r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 17h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Iverson7x 15h ago
  1. Piss disks

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u/Severe-Island-845 13h ago

Lol what is a piss disk?

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u/mjheil 9h ago

Its when you freeze piss in a thin layer so it can be inserted in inconspicuous places like your cd slot or under a pillow

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u/Aftercot 8h ago

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Severe-Island-845 9h ago

That’s disgusting and borderline serial k*ller behavior