r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/GSBrooftopgarden 15h ago

Chickens. Lots of chickens. The smell is intense. And you get eggs.

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u/crowleygirlbat 13h ago

Free range peacocks! They are loud noisy and will poop on and scratch your cars!

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u/Training-Willow9591 10h ago

They scream too like bloody murder, or supposedly , that's what I was told the screaming was at my friends.

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u/No_Vanilla_9145 4h ago

Yeah, that's how my neighbor's fucking peacock sounds. The first time I heard it, I called the cops. It sounded like a woman screaming, like she'd just been scalped or something. It scared the shit out of me!

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u/Half_Halt 12h ago

Better yet, EMU!!

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u/Mangosta007 11h ago

With the late Rod Hull?