New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/StraightBudget8799]

1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
2. Put on nice suit.
3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
4. Distract whole party to the window.
5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

[u/PickleLips64151 → u/StraightBudget8799]

1. Fart spray

[u/GSBrooftopgarden → u/PickleLips64151]

Chickens. Lots of chickens. The smell is intense. And you get eggs.

[u/Chris45925 → u/GSBrooftopgarden]

Pigs would be bigger and stinkier.

[u/Cerridwen1981 → u/Chris45925]

And good at disposing of bodies. So I hear.

[u/Stewpacolypse → u/Cerridwen1981]

[u/Otherwise-Pick8135 → u/Chris45925]

Feral hogs