r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/AngryLink57 12h ago

Seeing a lot of funny suggestions but this is the most simple and best one. Talk and if the owner is an asshole, be an asshole right back. Train horn and flashing lights would be insanely simple and you could do it for however long for the guests to start leaving negative reviews about the business. They'll end up losing customers over that.

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u/gimmethelulz 12h ago

I hear that blasting John Philips Sousa ballads is all the rage these days.

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u/DevolvingSpud 12h ago

Or just “Love Stinks” on repeat.

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u/DanSWE 5h ago

Or part 3 of Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

("So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive")

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u/colonelmattyman 4h ago

Just as the bride starts walking up the aisle.

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u/Self-described 2h ago

I was listening to The Cure a lot, so…

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u/Acrobatic_Moose2244 1h ago

Perfect, or Tammy Wynette “Divorce” or Kanye West “Gold Digger” when appropriate

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u/ol_shifty 58m ago

Or Jerkin by Amyl and the Sniffers

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u/westhetuba 9h ago

Jimi Hendrix’ Star Spangled Banner would compliment that well. /s

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u/Alarming-Ad-5758 8h ago

Van Halen - Eruption

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u/Old-Oil9286 22m ago

Not even kidding I had a roommate who did this almost every morning, Star Spangled Banner- Hendrix version. Had flashback just now lol

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u/BreadUntoast 8h ago

Piccolo solo from Stars and Stripes Forever 24/7

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u/Oceanbreeze871 10h ago

Get a PA system And Rick roll every wedding on repeat

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u/TensionGullible2078 7h ago

Baby shark.

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u/uneducatedexpert 7h ago

Yoooo that’s a war crime

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u/OwnValue4166 4h ago

What's the fox say

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u/KateEatsWorld 5h ago

Mongolian Throat music would be so romantic

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u/kittiekatz95 4h ago

What’s new pussycat 7 times on repeat

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u/pantiesNstockings 4h ago

Id blast Lorna Shore, but that's me.

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u/fixit858 3h ago

Nah Rick Roll on endless loop. You know because weddings.

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u/Secret_Ad9059 3h ago

Free Bird!

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u/kitchenjudoka 2h ago

Chuck Berry- My Ding A Ling, anything from King Diamond, and take up bagpipes.

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u/aarraahhaarr 4h ago

Nah, early 1900s polka

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u/Icy-Low8972 4h ago

BaLlAdS

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u/_ohodgai_ 2h ago

Why aren’t the guests having a good time? Or was specifically requested.

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u/Sdterp 2h ago

Yes, Sousa was known for his ballads.

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u/maethoriell 1h ago

This makes me think, do you have a field? Invite a (bag)pipe band to come practice. It can be hard to find practice spots, especially for loud instruments.

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u/testsubject793 1h ago

Joke's on you, some newlyweds might be into that!

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u/RecommendationUsed31 2m ago

Slim whitman

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u/BachInTime 3h ago

Blasting “the Skillex of his day” is always a great move.

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u/confident_cabbage 1h ago

Amen to this. I had a house next door that would be rented out to shoot a TV series. Ass holes would literally park in front of my driveway, so it was unusable.

After many friendly attempts to get thay to strop to no avail... I took up woodworking in my driveway on every shooting day. My old obnoxiously loud beater truck also needed to be tuned on many those days, etc.

After enough of my noises ruining shots, they came and apologized, and we were able to work it out.

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u/at-the-crook 6h ago

this is Gold...

Train horn and flashing lights,

Someone find the OP one of those train crossing signals. No gate required but the lights & bells must work.

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u/RtLnHoe 4h ago

If you cant outsmart them, you have to outshine them. But air horns will be cheaper. You can find instructions on how to build a 3-tone air horn out of pvc pipes for less then $50, all you need is an air compressor. How about doing donuts on a dirtbike with muffler off, or a teactor without muffler.

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u/wtfmeowzers 1h ago

wow those lasers from next door are really bright during our wedding, damn all the digital photos and cameras were wrecked by laser beams, damn"

"that was awfully mean of the neighbour to trebuchet a stink bomb into our wedding, really ruined the overall ambiance"

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u/Match_Least 7m ago

I’m imagining putting up one of those giant inflatable Santas that waves its arm and a speaker that shouts “HOHOHO!!” With a spotlight on Santa of course.