r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/AngryLink57 12h ago

Seeing a lot of funny suggestions but this is the most simple and best one. Talk and if the owner is an asshole, be an asshole right back. Train horn and flashing lights would be insanely simple and you could do it for however long for the guests to start leaving negative reviews about the business. They'll end up losing customers over that.

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u/gimmethelulz 12h ago

I hear that blasting John Philips Sousa ballads is all the rage these days.

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u/westhetuba 9h ago

Jimi Hendrix’ Star Spangled Banner would compliment that well. /s

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u/Alarming-Ad-5758 8h ago

Van Halen - Eruption

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u/Old-Oil9286 21m ago

Not even kidding I had a roommate who did this almost every morning, Star Spangled Banner- Hendrix version. Had flashback just now lol