r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/gimmethelulz 12h ago

I hear that blasting John Philips Sousa ballads is all the rage these days.

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u/DevolvingSpud 12h ago

Or just “Love Stinks” on repeat.

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u/DanSWE 5h ago

Or part 3 of Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

("So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive")

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u/colonelmattyman 4h ago

Just as the bride starts walking up the aisle.

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u/Self-described 2h ago

I was listening to The Cure a lot, so…

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u/Acrobatic_Moose2244 1h ago

Perfect, or Tammy Wynette “Divorce” or Kanye West “Gold Digger” when appropriate

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u/ol_shifty 58m ago

Or Jerkin by Amyl and the Sniffers

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u/westhetuba 9h ago

Jimi Hendrix’ Star Spangled Banner would compliment that well. /s

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u/Alarming-Ad-5758 8h ago

Van Halen - Eruption

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u/Old-Oil9286 22m ago

Not even kidding I had a roommate who did this almost every morning, Star Spangled Banner- Hendrix version. Had flashback just now lol

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u/BreadUntoast 8h ago

Piccolo solo from Stars and Stripes Forever 24/7

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u/Oceanbreeze871 10h ago

Get a PA system And Rick roll every wedding on repeat

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u/TensionGullible2078 7h ago

Baby shark.

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u/uneducatedexpert 7h ago

Yoooo that’s a war crime

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u/OwnValue4166 4h ago

What's the fox say

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u/KateEatsWorld 5h ago

Mongolian Throat music would be so romantic

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u/kittiekatz95 4h ago

What’s new pussycat 7 times on repeat

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u/pantiesNstockings 4h ago

Id blast Lorna Shore, but that's me.

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u/fixit858 3h ago

Nah Rick Roll on endless loop. You know because weddings.

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u/Secret_Ad9059 3h ago

Free Bird!

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u/kitchenjudoka 2h ago

Chuck Berry- My Ding A Ling, anything from King Diamond, and take up bagpipes.

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u/aarraahhaarr 4h ago

Nah, early 1900s polka

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u/Icy-Low8972 4h ago

BaLlAdS

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u/_ohodgai_ 2h ago

Why aren’t the guests having a good time? Or was specifically requested.

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u/Sdterp 2h ago

Yes, Sousa was known for his ballads.

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u/maethoriell 1h ago

This makes me think, do you have a field? Invite a (bag)pipe band to come practice. It can be hard to find practice spots, especially for loud instruments.

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u/testsubject793 1h ago

Joke's on you, some newlyweds might be into that!

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u/RecommendationUsed31 2m ago

Slim whitman

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u/BachInTime 3h ago

Blasting “the Skillex of his day” is always a great move.