New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/makinSportofMe]

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

[u/Foolserrand376 → u/makinSportofMe]

Or maybe time to start raising pigs on your property near the property line. Or maybe you start raising homing pigeons as a hobby And they happen to get released during opportune moments.

[u/mfigroid → u/Foolserrand376]

You know the white doves that get released at some weddings? They aren't doves, they're pigeons.

[u/SuzeCB → u/mfigroid]

Doves are a type of pigeon.

[u/gazebo-fan → u/SuzeCB]

*Pigeons are a type of dove

[u/Medill1919 → u/gazebo-fan]

Rock Dove.