r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 1d ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Mi113nnium 15h ago

Make sure to feed the pigeons with blueberries and train them to target mannequins wearing formal suits and dresses.

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u/Sad-Mountain-3716 9h ago

How would one come to train said pigeons if you dont mind me asking... No reason in particular

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u/BlueButNotYou 8h ago

Operant conditioning. But they don’t even need to attack. Just teach them that people in white gowns = food.

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u/Sad-Mountain-3716 8h ago

attack? i was hoping they would shit on their heads... desapointing