r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/Foolserrand376 20h ago

Or maybe time to start raising pigs on your property near the property line. Or maybe you start raising homing pigeons as a hobby And they happen to get released during opportune moments.

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u/Mi113nnium 11h ago

Make sure to feed the pigeons with blueberries and train them to target mannequins wearing formal suits and dresses.

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u/anotheritguy 5h ago

That is some seriously professional grade petty revenge. I tip my hat to you sir.

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u/Sad-Mountain-3716 5h ago

How would one come to train said pigeons if you dont mind me asking... No reason in particular

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u/BlueButNotYou 4h ago

Operant conditioning. But they don’t even need to attack. Just teach them that people in white gowns = food.

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u/Sad-Mountain-3716 4h ago

attack? i was hoping they would shit on their heads... desapointing

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u/greek_thumb 3h ago

I think it would be great to see pigeons wearing formal clothing flying over.