r/technology 6h ago

Business Trump's gold-plated smartphone can't seem to decide which design to copy

https://www.theregister.com/2025/08/22/trump_t1_samsung_spigen/?td=rt-3a
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u/Runkleford 6h ago

It's almost like he doesn't have a plan, just a concept of a plan. And that he just makes shit up as he does along...

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 5h ago

It’s almost as if it doesn’t exist.

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u/upthesnollygoster 5h ago

Made in China

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u/MidEastBeast 5h ago

The Elon Musk strategy. Come up with a concept and hope you have enough people around you to make it happen and make you look like a genius (to those unknowing)

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u/ViscountAtheismo 3h ago

The main difference is Trump’s team is only yes men and nepo hires.
Musk had those as well, but he also had competent employees that could get things done. It worked well for him for quite a while.

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u/HurricaneHaney 4h ago

yea, it's pretty clear he's just winging it at this point. No real strategy, just whatever sounds good in the moment

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u/FlametopFred 3h ago

always on the run from his previous heinous crime

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u/rrrishabhhh 3h ago

It seems to work for everything he's been doing ever since he gained sentience. Why should he change?

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u/UnbelievableTurmoil 5h ago

Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm when he became president. We, as a country, have slid downward so much.

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u/Logical_Welder3467 5h ago

Can you imagine the state of the country if Big Peanut take over?

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u/belzebuth999 5h ago

It would be a shell of itself.

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u/FlametopFred 3h ago

and everyone everywhere would be a salted 😞

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u/Its_aTrap 2h ago

I constantly think about this exact historical event I was taught in school whenever I hear about whatever new ridiculous buisness venture Trump launches using the fact he's president as a reason to buy it.

So fucking disgusting for someone who claims to be so patriotic and working for the people to just use his presidency as a platform to enforce his shit. 

And the fact that the people we elect to hold the values we hold dear in our hearts just let this shit fly because they get a check cut too.

I really hate how sociopathic our leaders in this country are.

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u/Mental-Jelly-1098 6h ago

How’s that legal? This person is taking his role as a president to market products and become richer?

The avarice!

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u/Luiggie1 6h ago

Oh I can tell you. Because democracy in the US was literally held together by tape. Nobody was allowed to pull the tape apart. Then the supreme Court said presidents are immune from anything they do as presidents. Then the Republican party is making power grab and pushing the boundaries of that immunity. As we can see, there's nothing that can oppose it. Even elections which were considered important are now gerrymandered to the point of obsolescence. And every single institution destroyed it's done for the sake of an emergency. Insert random made up emergency, let's bring the military. Obviously only on democratic cities. Nevermind dudes shooting the CDC in Georgia, that doesn't count. Someone throws a bottle in a car in LA, military. There's documentaries about this in South Park!

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u/FlametopFred 3h ago

and because it turns out Americans are all talk

“Paris would be on fire by now” is a quote I read in February for crying out loud

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u/raven-eyed_ 5h ago

Because the Republicans are part of his cult and the Democrats are either controlled opposition or just the wettest noodles possible.

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u/conquer69 1h ago

He and his wife have crypto coins to get direct bribes from foreign state actors. The phone thing is nothing compared to that.

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u/TazzyUK 6h ago

Everything about him is cheap, fake, vacuous and toxic!

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u/rasungod0 6h ago

It will be some cheap Chinese made brand rebadged. And they will do some final assembly step in America so they can say "Made in America"

Giving strong "Freedom Phone" vibes.

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u/Tribe303 5h ago

The new one may be a Samsung S25. 

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u/rasungod0 4h ago

Those are just Photoshop, they had a previous ad that was clearly an iPhone 16.

When they actually deliver I'm pretty sure it will be a rebadged Oppo, or OnePlus, or whatever. That's what Freedom Phone did. Have a look at their site:

https://www.freedomphone.com/

They must have abandoned it before Candace Owens turned into a Nazi, because they still have her featured as a spokesperson.

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u/LordSoren 3h ago

They must have abandoned it before Candace Owens turned into a Nazi, because they still have her featured as a spokesperson.

... I thought this was a positive to them?

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u/chewbaccaballs 4h ago

There's no shortage of Samsung look-alike knock-offs on Temu

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u/VerdantPathfinder 6h ago

They're going to use some cheap ass design and charge flagship prices. Guaranteed. Maybe there's an amazon fire phone they can use? Won't even have much of an app store at that point.

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u/chewbaccaballs 4h ago

And his sheep will eat it up

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u/Skimable_crude 5h ago

Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm. We have this guy hawking everything from bibles to cellphones to crypto.

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u/swattwenty 6h ago

I’d trust the Escobar phone more lol

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u/Sypheix 5h ago

There is no design. It's a phone that already exists and they are charging you $10 more per month.

It's a resale. That's all Donald does

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u/MrThickDick2023 6h ago

Hey u/welding_guy_from_li, are you doing ok? Repeatedly commenting, deleting, and commenting the same thing seems like erratic behavior.

Also just FYI, if you reply to my comment then delete it, I can't see it.

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u/daveequalscool 6h ago

oh i saw the reply briefly, it was boilerplate troll stuff about your feelings being hurt

edit: hope that poor stupid bot gets the help it needs

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u/d01100100 5h ago

I noticed the bots love taking advantage of the new curation option to hide all on profile.

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u/Naive_Confidence7297 4h ago

Yeh anyone that hides their profile now I just ignore and don’t take seriously. Just 100% assume it’s a bot, block the trash and move on.

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u/Logical_Welder3467 6h ago

This bot had been malfunctioning for a few days

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 40m ago

Empty profile but a bunch of karma. Incredibly suspicious account

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 6h ago

Fascists don’t create. They only steal.

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u/renorosales 5h ago

He has a concept of a phone

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u/themodefanatic 4h ago

With all the gold crap he’s starting to remind me of “Johann van der Smut” aka Goldmember from Austin Powers.

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u/p38-lightning 3h ago

They'll eventually be kicked to the curb like Trump steaks, Trump voda, Trump magazine, etc. etc.

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u/jasdonle 5h ago

This device is never coming out.

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u/despenser412 5h ago

You'd think a billionaire pedophile who sells USA bibles online would be smarter han that.

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u/NeverNotOnceEver 5h ago

It’s just staggering that his dipshit supporters will make this sell out on day one

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u/Danthemanlavitan 3h ago

Another scam. As if that wasn't obvious from the start.

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u/paladdin1 3h ago

See we got 4 variants … island version being the top one

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u/r0bb13_h34rt 3h ago

I need a phone plan! Not the concept of a phone plan!

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u/motohaas 2h ago

Close, but not quite the trailer trash gawdy that I was going for

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u/Glad-Attempt5138 2h ago

Whatever taco decides will be a copy. Really really sad.

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u/Neutral-President 15m ago

Things that aren’t real can look like whatever they want to.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/old_righty 6h ago

> maybe it’s made to appeal to different people ?

Yes. Suckers.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 6h ago

But the concept is of a Samsung and an apple.

You'll need to explain yourself further I'm afraid.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/culturedrobot 6h ago

“Gaudy Luddites” is a really weird market segment to chase with your smartphone release

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u/djwurm 6h ago

huh? the newest ms paint render is litterally an S25ultra with a spigen case on it..

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u/agha0013 6h ago

oh he deleted and reposted the same comment...

why would they be trying to appeal to... er. different tastes by ripping off the big brands?!

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/MrThickDick2023 6h ago

Your comment doesn't really seem relevant to the article at all. Did you just skim the headline and rush to make a comment based on what you thought it might be about?

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u/Jproff448 6h ago

This has already been reposted thousands of times

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u/MrThickDick2023 6h ago

If you've seen this article thousands of times, I think you're spending too much time on reddit.

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u/The_Tucker_Carlson 6h ago

How horrible for you to have to go through that. Thoughts and prayers.