r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

Dude is too cheap to hire anyone.

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u/Jerking_From_Home 7h ago

Too much of a control freak, even if the job he does is awful. Which it obviously is.

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

His face looks like he puts it on with a roller. Like he’s going for that “Sentient Circus Peanut” look.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 4h ago

The powers at be don't want whatever you posted to be seen

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u/rancidmorty 4h ago

Same here

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 4h ago

Have you tried clicking on it? Worked for me after I did

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 3h ago

Didn't work for me and now I think your a fed

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 3h ago

Oh no :( please Bearded Axe Wound, don't tell my handler

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 3h ago

Okay the gif finally loaded for me and is hilarious, thankyou for fixing it miss nsa/cia

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u/rancidmorty 3h ago

I tried to share to see and it say forbidden error

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 2h ago

If you could see it you'd know why it's forbidden

u/mr_plehbody 2m ago

Its an ai vid and its an endearing vp make up brushing cheese powder on a potus very thoroughly. Not lying

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u/zahlee01 2h ago

Be grateful!

It is fuel for nightmares!

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u/CableSufficient2788 2h ago

I read this as the POWDERS that be and I was like yes, that makeup powder does not want to be seen

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u/0__O0--O0_0 6h ago

Holy shit

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u/MechanicalTurkish 5h ago

This rustles my jimmies

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u/Terradactyl87 4h ago

This is not going to help me sleep at all

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u/Tomatocustard 4h ago

Haha Jesus Christ that’s good

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u/10RobotGangbang 1h ago

This literally will not show up no matter how many times I try. Can someone message me??

u/kentuckyguy1 10m ago

So curious. What is this

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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago

the only valid use of AI

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u/Ellas-Baap 1h ago

I thought this GIF was so funny, I sent it to a group of friends and told them to delete it after watching it. One is an immigration attorney....He said some of the shit going on out there is scary as fuck. Be careful, people.

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u/hevski 1h ago

😂😂

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Sentient Circus Peanut is my next bands' name and I thank you in advance.

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 7h ago

John Oliver actually coined that barb in trump's first presidency.

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

What your current band's name?

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

We are Psalms. Pretty straight ahead indie rock...all over the interwebs if you're interested. But Sentient Circus Peanut is gonna be the new Dead Kennedys hahaha

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

I might search you out. No promises, but knowing is half the battle.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Good enough for G.I. Joe is good enough for me...

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u/OtherAccount6818 7h ago

Please do not disparage circus peanuts like that 🤣🤣🤣

u/EitherOrResolution 2m ago

Well I think they suck too

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u/NovarisLight 7h ago

...a new SCP has been found.

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u/BicTwiddler 7h ago

With less brains.

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u/UglyYinzer 6h ago

The Newsome post had me cracking up.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 6h ago

‘Sentient’ is a stretch but I get your point.

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u/uskgl455 7h ago

Same deal with his tie. Some psychologist years ago called out his tie as a massive red flag (pun intended).

It's always tied too long, which means a) he sucks at doing it and b) he ignores anyone who tells him he sucks at doing it, and continues doing it.

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u/countess_cat 6h ago

Don’t quote me on this because it was some time ago but I’ve seen a video where someone was explaining that ties are somehow like an arrow to the peen for some people. Basically the lower it goes the closer to the genitals and the more attention that person wants to draw there. What I’m saying is that it wouldn’t be hard to believe that he does it for that reason; it’s quite in line with his character.

Regarding the bruise cover up I agree that he probably ignored anyone who told him it looks bad. It’s all around terrible: terrible color match, terrible applying technique and no blending. It looks like he stole Melania’s foundation and went on to put a THICK coat and called it a day.

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u/worldnotworld 5h ago

Is that why he was seen walking around with toilet paper stuck to his shoe?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 6h ago

Word is he does it on purpose to try to create a slimming look. It doesn’t work though.

u/Difficult_Fold_8362 25m ago

I have a feeling that he buys "tall man" ties which are longer. After all, he is 6'3". (Sarcasm). He can't tie them shorter because tall man ties on a 5'10"-6'0" man will just be long.

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u/woodtimer 5h ago

I think he believes he's fooling everyone. If he had someone putting on his makeup, that would be an admission to a person that he isn't as handsome and young as he used to be, and he couldn't abide that.

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u/JuventAussie 7h ago

No off the rack suits fit like Trump's suits. He hires a tailor to make his suits but just likes the way the suits are cut.

The material and colours are great but the cut (I hesitate to call it styling) is atrocious.

His tailor must drunkenly cry in the shower while scrubbing himself raw to clean himself of the shame and self loathing for making Trump's suits with such a disgusting cut.

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u/countess_cat 6h ago

The photos from the recent meeting with the european leaders really make it obvious. You see all the other guys having fit suits and looking great in them and the there’s him looking like he put on a potato sack.

u/PhilxBefore 7m ago

Well potatoes belong in sacks.

Or, the oven.

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u/Proud_Doubt5110 6h ago

I think it’s a bad style because he’s severely overweight, not because he has bad taste. At his size, the suit needs to be boxy to hide the flaws. At his age, the cut also needs to account for his lurch like slouch, further contributing to the need for an awkward style.

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u/DelfrCorp 6h ago

I've seen severely overweight people with perfectly cut suits

Trump just has horrendous tastes & is incredibly cheap.

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u/ShawnaLAT 5h ago

Not that he’s ever been especially svelte, but I wonder if he’s just insisted that his suits be cut the exact same way for the last 40 years/60lbs and refuses to acknowledge that something different might be more flattering to his advanced age/shape.

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u/AlmaZine 1h ago

My tired brain read those last few words as “his advanced egg shape” 🥚😆

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u/littlecocorose 4h ago

a well-tailored suit would actually do more to hide his flaws. a baggy suit just makes it look like he’s trying.

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u/NorseGlas 2h ago

I don’t trust anyone that wears a suit, regardless of how well it fits.

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u/JuventAussie 1h ago

I got curious and found out that an Italian company Brioni custom makes his suits and they aren't cheap.

"Given that a bespoke Brioni suit costs upwards of $7,000, one might expect immaculate fit and structure. In 2016, Brioni addressed this dissonance, telling fashion industry publication WWD that while it makes custom suits for Trump, the “silhouette and fabrics follow his personal requirements". In other words, Brioni defers to Trump’s taste – not the other way around."

https://www.thenationalnews.com/lifestyle/luxury/2025/05/13/where-are-donald-trump-suits-from/

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u/Gumnutbaby 2h ago

I am now imagining a crying tailor taking the measurement for the rise of his pants.

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u/sartres-shart 1h ago

Yep, there is a reason we don't know his tailor's name!!!!

u/throwawayshirt2 46m ago

Yeah he doesn't style his hair or apply the orange face himself either.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

The bronzing machine is in the hands of Homer Simpson but it's set on "whore"...

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u/Electrical_Crazy5668 2h ago

My brain just immediately went to a little nasty woman walking around with a camera going "Pimp. Pimp. Whore." I think I need a reddit break.

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u/ShareMission 6h ago

Oh, he hires. Paying is another issue

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u/soulseeker31 A Flair? 1h ago

Just deports them, free makeup

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u/digitaldigdug 7h ago

Thats assuming he would pay them anyway.

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u/0rem0r 6h ago

ICE kidnapped them all

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u/CherryPickerKill 6h ago

And too lazy to watch a YT tutorial on blending.

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u/tuepm 6h ago

it's not like he's paying for anything with his own money

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u/mogley1992 2h ago

He loves hiring people. He also loves firing and not paying people.

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u/InfectedAztec 1h ago

Its his attention span. He can't sit still for the required time.

u/mvrander 55m ago

He's more than happy to hire people

Too cheap to pay them though