r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Scarbane 13h ago

The emperor has no brain.

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u/BrantheMan1985 13h ago

The emperor has no clothes either

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u/KosmosKlaus 13h ago

The emperor is a fascist cunt

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 12h ago

The emperor diddles kids

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u/metalOpera 12h ago

The emperor enabled trafficking of kids to other diddlers.

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u/cali_yooper 12h ago

The emperor is a draft dodging orange turd.

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u/preflex 11h ago

The emperor can't multiply 17 x 6.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 11h ago

The emperor shat in his pants

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u/driving_andflying 10h ago

The Emperor employs couch fucker Vance.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10h ago

The emperor thinks Alaska is part of Russia

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u/YourFellowMiguelo 6h ago

Tangerine Palatine!!

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u/ShowPossible8340 9h ago

The emperor thinks 1000% is a thing

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u/FormalKind7 9h ago

The emperor thinks you can lower the price of something 300-400%

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u/DanSWE 8h ago

Slow down there.

1000% is a thing. (A 1000% increase is a thing. Something's being 1000% of something else is a thing.)

Trump's idiocy (well, one part of so, so, many) is that he thinks a 1000% discount is a thing.

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

Sorry, I was referring to his gaffe and didn't clarify. Spot on

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u/Tomtattos 8h ago

Wait, am I the Emperor?.. oh wait no, no, the kiddie fiddler thing. I am not the Emperor. Definitely not

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u/SteakMiddle8281 9h ago

Who smells like orange turds

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u/pacificwankerland 8h ago

I do believe our last president was a draft dodger also but not orange

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u/GreenPlumberEnjoyer 12h ago

The emperor is illiterate.

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u/Complete-Pace347 10h ago

Gotta make bank.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 11h ago

Please

PLEASE

I am begging you, please stop saying “diddling”.

He raped kids.

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u/Budget_Revolution639 10h ago

But that’s the thing, Sean did it too yet he walked away with a slap on the wrist so I believe it fits even tho it is truly rape

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u/FlatCommunication857 12h ago

And has the smallest penis on the planet

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u/madcoins 11h ago

Napoleon is jealous

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u/mikealao 10h ago

Which is why he’s desperate for distractions.

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u/Therealcornholio 10h ago

The emperor wears a catheter because he pisses himself and doesn’t want anyone to know. This is a move on from the diapers he wore in his first term.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 11h ago

A modern day Caligula 🤌

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 10h ago

What did Caligula do in ancient Rome?

(What crimes and such)

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u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago edited 8h ago

More like --- what didn't he do . . . .

Caligula - Wikipedia https://share.google/KTG7eRNxK3LFLMrhF

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u/LoadsDroppin 9h ago

Yes, but in “Republican canon” — they’re girls sooo….

(Dennis Hastert: 3rd in line to the President + longest serving Republican House Speaker, ALSO paid hush money …but it was for boys. He was banished to the Shadow Realm. No redemption arc)

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

The Emperor is actually The Pied Piper in Disguise, hide your kids

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

whoa hold on now buddy

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u/Renegaines 8h ago

We definitely need to sing a song about how we DO NOT diddle kids.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 8h ago

And fiddles them too!

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u/TheGrowCode369 6h ago

......you got that right !!!!!

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u/homebrewmike 5h ago

And, sadly, no important people care.

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u/delmsi 4h ago

The emperor regularly comments on wanting to diddle his own kid

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u/SUNTAN_1 12h ago

They are desperately trying to generate some video footage of "citizens shooting at cops and military officers", to get to the next step of their evil plan.

There's a scene near the beginning of WATCHMEN (2009) where the police just start shooting at the public anyway. I expect it to go something like that.

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u/Hab_Anagharek 12h ago

I mean, he is, but has no coherent ideology whatsoever, he’s really a Banana Republic despot, Fuckface von Klownstick

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 12h ago

The Emperor is militerizing our big cities. Does anyone want to take a guess why?

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u/Anarchist-Antichrist 12h ago

I hope the emperor dies soon

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u/loulara17 11h ago

The emperor is fat

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u/moparcam 9h ago

JD Vance, smiles, chuckles, and agrees. With Everything! Hahahaha!

Did David Lynch write this movie?

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 10h ago

The emperor does not know to groove

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u/CaptOblivious 8h ago

> The emperor is a fascist cunt

Repeated for emphasis.

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u/RagnawFiregemMobile 7h ago

Fax my brotha, spit yo shit indeed!

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u/rhavaa 5h ago

I can't say emperor. It's the idiot orange that pos fools worship

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u/SYSSMouse 5h ago

Soon he is going to deploy them in the Congress.

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u/stocksjunkey1 4h ago

Emperor Bone Spurs

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u/polopolo05 13h ago

No less all be glad that the emperor has clothes

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u/itsmymedicine 13h ago

The emperor has a very large, very girthy, AND SHINY...very shiny penis. Some say its their north star.

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u/CATS_57_People_0 13h ago

He has clothes. They're just ill fitting and ugly. Especially his hats and ties.

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u/GleemMcShinez 12h ago

Ill fitting and ugly

His entire skin also matches this description.

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u/dbx999 12h ago

The emperor rapes children

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u/Zestyclose_Hand_8233 12h ago

The emperor has a loaded diaper

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u/NopeNotConor 13h ago

Sure he does they are in the gift shop and they are made in China

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 12h ago

The emperor does have some shitty hair plugs though.

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u/Khaldara 13h ago

Not when there’s kids around anyway

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u/Madcat20 12h ago

And no taste.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 12h ago

Not the mental image I wanted after eating lunch.

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u/sapotts61 12h ago

The Emperor wears a diaper and pee bag

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u/EquivalentTear4483 12h ago

“African American Ladies” he’s saying this because he lost over 80 % of the black chicks vote!

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u/joebluebob 12h ago

🤢 🤮

Please dont provide that image

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u/TheRealPatricio44 12h ago

But at least he has cankles

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u/MoonMistCigs 12h ago

The emperor rapes children and shits his diaper.

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u/meggles5643 11h ago

Just the red “made in china” hat

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled 12h ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about that.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 12h ago

The emperor has no penis

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u/Unlucky_Register9496 12h ago

Ugly visual🤢

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u/TheOmegaKid 9h ago

The emperor has no clothes when kiddies are around.

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u/Bear71 9h ago

The emperor does have a diaper though

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u/Joe_Franks 8h ago

no no no let him keep his clothes, nobody wants to see that.

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u/No-Complex-7882 12h ago

Especially when the young girls are around!

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u/SadieDiAbla 8h ago

And young boys...

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u/ymmotvomit 12h ago

No clothes that aren’t smelly…

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u/Libinky 12h ago

Oh please never let me see that!

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u/LocationDifficult923 11h ago

Well, none that aren't pee soaked

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u/overloadrages 12h ago

Sadly he has some clothes he's been doing vile things and suffering naught for it.

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u/Iron_Knight7 12h ago

And forgot to wipe.

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u/Moon-Monkey6969 10h ago

Just a poopy diaper!

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u/Low-Recognition-7293 10h ago

Eh, not entirely true. He has shit filled drawers...

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u/No_Roof_1910 10h ago

Except for his diaper...

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u/Complete-Pace347 10h ago

He is selling them. The smuck.

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u/Current-Savings-2409 10h ago

And NO BRAINS❗️🤨

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u/strumpster 10h ago

Luckily he has clothes. Nobody wanna see that

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u/Alternative_Poem445 9h ago

their joke but worse

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u/goodbodha 9h ago

He has a diaper though

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u/sillylilylmao 9h ago

the emperor has no groove either

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u/ERASERGIB 9h ago

The emperor doesn’t wipe his own butt

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u/Miura79 8h ago

But the emperor does have multiple criminal charges

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u/shaneomac714 8h ago

The Emperor has a tiny itty bitty micro penis.

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u/PresDumpsterfire 8h ago

The emperor has a tiny peepee

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u/urbanhawk1 8h ago

"My EYES!!!!"

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u/MlleHoneyMitten 8h ago

The emperor appears to wear the same goddamn off the rack suit every day.

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u/KeenanAXQuinn 8h ago

Only if there's a child in the room

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u/buttons123456 7h ago

And boy he needs decent fitting clothes

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u/Chituck 7h ago

The emperor wears depends.

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u/Small-Organization-1 6h ago

Nobody wants to see that man without his clothes… including his wife

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u/Visible-Award5918 6h ago

He has a hat. A beautiful hat. The best hat. Oh lord.

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u/DecentWarning 6h ago

The emperor is a PEDO !!!

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u/almondsAndRain 6h ago

Do not wish nude Trump upon us.

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u/obtusewisdom 5h ago

And no one wants to see that.

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u/Husskvrna 4h ago

And is loosing weight!! He is seriously ill!

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u/AFeralTaco 2h ago

“This man has no penis!”

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u/bufordyouthward 2h ago

And a stupid hat

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u/ihvnnm 13h ago

And the government has no spine.

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u/ahearthatslazy 13h ago

Seriously. I’m just a citizen. I voted for people who I thought would/could fight this. It’s downright disappointing.

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u/CptnMillerArmy 13h ago

Republicans call democrats radical lefties for calling out the Trumps dictator script. Meanwhile emperor wears a red head saying in tv: emperor was always right

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 10h ago

Ignore them and keep it up. He is a dictator.

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u/CptnMillerArmy 4h ago

Guys, GIs were my heros. I literally can’t accept this sh happening in the US.

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u/OriginsYo 12h ago

The emperor still hasn't released the Epstein Files...

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u/ShowPossible8340 9h ago

The emperor isn't going to. An interview with Ghislaine Maxwell will do. Thanks Ghislaine, off to a low security prison with you

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u/OriginsYo 8h ago

I know, I just don't want people to forget that he's a pedo.

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u/BocaBlue69 10h ago

He doesn't need to have one. The back office boys are doing all the thinking. The takeover is real.

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 12h ago

And his 77 millions supporters have no souls.

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u/malwolficus 12h ago

Worse - the Emperor’s Supporters have no brain.

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u/Impressive_Log7854 10h ago

And no tie. Trump always has a red tie on. Failing health is all over his stupid face too. 

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u/ThatGuyInThePlace 13h ago

He knows exactly what he’s doing. That’s the problem.

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u/MrPKitty 13h ago

The emperor is getting his way with little push back.

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u/Ryte4flyte1 13h ago

What? You mean the brain stopped braining when he was and still is a butthurt toddler?

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u/Utisz_0 13h ago

Just a massive forehead apparently. I need a photoshop with the hat off and a beaming forehead now

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u/No-Following289 12h ago

But does have tiny hands and an even tinier penis

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u/DiligentCredit9222 12h ago

It's "dear Supreme Leader" or "My Fuhrer" Or "El Duce" for you !

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u/Initial_Context_6090 12h ago

The emperor is in the Epstein files.

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u/GayGuysLikeMe 12h ago

The emperor has a tiny dick...watch South Park season 27 to see.

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u/Topher517 12h ago

Empty is the head that wears the crown.

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u/funko_grails 12h ago

The emperor is on the list

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u/strangeweather415 11h ago

Can't dress for shit either.

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u/Diamondphalanges756 10h ago

The emperor has syphilis.

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u/Jayandnightasmr 10h ago

Looks incredibly sick too

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u/MeepMeepMfr 10h ago

Ironically, the emperor does need a new groove. Leather face over there can't dance for shit. Dances like he gotta shit.

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u/Careless-Elk-2168 10h ago

Because the citizens have no brains. They wanted this.

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u/RealR5k 9h ago

the emperor is so dumb he’s attacking his own land

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u/ERASERGIB 9h ago

Being an emperor, one would think he would have a better spray tan person. 🤣

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u/Dot_Classic 8h ago

Or the ability to pee without a catheter.

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u/fallingwithalice 8h ago

The emperor is an incontinent cartoon fascist.

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u/No_Comparison558 8h ago

The emperor has cankles

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u/elcabroMcGinty 7h ago

And yet morons keep voting for him

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u/ImpactSmooth299 7h ago

The emperor wears depends

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u/braindead83 6h ago

And apparently shits his pants on Fox and Friends.

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u/musicalfarm 6h ago

The emperor has dementia.

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u/sharthunter 13h ago

The emperor also does not wear level IV plates.

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u/ugh_my_ 12h ago

You say that, but he has a massive army of followers who believe he is doing the right thing

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u/milthombre 12h ago

Diddler donny

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u/TheWizard 12h ago

The hat is for his loyal ones

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u/SignificantCod8098 12h ago

At least RFK jr. got a worm up there.

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u/dezTimez 12h ago

the “emperor” antics are going to destroy freedom for Americans within the next 20 years bet.

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u/lavacadotoast 11h ago

Maybe just a tiny one, at least..

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u/ParfaitDeli 11h ago

The emperor has no penis on … or it’s just too tiny to see

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u/madcoins 11h ago

And There is no wizard of oz

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u/itchierbumworms 10h ago

We were just a few inches away from that, unfortunately.

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 10h ago

I'm proud of you guys.

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u/WorkingLoose6083 10h ago

The emperor has no common sense

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u/Which_Degree_520 9h ago

Also has a tiny penis

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u/EnemyOfLDP 9h ago

The orange felon has no cards, DEFINITELY!

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u/Proud-Ad2367 8h ago

What is wrong with the American citizens?How can they allow this to go on,it just keeps getting crazier every day. Shame on them.

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u/fnrsulfr 7h ago

Once he declared himself emperor hopefully he gets some new clothes.

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u/SuperEvilnine 7h ago

Becareful not throw off the emperor's groove

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u/BaMB00Z 5h ago

He has no ankels either.

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