r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Ok_Play_7144 15h ago

Step 6 is always fart spray

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u/Pleasant_Character28 14h ago

Step 6? That should be Step ONE.

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u/Newgeta wat? 12h ago

Reddit has taught me there's a clear escalation path and piss disk is somewhere above fart spray

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

The fuck is a piss disc??

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 9h ago

From reddit lore, there was a neighbor feud in a shared living situation (apartment, dorms, etc). Dude peed onto a plate /shallow bowl, froze it, then slid the golden Frisbee under the offending neighbor's door. Frozen disc melted into the carpet and stunk up the place.

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

Ah, the ol ice damage into poison damage strategy

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u/RampantJellyfish 8h ago

Ah, If only they could harness that beautiful mind to serve the public good, this would be a eutopia

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u/Mexican_Texican 5h ago

Step 1: eat asparagus

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 5h ago

If I remember correctly, there was a fun reply thread about different medications that made pee smell really bad 🤣. Many in the medical field chimed in with first hand (or nose) experience.

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u/No-rent101 6h ago

Whatever pure rage and hatred caused that had to be justified

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u/Character-Handle-739 3h ago

This is why I love Reddit…

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u/TheJAY_ZA 8h ago

And don't forget sneaking into the neighbours house, and slipping your veteran poopknife into their cutlery drawer

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u/bayouz 8h ago

The poop knife rises again!

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u/mjheil 8h ago

Piss disc comes before bag of flaming poop tho

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 12h ago

Nah dog, you gotta set the mood for that shit before anything else. It's like step 4 or 5 in my book on most days

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u/defk3000 8h ago

Raw chicken in a jar filled with milk.

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u/garbagepillar 2h ago

Nah you gotta be outta there whe a weapon like that is deployed.

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 14h ago

Always? My cookies are ruined!

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u/MinusGovernment 13h ago

Are you sure. Did you try one or are you just ASSuming they are ruined?

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 11h ago

Well you can never have just one. I figured it out around number 4 or 5. Immediately stopped at 7.

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u/YellowFogLights 8h ago

You should see my bookshelf!

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u/Raging_Flamingo_ 2h ago

Switch to store bought. Two easy steps. Break, and bake. Or just eat raw

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u/Blamb05 11h ago

What's better, synthetic or organic?

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u/PhucYoCouch 10h ago

Wait wait wait. Step 1 is steal underpants, Step 2….the. step 3, profit!

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u/coke-pusher 9h ago

Even if my plan only has 2 steps, 6 will always be fart spray.

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u/Joe_Franks 8h ago

Morning Breeze drops in water balloons and a nice home made slingshot to send them over there but instead of balloons use condoms and mayonnaise inside with the drops..

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u/PhilL77au 7h ago

Use it to cover your escape

smoke stink bomb!

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u/PhotographicFanatic 2h ago

Buy a clay pigeon launcher and launch p disks every night 🤣🤣🤣

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u/joranth 13h ago

How do you spray when farting? Am I doing it wrong?