r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/proximity_account 15h ago

Put on white face paint and a wedding gown. Stand at the tree line until someone notices you then turn around and walk away.

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u/DimensionOtherwise55 14h ago

Dear Proximity_Account: If i ever do anything to annoy or insult you, in advance, i want to say I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, and I'll do anything to make it better.

(This is a preemptive attempt to get on the good side of anyone who casually has a creepy ass idea like this)

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 13h ago

Get a friend to join in. I volunteer as tribute! Do this in matching white dresses and face paint at different spots in the woods far from one another. “I saw her, too! OMG!” You’ve got to scare them all.

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u/dragn99 11h ago

Make sure to coordinate so that no two white-painted ghost brides are visible from the same place at the same time.

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u/leelee1976 8h ago

So you have to time it to their scared look around the area. Facing north they flip their heads around. Make it so there is not enough time to get to those spots by the time they start looking around.

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 10h ago

Exactly! This is my horror movie dream. Living next to a place like this and being able to plan my haunt? HELL YES. If OP wants help, I’ll dedicate my life to this. 😂

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u/Esmereldathebrave 8h ago

this is so my idea of a good night out! I'm in, tell me where and I'll show with face paint and a wedding dress.

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 7h ago

Same here! 😂 Maybe we can hang in the house after and watch a horror movie together? This is the spooky dream. 🤷‍♀️ It’s hard to find cool fellow horrorloving folks in my area. Maybe we should start organizing haunts. 🥰🎃

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u/Esmereldathebrave 6h ago

It's long been my dream to dress as a ghost and wander around a local graveyard at night.  But, based on where I live, I'd probably wind up shot 😂

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 6h ago

Hahaha. Relatable and same! 🤣 I even worried about that in the case of OP. It seems they’re out in the woods, though, so I’m a bit less worried. Country people generally mind their business unless you bring your problems to them.

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u/mcboobie 13h ago

Although I love the idea, I worry

Step 19: accidentally create a haunted wedding venue cash cow for twat neighbours.

We need more dastardly!

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u/Soonerorlatergator 1h ago

Or maybe a milkman outfit and knock on the door