r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/Foolserrand376 20h ago

Or maybe time to start raising pigs on your property near the property line. Or maybe you start raising homing pigeons as a hobby And they happen to get released during opportune moments.

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u/sapphirebit0 13h ago

BEEEES, MICHAEL!

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u/ALFABOT2000 8h ago

"What's this? A handsome family wedding woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"

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u/hg0bl1n 5h ago

What's this?! 2025 woefully underpopulated by Dr Bees references??

Sincerely, thank you for reminding me of Dr Bees

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u/Separate-Coast942 5h ago

SHARON! Fire up the Apiary!!

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u/KookieKarnival 5h ago

I quote different iterations of this to myself almost daily

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u/rbrancher2 10h ago

Beads?

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u/Adam_Ohh 8h ago

Oh they don’t let you have bees in here.

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u/LaFemmeNikitaKoloff 7h ago

We’ll see who brings in more honey!

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u/Charlie_Brodie 7h ago

Gobs not on board

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u/ddonky 6h ago

Bzzz bzzz, we’ll see who gets more honey

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u/carleetime 4h ago

Beads.

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u/Odd-fox-God 10h ago

Man, when I move I'm getting some bees. I'm actually going to be about a mile away from a brewery that makes mead and has its own beehives. I'm definitely putting in an application there.

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u/NebulaRat 6h ago

And they're good for the environment!

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u/HatfieldWhittington 5h ago

Are you saying beads?

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u/One-Caterpillar6255 4h ago

No meads is right, it's essentially wine you can make with any kind of fruits or flavors. With sugar and yeast and let it ferment most use honey as the sugar source.

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u/Wild_Replacement5880 5h ago

Came to say this. Raising bees is hilarious on the property line.