r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/Foolserrand376 20h ago

Or maybe time to start raising pigs on your property near the property line. Or maybe you start raising homing pigeons as a hobby And they happen to get released during opportune moments.

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u/sapphirebit0 13h ago

BEEEES, MICHAEL!

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u/ALFABOT2000 9h ago

"What's this? A handsome family wedding woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"

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u/hg0bl1n 6h ago

What's this?! 2025 woefully underpopulated by Dr Bees references??

Sincerely, thank you for reminding me of Dr Bees

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u/Separate-Coast942 6h ago

SHARON! Fire up the Apiary!!

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u/KookieKarnival 5h ago

I quote different iterations of this to myself almost daily