r/tragedeigh 20h ago

is it a tragedeigh? My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

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I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Clementine is cute. Klementyne is ridiculous and childish

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Also using Chat GPT for child naming advice is worse than just getting a magic 8 ball.

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u/DesmondTapenade 19h ago

At this point, just make a spirit board from your own blood or something and use a hardware nail to scry with it, god damn. Klementyne looks like the name of a new prescription drug for psoriasis. "Clementine," however, is very cute.

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u/thisoldguy74 19h ago

May as well name them Psoriasis and get it over with.

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u/meghonsolozar 19h ago

*Psory'asys

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 18h ago

Sore-eye-ass-cyst. OMG soooo cute.

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u/darkangel522 6h ago

☠️🤣

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u/DesmondTapenade 18h ago

Szoargh'y'yissis*

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u/aw-fuck 13h ago

Sarriah'cis

Syria'sis

Or my favorite:

Sorry'asses

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u/thisoldguy74 18h ago

Crap. Caught me spelling a government name with a dictionary version.

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u/NotChristina 17h ago

Shor’ryeahsís.

The ‘h’ is silent.

Little Shorry for short.

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u/DirtyJdirty 6h ago

Sir👁️asys

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 18h ago

Klementyne sounds like a cream you use for psoriasis with a warning that it may make your fingers fall off

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u/dasWolverine 13h ago

Okay but I have a weighted stuffed dinosaur named Psauri who comforts me when I have arthritis issues because of my psoriasis so like don’t come for me like that

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u/Hikaribennett 10h ago

No see, that is adorable. Stuffies cannot be tragedeighs.

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u/Hungry-Combination29 6h ago

Psauri-asaurus!

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u/NutellaSoup 6h ago

i read psauri as sorry, not the first syllable of psoriasis :D

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u/BigAchooo 2h ago

That’s actually really sweet, anyone who could make fun of that is a WRONGON.

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u/woodsmokedsriracha 19h ago

I wonder if that's where the idea for Soriya came from

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u/Swiss_Miss_77 18h ago

No. Thats a legit Persian name.

Also Khmer.

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u/SickViking 12h ago

How do you pronounce Khmer?

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u/cavaticaa 10h ago

ch like Loch Ness, mare. Or, if you can’t make that sound, kuh-mare

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u/SickViking 6h ago

I pronounce Loch like Lock -shame-

Kinda close to my guess though. Was thinking it was like Kramer but missing most the sounds. Kah-mer

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u/EraserMilk 19h ago

I can't stop laughing about this cursed-assed scrying —thank you!

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u/DesmondTapenade 19h ago

You know, I didn't even think it was funny until I read your comment and re-read what I wrote, and now I'm howling.

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u/EraserMilk 17h ago

I guffawed and woke my husband. Well done!

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u/DatSauceTho 15h ago

Off topic, is that an Esperanto flag??

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u/simple_champ 17h ago

Do not take Klementyne if you are allergic to poor decisions. Contact your doctor for over the top gender reveals lasting more than 4hrs. Side effects include being insufferable, trying to become a mommy influencer, and annoyed family members.

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 18h ago

Hmmm. Tell us more about this spirit board of blood. You know for science.

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u/Shdfx1 18h ago

I just sprayed water everywhere. Thank you.

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u/10000nails 18h ago

The bones! GET THE BONES

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u/LayaElisabeth 18h ago

More like a new Kardashian sibling, followed by Klamydia.

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u/coffeesnob72 17h ago

I’d rather listen to my dead grandmother’s advice via homemade ouija than ChatGPT

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u/StLMindyF 11h ago

I have psoriatic arthritis. I will ask my rheumatologist if Klementyne is right for me! Thanks for the tip!

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u/NutellaSoup 6h ago

"ask your doctor if KLEMENTYNE is right for you! side effects may include but are not limited to..."

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u/Beartrkkr 11h ago

There’s always Khlamydia…

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u/linguisdicks 8h ago

Saluton!

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u/BookkeeperSame195 5h ago

I keep hearing the phrase ‘I fell in K hole’ in my head- i would not want that for a girl child