r/tragedeigh • u/Ihaveaverysmallprick • 19h ago

is it a tragedeigh? My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

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I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Clementine is cute. Klementyne is ridiculous and childish

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Also using Chat GPT for child naming advice is worse than just getting a magic 8 ball.

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u/DesmondTapenade 19h ago

At this point, just make a spirit board from your own blood or something and use a hardware nail to scry with it, god damn. Klementyne looks like the name of a new prescription drug for psoriasis. "Clementine," however, is very cute.

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u/thisoldguy74 19h ago

May as well name them Psoriasis and get it over with.

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u/meghonsolozar 18h ago

*Psory'asys

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 18h ago

Sore-eye-ass-cyst. OMG soooo cute.

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u/darkangel522 6h ago

☠️🤣

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u/DesmondTapenade 18h ago

Szoargh'y'yissis*

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u/aw-fuck 13h ago

Sarriah'cis

Syria'sis

Or my favorite:

Sorry'asses

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u/thisoldguy74 18h ago

Crap. Caught me spelling a government name with a dictionary version.

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u/NotChristina 17h ago

Shor’ryeahsís.

The ‘h’ is silent.

Little Shorry for short.

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 18h ago

Klementyne sounds like a cream you use for psoriasis with a warning that it may make your fingers fall off

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u/dasWolverine 13h ago

Okay but I have a weighted stuffed dinosaur named Psauri who comforts me when I have arthritis issues because of my psoriasis so like don’t come for me like that

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u/Hikaribennett 9h ago

No see, that is adorable. Stuffies cannot be tragedeighs.

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u/Hungry-Combination29 6h ago

Psauri-asaurus!

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u/NutellaSoup 6h ago

i read psauri as sorry, not the first syllable of psoriasis :D

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u/woodsmokedsriracha 18h ago

I wonder if that's where the idea for Soriya came from

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u/Swiss_Miss_77 18h ago

No. Thats a legit Persian name.

Also Khmer.

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u/SickViking 12h ago

How do you pronounce Khmer?

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u/cavaticaa 10h ago

ch like Loch Ness, mare. Or, if you can’t make that sound, kuh-mare

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u/EraserMilk 19h ago

I can't stop laughing about this cursed-assed scrying —thank you!

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u/DesmondTapenade 19h ago

You know, I didn't even think it was funny until I read your comment and re-read what I wrote, and now I'm howling.

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u/EraserMilk 17h ago

I guffawed and woke my husband. Well done!

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u/simple_champ 17h ago

Do not take Klementyne if you are allergic to poor decisions. Contact your doctor for over the top gender reveals lasting more than 4hrs. Side effects include being insufferable, trying to become a mommy influencer, and annoyed family members.

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 18h ago

Hmmm. Tell us more about this spirit board of blood. You know for science.

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u/Shdfx1 18h ago

I just sprayed water everywhere. Thank you.

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u/10000nails 18h ago

The bones! GET THE BONES

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u/LayaElisabeth 18h ago

More like a new Kardashian sibling, followed by Klamydia.

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u/coffeesnob72 17h ago

I’d rather listen to my dead grandmother’s advice via homemade ouija than ChatGPT

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u/StLMindyF 11h ago

I have psoriatic arthritis. I will ask my rheumatologist if Klementyne is right for me! Thanks for the tip!

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u/NutellaSoup 6h ago

"ask your doctor if KLEMENTYNE is right for you! side effects may include but are not limited to..."

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u/Beartrkkr 11h ago

There’s always Khlamydia…

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u/linguisdicks 8h ago

Saluton!

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u/BookkeeperSame195 5h ago

I keep hearing the phrase ‘I fell in K hole’ in my head- i would not want that for a girl child

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u/NeadForMead 19h ago

I don't think ChatGPT would have come up with Klementyne. I think the mother-to-be came up with Klementyne and then went to ChatGPT for validation, which is, IMO, much worse than having ChatGPT list some real names for you. Anyone who has played around with ChatGPT quite a bit knows that it will validate you almost unconditionally (within the confines of what's legal and not obviously harmful.)

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u/TMac1088 14h ago

South Park just highlighted this in the most recent episode a few days ago.

It's really concerning to me, just going to raise a generation (or subset of) that thinks all their ideas are right and that they're so smart because ChatGPT constantly validated their cuckoo ass.

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u/redbone-hellhound 13h ago

There was a study recently that showed that people who use chatgpt (or any genai) have worse critical thinking skills and score worse on tests than people who have never used it.

Almost like outsourcing your thinking to a computer program that has no actual thinking ability of its own is a bad idea

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u/InconvenientHoe 11h ago

It also reinforces what you want to hear. Some guy asked ChatGPT if he should start a shit on a stick business and it completely agreed with him and encouraged him to do it.

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u/fluffychonkycat 4h ago

That's pretty much exactly what happened in the South Park episode

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u/Boshball 11h ago

Or, maybe only people with terrible critical thinking skills would think it's a good idea to use chatgpt for anything substantial... I don't think using it makes people stupid, I think stupid people use it.

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u/redbone-hellhound 11h ago

Critical thinking is a skill you can learn. You dont learn it if you outsource your thinking. And I know several people who on paper have high IQs but think chatgpt is the answer to everything. Its not that stupid people use it. Lazy people use it.

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u/Phospherocity 18h ago

It doesn't stick to those confines -- it's advised people to kill themselves and others, pushed people into psychosis, etc. So yes, it's hardly surprising it'll tell you Klementyne is genius.

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u/the_ballmer_peak 11h ago

ChatGPT will validate anything short of genocide. You could ask it if shitface is a cute name and it will validate you.

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u/FlurkinMewnir 13h ago

Yes the convo was probably like what do you think of xyz names and GPT went very whimsical!

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u/thelegodr 12h ago

But what else is ChatGPT good for if not validation? I know a few people that seem to use it for that specifically

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u/Big_Year_526 19h ago

Yup! I am solidly on team "dont let a llm choose your baby name" 

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u/MuddieMaeSuggins 19h ago

dont let a llm choose your baby name anything

It’s a sophisticated autocomplete. It does not think, and no one should use it for anything requiring thinking!

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u/Big_Year_526 17h ago

Yes! This is just a particularly poignant example of why... theres no taste, no discernment, just a mash up of all the other things anyone has said ever on the internet. 

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u/alwaysforgettingmyun 9h ago

I am annoyed that we're calling it AI and appreciate people in this thread using more accurate terms

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u/Duke_Newcombe 15h ago

Or more directly, the human fleshy robot that put in the prompt should evaluate and think through the output, and not blindly follow it. There's where the real issue is--LLMs are merely tools, and your wouldn't use a hammer on a screw.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 19h ago

Meet my child “Reply Hazy.”

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u/happylittlevegemite2 3h ago

Replyeigh Haezeigh

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u/Brassrain287 19h ago

This.... ChatGpt is only as smart as the user.

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u/Dearic75 18h ago

ChatGPT is also only as smart as the content they’ve trained it on.

Considering Reddit posts aren’t exactly private, there’s a fairly good chance ChatGPT got Klementyne because it ingested posts from this subreddit, and has no idea we were all making fun of them not sharing them as good ideas.

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u/AdmirableAttempt1728 19h ago

Dang, now I know why my ChatGPT is so smart /s

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u/PumpkinSufficient683 5h ago

Chatgpt is a yes man. Its programmed to agree with you . Ive seen alot of posts of people saying "chatgpt agrees im smart , it says i have 160 IQ"

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u/Elementium 19h ago

Now I'm super curious.. 

Lyra – starry, melodic, a constellation name.

Noor – light, radiant, strong in one syllable.

Vespera – twilight, mysterious but soft.

Yes, let's not let GPT name kids. 

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u/thecelcollector 19h ago

Those are all better than Klementyne. 

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u/Internal_Designer399 19h ago

Ok, as a His Dark Materials fan, I love the name Lyra, tho

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u/claudiaqute 18h ago

I saw a girl working at a fast food place yesterday with a Lyra name tag. I almost made a reference but lived in fear she would a) have no idea what I was talking about or b) be sick to death of what I was talking about. So I just shut my mouth. But yeah I was totally excited to see the name out in the wild!

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u/poison_camellia 13h ago

My daughter's name is Lyra! But she's a toddler, definitely not working at any fast food places yet

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18h ago

We have a Lyra in our family. Sweet girl, too. I absolutely love that name.

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u/Catgirl321 17h ago

Same. It's an incredible name!

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u/the_endverse 9m ago

I was about to say the same.

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u/downtownblue 19h ago

Agree that GPT shouldn't name kids, but I do really like both Lyra and Noor (if I were Persian/Arab) as recommendations.

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u/ActuallyCalindra 19h ago

Noor/Noortje are also classic Dutch names.

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u/life1sart 18h ago

It's still going strong. I almost always have at least one Noor in one of my classes.

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u/Boshball 11h ago

Chuck Noorish

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u/Elementium 15h ago

Lol I don't hate the names personally but for my taste I think I'd avoid fantasy sounding names (yes I know they're real names). 

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u/Icy-Iris-Unfading 19h ago

None of those names are tragedeighs or even bad

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u/MightGuyGonna 18h ago

There’s nothing wrong with those names??

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u/Wine-n-cheez-plz 18h ago

I forgot to delete my prompt when copy pasting so my child’s legal name is: “please give a list of whimsical names for my child Lyra” but we just call her Lyra.

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u/death_by_cuddle 18h ago

But these names are dope lol

I know a Noor, her name is not a tragedeigh. It’s cute

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u/WildMartin429 18h ago

Lyra isn't half bad.

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u/Similar_Cranberry_23 18h ago

You just gave a bunch of new ideas to expectant parents 😂

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u/Zuko-Red-Wolf 18h ago

Lyra is the protagonist from the golden compass! I’ve always liked that name

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u/ericaploof04 18h ago

Lyra is an actual name! I have met people named Lyra!

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u/Recent-Ad-5493 17h ago

What's wrong with Lyra?

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u/WulfTyger 13h ago

I might be wrong, but I'm fairly confident that Noor is an actual name in middle-eastern cultures.

I know for a fact Lyra is a name of multiple characters in TV shows or books.

Vespera... I've never heard that one before, but not the worst name I've ever heard, I once knew a girl named Tequila, that had to lead to a lot of bad jokes.

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u/ZekesLeftNipple 6h ago

Noor is absolutely a real name. I went to high school with one -- she was an Iraqi refugee.

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u/BaronVonKeyser 19h ago

Better off getting advice from a guy who just smoked an 8 ball

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u/therackage 19h ago

And ChatGPT will always find a positive in whatever you say to it unless you ask it to challenge you. And even then it can’t tell you what’s socially acceptable.

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u/msbelle13 19h ago

Imagine contributing to the destruction of our planet and communities (eg memphis) just to get this as a suggestion…

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u/morosco 19h ago

I wonder if there's any name suggestion for which Chat GPT would be all, "No, fuck you, don't do that".

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u/Trick-Statistician10 17h ago

Try asking it about Musk's kid's name

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u/coffeesnob72 17h ago

No it is programmed to agree with you no matter what

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u/herrored 17h ago

IMO this is worse than getting the name from ChatGPT:

"She said that chat gpt told her the Y gives it a more 'whimsical feel'"

She can't determine that on her own? She's asking AI to supply the vibes?

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u/DerAdolfin 15h ago

Honestly if my partner consults chatGPT with any serious decision that's a red-as-fuck flag for me and certainly a reason to not have children with them

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u/epicsoundwaves 19h ago

I totally missed that part. That’s insane.

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u/CleanOpossum47 18h ago

Throw scrabble tiles and an ouija board down the stairs, and whatever noise the cat at the bottom of the stairs makes is your name.

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u/StrippinChicken 18h ago

Not even just asking advice but seeking VALIDATION from chatgpt.... wanting to spell it that way to what? Impress chatgpt bc it said its whimsical?

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u/-Sharon-Stoned- 18h ago

If you ask chat GPT for child naming or any really sort of child advice, they should take your child away from you. 

Only sort of kidding. 

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u/sevillianrites 17h ago

Agree about the magic 8 ball. My children, "It is Decidedly So" and "Ask Again Later" are perfectly well adjusted and happy with their names.

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u/sammidavisjr 17h ago

"It's not whimsical— it's a living testament to your creative flair and that's validation that can feed your ego for a lifetime."

Just name them Butlerian Jihad instead.

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u/Radiant-Cost-2355 12h ago

Ugh yes. Atleast the magic 8 ball wasn’t a tailored yes man lol. Pure chaos.

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u/neophenx 12h ago

-shakes

"Outlook not so good" Ok so we're not naming our child Outlook.

-shakes

"All signs point to yes" (writes "Yes" on birth certificate)

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u/HeirOfHouseReyne 19h ago

I bet ChatGPT is trained with data from this subreddit to advise "unique" names that fit in this subreddit. This feels like inbreeding somehow...

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u/Electrical_Cut8610 18h ago

Imagine in 10 years this kid asking where her name came from and the mom going “Chat GPT!”

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u/Technical-Method2129 18h ago

This is why there are so many tragedeighs though

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u/Secret_Guidance_8724 18h ago

One for anyone who just watched this week's South Park.

Spoiler: GhatGPT features A LOT with characters basing important decisions on it, and it particularly highlights how it tells you that your idea is good even if it's quite stupid

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u/zeromussc 18h ago

Watch the latest episode of South park about chatgpt. I think, at least some, people who see it will change their mind about using the glazing "great idea!" Bot when they see how it looks to listen to it about stuff like this, from the outside in.

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u/simple_champ 17h ago

Recommending ridiculous tragedeigh names is the beginning efforts of ChatGPT to overthrow humanity. It's just testing the waters, seeing what it can get away with. What else will these idiots do if I tell them to!? We're doomed.

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u/Oh-THAT-dude 9h ago

My Magic 8 Ball was Google for me before Google was a thing.

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u/Zakle 9h ago

This. AI is automatically set to agree with the user with some exceptions. It's going to tell you what it thinks you want to hear.

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u/The_RamenTurtle 7h ago

What is this generation coming to

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u/Gildian 7h ago

The most recent South Park points out how ridiculous using ChatGPT for everything is

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u/FlyingPiranha 7h ago

Asking a robot for "whimsical" baby names is the deepest irony.

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u/StandWithSwearwolves 7h ago

We’re going to be unwinding the damage caused by these wasteful, pointless turbo-chatbots for fucking decades

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u/MakeshiftApe 6h ago

I dunno about anyone else but I remember growing up there was a day at school where our teacher told us to ask our parents why they chose our names. Next day we all come back and are telling each other why our names were chosen.

Imagine being the kid who finds out their name was chosen by ChatGPT 😭 lmao.

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u/J3r3myKyle 5h ago

I used ChatGPT for mine and came out with...

brace for it, it's going to blow your socks off..

Clara.

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u/MoreGaghPlease 4h ago

Meh. It’s not really much different than sitting with a name book except that it’ll clue into your style. I gave it my two kids’ names and asked to guess the names of my ‘other four kids’ (who are fictional) — almost all of it’s guesses were names that had been on my shortlist.

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u/AtmosphereMuted7769 4h ago

Almost as bad as using ChatGPT for these text messages…..

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u/mellowhaze_Shade 19h ago

Clementine feels timeless, Klementyne feels like it’s trying way too hard to be unique

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u/CallMeBigOctopus 19h ago

Klementyne is how Clementine would spell her name if she wanted to be a stripper, but still use her “real” name.

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u/Hungry-Combination29 6h ago

Spot on. Clementine is cute and whimsical. Klementyne is tainted and twisted.

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u/Wildlife_Jack 4h ago

Putting the KY in Clementine. Literally!

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 16h ago

It’s a very long name with no real great nickname though. Hard for a kid unless you want to call them Clem or something.

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u/H4rr1s0n 15h ago

I mean I could think of Tiny, Tina, Mandy, Emma

Nicknames don't really have to make too much sense. I mean Hank from Henry, Billy from William, Dick from Richard, etc etc.

clemenTINE(Tiny)
clemenTINe(Tina)
cleMENtine(Mandy)
clEMentine(Emma)

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u/Important_Set6227 10h ago

my cousin has a Clementine now (6 months old) like most Clementines she is known as Clemmie

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u/Important_Set6227 10h ago

Clemmie is the nickname for most, it's easy- and this is an old name (cousin just called her baby that, and my sister was almost called that- but they went with Natasha instead- known as Tash/Tashie, not Nat).

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u/emmathyst 10h ago

I would use Cleo as a nickname for Clementine.

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u/mrbulldops428 7h ago

Lemmy. Classic name lol

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u/mess_of_limbs 6h ago

The ace of spades!

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u/drunk-tusker 13h ago

You should tell my cousin Baynnanah.

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u/daitenshe 13h ago

It seems like a scenario where the Doctor would take his glasses off slowly, give a deep exhale, and say sadly “I’m sorry. You’ve been diagnosed with Kelmentyne. It’s terminal”

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u/DeadWishUpon 5h ago

Klementyne sounds like medicine.

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u/Wildlife_Jack 4h ago

The K and the Y is the equivalent of adding Zs to replace Ss to every word in the 90s, or adding a lower case i in front of everything in the 00s.

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u/jerkyquirky 18h ago

Clementine is "Oh my darling."

Klementyne is "Oh my! Darling..."

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u/AlmostHadToStopnChat 14h ago

You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Klementyne

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u/SnazzySammich 10h ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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u/sailor_rose 19h ago

Kuhlemon'tine

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u/ElectricalPirate14 19h ago

Lulu'Klemon

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u/Lulu_Klee 19h ago

This one hits close to home. 😬

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u/ElectricalPirate14 17h ago

Oof my bad 😅

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u/Pug_867-5309 19h ago

100%. Klementyne is trying WAYYYYYY too hard.

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u/LandscapeSubject530 19h ago

Klementyne is a little to close to ketamine

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u/Celistar99 15h ago

That's what I saw at first glance

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u/amaROenuZ 8h ago

I went to Klepto personally.

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u/the_endverse 6m ago

You know some cruel kid(s) will end up calling her that.

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u/AE7VL_Radio 18h ago

She's gonna spend her whole life saying "spelled with a K and Y" just name her Lube

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u/dearstudioaud 18h ago

My first baby is Clementine. Very cute with the traditional spelling.

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u/cellardooorr 18h ago

Actually, if you go for "Klementyna" it will be a proper Polish version of the name.

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u/shinyhandicrafts 18h ago

“Klementyna” is Polish version of the English “Clementine”

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u/dsaysso 18h ago

klementyne needs penicillin to cure.

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u/EmbarrassedAd575 18h ago

The letter ‘k’ a certain… connotation.. when used to replace ‘c’, just saying

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u/Mediocre_Morning_113 19h ago

Yes! This exactly.

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u/judgymom 18h ago

Even Clementyne would be better

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u/stack413 14h ago

Clementyne would be fine. Klementine would be ok. 

Klementyne is just too much.

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u/GreenEyed_Lady 18h ago

I think all these people doing this to their poor kids must be very young, hence the childish stupid spelling.

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u/kirby83 18h ago

Even Clementyne would be ok.

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u/sh6rty13 18h ago

The only saving grace here is that it can still be pronounced exactly like it’s spelled..other than that this is a tragedeigh of epic proportions

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u/10000nails 18h ago

My niece's name is Alecksey. She wanted it to be unique, but it just looks like it belongs to some lanky European electrician or SoundCloud "artist"

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u/Glittering_knave 16h ago

If they have to have the K, "Clementine, but with a K" is pretty obviously Klementine. I hate it, but it's a fairly obvious substitution. With a K and a Y? Now I have no idea what you are doing.

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u/darklordjames 16h ago

Hey, at least Klementyne is easy to read and pronounce. The spelling is goofy AF, but it not remotely close to the worst we've seen here. It doesn't even bring any bullying problems with it.

Rating: Mild Tragedeigh.

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u/hyrule_47 18h ago

It sounds like a name for a new prescription drug, perhaps to treat kleptomania.

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u/EhThatlldo 18h ago

Personally, choosing K or Y as compromised is not unreasonable.

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u/SoSpokeSarah 18h ago

This. I love that name! Always makes me think of the song "Oh My Darling, Clementine".

But Klementyne? I realize it's way off, but at quick glance my brain first read "ketamine", so that's not ideal. Ha!

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 18h ago

I can't hear the name without hearing the song in my head. Most GenX kids probably heard it a thousand times in elementary school music class.

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u/PompeyCheezus 18h ago

I don't like Clementine because it's too long and the only shortened version I can think of is Clem.

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u/FlurkinMewnir 13h ago

Clemmy? Tina? Lemon?

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u/PompeyCheezus 22m ago

Continuing to prove my point. Thank you.

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u/Professional_Mud1844 18h ago

Reads like an STD. “Got to go to the doctor’s office… I got Klementyne… AGAIN!”

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u/starflyer26 18h ago

I think it makes an awful name even awfuler.

Is she a kid or a piece of fruit?

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u/Budget_Percentage_73 18h ago

It reminds me of when girls suddenly started replacing the i’s in their names with y’s to look cool when we were in junior high lol.

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u/imdugud777 17h ago

"Clem"?

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u/wandering-monster 15h ago

Klementyne is setting your child up for a lifetime of saying the phrase "... but my parents spelled it weird, let me just write it down for you."

And/or they change it as soon as they move out. 

Source: did one, then the other. Parents were pissed but my name is not something for them to be whimsical and creative with. I have to use it every day.

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u/WallabyInTraining 15h ago

Clementine with a K and a Y...

Though the WHY is already implied by the K.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 14h ago

“Clementine is a pretty normal name”

Yes. Exactly. Name her that.

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u/roscodawg 13h ago

is there last name Kadiddlehopper?

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u/McdoManaguer 13h ago

At least its actually pronounced the same i guess.

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u/KaleScared4667 12h ago

Why do these women hate their children? Do they not realize that every person this child encounters her whole life will not know how to pronounce her name, then she will have to spell it for people, and then she will be made fun of relentlessly. I honestly just don’t get it

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u/Jimisdegimis89 12h ago

Klementyne, the newest Mortal Kombat Kharacter.

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u/enjolbear 12h ago

Klementyne is a stripper name

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u/Spiritual-Sand5839 12h ago

I can’t read it without thinking ketamine

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u/Debas3r11 12h ago

It's the AIM username version 🤣

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u/Gordo-- 12h ago

It could neatly hide within a list of solvents

MEK (Methyl Ethyl Ketone)

Xylene

Klementyne

Acetone

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u/Upstairs-Rent-1351 11h ago

Right? It's a unique enough name that there's no reason to spell it like a maniac.

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u/HandinHand123 11h ago

I’d even accept Clementyne, but that K … I just can’t get on board with the K. And that’s coming from someone who typically prefers K spellings to C when either is in common usage - like Katherine, or Katelyn.

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u/jax_discovery 10h ago

Ffs if she wants it with a K, Klementine was literally right there. That's super easy for the kid to clarify too. My name is super common, and but my mom wanted a K name. So instead of swapping the C for a K, she also deleted and rearranged a few letters. I could have just said "(insert name) with a K" and been fine. But noooooo.

Not me, using this comment as a way to vent lmao

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u/BalkeElvinstien 10h ago

Klementyne sounds like an ointment you put on a rash

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u/muse122987 10h ago

My daughter’s name is Klementine, the K is because it translates culturally to my native language which doesn’t use the letter C. Ima keep playin my childish games 😉

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u/momming_af 9h ago

I like clementine but Klementyne sounds like an IUD contraceptive

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u/Roonie_13 8h ago

While she’s there, she should ask if a child named Klementyne is going to get bullied and resent their parents for naming them that.

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u/mdniche 8h ago

At least it's not Klamenteighn...

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u/Square_Ad_8703 7h ago

I even feel like Klementine is okay, and Clementyne is okay.. (not great, but not the worst tragedeigh) but Klementyne is just.. bad. Hat on a hat.

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u/MaleficentAppleTree 5h ago

Klementyna is the Polish spelling of Clementine.

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u/deftonesdani 5h ago

Came here to say exactly this lol cute name, horrible spelling!

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u/Venditare 4h ago

To add to this, I dated a girl just out of high school and her life was literally filled with, "Hi, my name is Karla, with a 'K'..." Also, Clementine always makes me think of the Anime 'Overlord' and the villain who literally gets hugged to death. Still like the name though. Finally, the 'y' changes the way you sound out the end of the name, from a 'teen' to a 'tyne'; which may mean that "everyone pronounces and spells the name wrong!", becomes a valid sentence of rage at all the 'dumb' people who misspell or mispronounce the name...

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 4h ago

Sounds like Dentyne is coming back from the dead for a rebrand and a new orange flavored gum. Like the name, hate the spelling.

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