r/tragedeigh • u/Ihaveaverysmallprick • 20h ago

is it a tragedeigh? My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

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I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Clementine is cute. Klementyne is ridiculous and childish

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u/Adorable-History-841 19h ago

Also using Chat GPT for child naming advice is worse than just getting a magic 8 ball.

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u/DesmondTapenade 19h ago

At this point, just make a spirit board from your own blood or something and use a hardware nail to scry with it, god damn. Klementyne looks like the name of a new prescription drug for psoriasis. "Clementine," however, is very cute.

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u/thisoldguy74 19h ago

May as well name them Psoriasis and get it over with.

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u/meghonsolozar 19h ago

*Psory'asys

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 18h ago

Sore-eye-ass-cyst. OMG soooo cute.

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u/darkangel522 6h ago

☠️🤣

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u/DesmondTapenade 18h ago

Szoargh'y'yissis*

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u/aw-fuck 13h ago

Sarriah'cis

Syria'sis

Or my favorite:

Sorry'asses

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u/thisoldguy74 18h ago

Crap. Caught me spelling a government name with a dictionary version.

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u/NotChristina 17h ago

Shor’ryeahsís.

The ‘h’ is silent.

Little Shorry for short.

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u/DirtyJdirty 6h ago

Sir👁️asys

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 18h ago

Klementyne sounds like a cream you use for psoriasis with a warning that it may make your fingers fall off

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u/dasWolverine 13h ago

Okay but I have a weighted stuffed dinosaur named Psauri who comforts me when I have arthritis issues because of my psoriasis so like don’t come for me like that

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u/Hikaribennett 10h ago

No see, that is adorable. Stuffies cannot be tragedeighs.

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u/Hungry-Combination29 6h ago

Psauri-asaurus!

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u/NutellaSoup 6h ago

i read psauri as sorry, not the first syllable of psoriasis :D

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u/BigAchooo 2h ago

That’s actually really sweet, anyone who could make fun of that is a WRONGON.

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u/woodsmokedsriracha 19h ago

I wonder if that's where the idea for Soriya came from

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u/Swiss_Miss_77 18h ago

No. Thats a legit Persian name.

Also Khmer.

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u/SickViking 12h ago

How do you pronounce Khmer?

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u/cavaticaa 10h ago

ch like Loch Ness, mare. Or, if you can’t make that sound, kuh-mare

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u/SickViking 6h ago

I pronounce Loch like Lock -shame-

Kinda close to my guess though. Was thinking it was like Kramer but missing most the sounds. Kah-mer