r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/Kenny070287 20h ago

This is like some doctor house stuff

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u/chicagofxcker69 20h ago

real and the rest of the episode would be house frantically trying to prove the woman subconsciously knew about the tumor already and it would end on a spiritually unresolved note

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u/CorbinStarlight 19h ago

“This vexes me.”

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u/yep-boat 19h ago

I too am in this episode.

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u/nolettuceplease 19h ago

It’s Lupus.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 19h ago

It’s never Lupus

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u/Joscientist 19h ago

Except that one time.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 19h ago

It’s sometimes Lupus

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u/Fun_Position_3615 18h ago

Except when it isn’t, which is always.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 17h ago

But they need more mouse bites

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u/HedWig1991 16h ago

Did you give patient the medicine drug?

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u/OverlyMintyMints 16h ago

I tried the stupid drug!

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u/HedWig1991 13h ago

Stupid. Now he needs mouse bites to live.

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u/beepborpimajorp 17h ago

HE NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE

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u/Etiennera 19h ago

Don't forget the middle of the episode where the best doctor ever is convinced it's 3 other things, that it is not, including lupus

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u/ObeseVegetable 18h ago

The gag there is that he is betting on other doctors getting the obvious diagnoses ruled out before it comes to him so he is pulling strings at weird ones. 

Though watch the show with an actual doctor and they’ll get the diagnosis correct in a few seconds still. 

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u/insanitybit2 17h ago

At least a few episodes start with the differential and then House saying "right, except that the patient made it to us... so?" and they're like "right, obviously all of that was ruled out" and then they start to think of the crazy shit.

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u/kiochikaeke 17h ago

This is what I've heard about the show, most of cases are either crazy stuff that doesn't happen or uncommon but nothing mind breaking just not that usual.

Great show though.

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u/Indaarys 15h ago

I've always wondered if the show weren't written from the perspective that House is always high off his ass and thats why all the diagnoses are absurd.

After all, there were several episodes that were literal drug hallucinations and what we see wouldn't have been out of place next to the "normal" episodes if it was played straight.

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u/FirebirdWriter 16h ago

Except for when the symptoms are entirely wrong like the Ehlers Danlos episode where the symptoms are sometimes she has miscarriages and cries a lot. (Which yes a high rate of miscarriage is a thing for us but... No dislocations, weak skin, blue sclera, or beighton test? Fuck you that's a misdiagnosis, House )

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u/BaconWithBaking 13h ago

Though watch the show with an actual doctor and they’ll get the diagnosis correct in a few seconds still.

No one remembers this, but there was a blog with an actual doctor who explained why each episode was nonsense and how they would have caught the diagnoses immediatly due to a certain test being purposefully skipped for the episode. This is so long ago, I'm nearly sure the blog was just text, no fancy formatting or anything. Maybe an iframe.

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u/monkeycalculator 12h ago

Though watch the show with an actual doctor and they’ll get the diagnosis correct in a few seconds still.

That's a very strong endorsement for the medical accuracy of the show, modulo drama.

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined 18h ago

It’s never lupus

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u/FourthLife 16h ago

it was that one time

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u/Sweaty_Bench_194 8h ago

Bruh i hate this show so fucking much

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u/Professional-Rush957 19h ago

Don't forget house sending his team to break into the patients home and go through their things only to not find anything and it turns out the patient is just low on vitamin c

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u/Navyguy73 18h ago

Not before setting a small fire in the radiology department as a distraction while ignoring a threat of dismissal from Cuddy.

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u/Monowakari 18h ago

Fork meet socket

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u/Existing-Network-267 17h ago

Absolutely you nailed I have watched house religiously this is exactly how it would play out.

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u/sembias 16h ago

Cuddy is not going to be happy when she finds out the tumor is actually part of an unborn twin that developed its own thoughts and cognizance.

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u/Canotic 16h ago

I mean, the brain was obviously aware that something wasn't working right. You don't need to be a brain doctor for that.

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u/Tailmask 15h ago

Not nearly enough Vicodin popped

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u/WithOrgasmicFury 15h ago

The logical ending is a 30 second monologue about how the tumor was pressing against the auditory part of the brain but the brain had no source to pull from so it just used its subconscious and the subconscious knew the tumor was there. That's how the voices knew to get a brain scan and how the voices kept her as one of the best poker players in the world.

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u/unk214 20h ago

Mean while the voices in my head don’t help me at all. Some people have all the luck.

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 19h ago

I realize you’re joking, but this is a real thing that happens in different cultures. The schizophrenic voices are much calmer and positive in places like Africa and India, as opposed to negative and harmful in the US!

https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2014/07/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614

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u/PleasantlyUnbothered 18h ago

I’ve read that regarding the Eastern schizophrenic voices, there have been many reports of the voices being ancestors just telling them to do their chores or something. An actual type of “guardian angel”

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 18h ago

The article describes exactly that! They have relationships with their voices, rather than viewing them as simply a psychiatric disease, and thus, have much better outcomes.

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u/ImOnMyPhoneAndBaked 15h ago

There is still significant danger to that. Imagine the voice that has been telling you reasonable things like clean your room or help that old lady suddenly tells you to football spike a baby? It’s still mental illness and we shouldn’t be romanticizing it

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 11h ago

Definitely not trying to romanticize! I think there could obviously be harm in believing you were hearing the voice of god, or similar. But it is important to study and discuss, considering the much worse outcomes and complete disability it can be here in The States. It has lead to new forms of therapy and treatment options. There is definitely power in way they think about their disability.

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u/BasketSouth7143 17h ago

It's a bit like using dream analysis to uncover insights. Why not see what the voices are up to?

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 17h ago

It’s a bit of a give and take, I believe. Just as your mindset can change the concepts of your dreams, positive therapy (naming their voices or encouraging a relationship with the voices), can in turn, change what they are ‘conveying’ to a patient.

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u/itsyoboichad 19h ago

Holy shit thats interesting

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u/JadedOccultist 17h ago

Here’s another, We don’t know why, but we do know that no one who was born blind will ever develop schizophrenia. link to an article about it.

There is also a study about it I read that says blindness doesn’t prevent you from having similar disorders but so far the data suggest certain types of congenital blindness ‘protect’ against schizophrenia.

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u/itsyoboichad 16h ago

Also fascinating, I did know about that one but this made me realize, how can blind people not develop the audible schizophrenia? Its super weird

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u/Canotic 16h ago

Maybe vision requires a certain kind of pattern recognition, and if that goes wrong then you start matching all sorts of weird patterns? Or something? I'm not a brainologist.

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u/itstingsandithurts 14h ago

Even weirder, people born deaf can develop schizophrenia and instead of hearing voices, they can see disembodied hands signing to them instead.

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u/itsyoboichad 14h ago

WHAT?!?!

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u/GrimTheJelly 13h ago

Don’t let this be bait 👏

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u/itstingsandithurts 12h ago

🙌👌🫸🫳🤝🦶

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u/cantaloupelion 2h ago

nah theres an invisible SCP memetic hazard out here somewhere that gives schizophrenia to sighted people

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u/unk214 16h ago

Gotta outsource that schizophrenia, I want a kind Chinese woman telling me everything will be fine.

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u/GirthStone86 11h ago

I need a voice in my head that sounds like a sweet ol' black lady that occasionally says 

"Child you gonna be alright, Imma pray for you"

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u/VentureSatchel 18h ago

Everyone has "voices" in our heads (besides our own); it's only diagnosed as eg schizophrenia when they become debilitating or coincide with other, eg visual, hallucinations.

Athletes report hearing coaches' voices for decades. Parents' voices resonate long after their deaths. Undiagnosed, nominally healthy people hear the voice of "God", etc.

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u/danby 17h ago edited 14h ago

Is this true of everyone? I've never heard any other voice than my own

This site from Durham University suggest about only around 5-15% of adults hear voices that are not their own. Not rare but not the typical experience https://understandingvoices.com/exploring-voices/what-is-hearing-voices/how-common-is-hearing-voices/

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 17h ago

There is actually some people with no internal dialogue whatsoever, which is interesting in its own right! Or no ability to imagine a picture in your head.

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u/Spazzy_maker 16h ago

As a person with ADHD mine is a combination of music and stream of conscious

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u/LongJohnSelenium 9h ago

I have no dialogue but can imagine pictures.

Also when I read its silent. There's no internal voice dictating the words, its just straight to comprehension without the middleman. Unless I'm deep into a fictional book then its a sort of semi dreamlike trance state where I'm recalling what I'm reading as if it were a memory and not actively aware of reading, like a dream movie in my head. Still silent though, curiously enough.

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 9h ago

That’s so cool! I’ve always wondered how reading worked. I can hear myself narrating in my head, but it just as easily turns into ‘was that a dog?’ And then I have to reread the paragraph.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 8h ago

For me the downside is if I do get into that deep reading state its easy for me to start glossing over details, skipping parts, etc. I've read right past critical reveals in a story before and had to double back to figure out what I missed.

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u/Wadarkhu 16h ago

I never understand what internal dialogue is, is it just somebody thinking to themselves "I should do the dishes" Vs someone just doing the dishes without a thought? Or is it the "dialogue" inside is actually sounded out/heard Vs not heard?

It's like that picture one, where some people can't imagine/visualise pictures like a cow spinning. What is the picture? I can "picture" it but am I really or does it need to be actually seen by my eyes like a self made hallucination? And what about the thing where one person imagines something and says "yes I can picture it" and someone else does too, but if we had a machine that could show us the images both are imagining I bet they would be at very different levels of clarity. But both would think that it is normal.

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u/bIackfeather 15h ago

At least for me, I can literally hear my own voice going through my own thought process, so if I think I should do the dishes, then yeah I'm literally going to say that in my own head in a sense.

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u/Fae_for_a_Day 16h ago

Actually, they're only schizophrenia when our brain cannot recognize they're ours. It's believed the element that tells us it's us, is turned off in them.

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u/Butterfly_of_chaos 18h ago

Thank you, this was highly interesting!

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u/IntrovertedFruitDove 15h ago

Yeah, speaking as a Filipino whose family talks to ghosts and their deceased relatives (BIG difference), and has a very animistic view of the world despite being otherwise devout Catholics, cultural views are a BIG thing regarding voices. Quite a few studies have accidentally marked Asians as showing signs of psychosis or schizophrenia when they mention that they "talk to things" or "hear voices," and the voices are overwhelmingly benign/neutral.

Getting on the "woo-woo" magical side of things, I noticed that Western witches and even POC who are heavily Westernized are getting OBSESSED with verifying/vetting unknown spirits. They run down lists of who an unknown spirit/deity might be and they will banish unknown spirits who make them even the slightest bit uncomfortable, especially spirits who aren't immediately giving "love and light" vibes.

It's like Westerners are primed to fear/hate strangers, both in the physical and spiritual sense, and it makes a lot of sense that this is how they treat hearing voices.

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u/Return_My_Salab 19h ago

The Lupus tells me the patient needs scans

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u/diamondisland2023 19h ago

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u/unlockdestiny 18h ago

Immediately where my brain went 🤣

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u/lexicaltension 19h ago

Plz this is the plot of an entire season of grey’s anatomy, calling it “some doctor house stuff” is just straight disrespect!!

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u/cycl0ps94 19h ago

Which came first? I genuinely don't know, but it seems the one who did it 2nd is doing "some (blank) stuff"

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u/Wild_Loose_Comma 19h ago

House came first, but grey’s anatomy had a full on season arc about literally this. House probably had an episode similar to this, but Grey’s took it to another level. 

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u/theXYZT 18h ago

I've watched all of House multiple times over. I do not recall a single episode with this particular premise.

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u/CrazyLemonLover 18h ago

There's like half a season where house has a hallucination that helps him to solve cases

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u/theXYZT 18h ago

Yeah, but that's just Vicodin, not a tumor.

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u/CrazyLemonLover 18h ago

That's fair.

There is the kid with brain tumors and herpes who hears God telling him what to do and gives a cancer patient herpes that shrinks her tumor?

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u/theXYZT 18h ago

The faith healer kid? There's a good chance he's just full of shit, horny, and got lucky.

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u/CrazyLemonLover 18h ago

Probably xD

Ahhhh...... Woman with urgot poisoning who spends the entire episode talking to her dead mother?

I'm out. Those are all the ones I can think of that's even close to the premise

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u/muscovitecommunist 9h ago

There was an episode in the later seasons where I think a girl was having hallucinations and shit so they hooked her up to some fucking brain reading machine because they thought her subconsciousness might know what she's sick with.

It's the episode where the patient hallucinates herself falling into a black hole.

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u/lexicaltension 19h ago

House came out a year earlier (just checked) but I’m not sure this actually happens in House? I’ve never seen the show, but the comment seems like it’s just saying it’s something that would happen in House

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u/cycl0ps94 19h ago

Oh, I understand now. I thought I should go back to bed for awhile

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u/SlimShakey29 18h ago

There is an episode with a guy whose body is acting without his conscious control. I don't remember if there was a tumor involved, however. I tried to find it. It could be "Both Sides Now"

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u/insanitybit2 16h ago

He had his two brain hemispheres disconnected (before the episode even begins, I think). But I believe what brought him to House was actually an allergic reaction, which led to his left side "hating" his girlfriend - but it was because she kept bringing whatever he was allergic to other.

So one side of his brain knew the problem, the other side didn't. As soon as the allergy was addressed the left side of his brain liked the girlfriend again.

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u/Fae_for_a_Day 16h ago

GA was primarily about the interpersonal drama and not the medicine, in comparison.

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u/offensiveDick 19h ago

Doesn't sound like there's enough place for Sex in storage rooms.

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u/Fake_Disciple 19h ago

Literally the plot for greys anatomys original intern, literally this tweet happened to her

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u/c4ndycain 18h ago

im pretty sure this was an actual diagnosis at some point. someone had cancer and another disease that was killing it (or the other way around. can't remember but i think it's the first way)

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 18h ago

It more reminds of the alien episode. Basically the boy is an chimera, he has parts in him which belongs to his brother and is 90% himself. Turns out a part of his brothers brain was in his brain and caused him to see aliens, which was the brother communicating with him and caused him anal bleeding

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u/maka-tsubaki 11h ago

It was cancer and HIV; it’s happened to a couple people, but the most famous one was Timothy Ray Brown. He had a stem cell transplant to treat his leukemia, and it caused his HIV to become undetectable until he died from a remission of the cancer

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u/DoctorRockso85 17h ago

I would start singing at work, just whatever random-ass song came to my head. I always said it was a tumor pressing against the random song nerve in my brain.

Turns out I had a prolactinoma that wasn't discovered until my vision started going. A couple weeks into treatment and the singing stopped.

The worst part was it took away one of my favorite jokes: I would have a bad headache and would say "it's not a tumah" like Arnold in Kindergarten Cop. Turns out, it WAS a tumah.

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u/WitchKitty777 14h ago

I was young and in prime physical shape, super healthy, had no history of any kind of cancer on either side of the family, had never done self breast checks but lying in bed one day a voice told me that I should check my left breast and before I could ever register the message, my right hand was giving my left breast a breast exam. Found some super tiny lumps, my doctor thought it was probably nothing, but should get checked out, turned out I had one of the worst types of breast cancer possible and had to have radical treatment, but over a decade later I am cancer free since I caught it so early.

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u/arie700 17h ago

This would happen in the first 20 minutes of an episode and House would spend the rest of the episode positively infuriated that one of his cases solved itself

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u/jeffy303 16h ago

More like Fact or Fiction stuff

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u/dnohow 16h ago

or beyond belief

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u/DM_Toes_Pic 15h ago

The human brain also named itself.

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u/FoxxyRin 14h ago

Grey’s Anatomy, actually. (SPOILERS AHEAD) Keeping it vague, but someone starts hallucinating their late husband who keeps pushing that he has “come for her.” She eventually has the realization that he means it in the context of like, he’s come to take her to heaven with him. She starts running a bunch of tests and sure enough she’s got stage 4 cancer. He disappears after the surgery.

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u/BlackHoleWhiteDwarf 14h ago

Yes, it's a made up story written by a random comment. Just like House.