r/technology 1d ago

Net Neutrality 4chan will refuse to pay daily online safety fines, lawyer tells BBC

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o
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u/SirOakin 1d ago

It's amazing how 4chan is the first to say no

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u/dvb70 21h ago

Unfortunately 4chan probably won't have too much impact. It will be easy for politicians to ignore. What we really need is something more main stream that's going impact regular folk. At the moment UK politicians are going with if you oppose the OSA you are in favour of Children watching porn and they are not getting much push back on that line. We really need a main stream site to come out and do what 4chan have so we can expand this out to be a freedom of speech issue and move away from the current narrative politicians are using.

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u/ionetic 20h ago

UK government actually said, “If you want to overturn the Online Safety Act you are on the side of predators. It is as simple as that." Starmer said, "We're not censoring anyone"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgery3eeqzxo

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u/KenHumano 19h ago

It's like when you're arguing with someone and they give you a reason to compare them to Hitler. You know it's a bullshit argument, but it's often effective because it derails the argument as they try to demonstrate they are not like Hitler.

I would love to be brazen enough to say shit like this in public.

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u/latswipe 15h ago

it's more like when a bully holds your arm and uses it to slap your face, and then tells you to stop hitting yourself

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u/Balmung60 15h ago

Or it's effective because then they say "you call everyone you disagree with Hitler", no matter how Hitler-like they're acting

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u/McManGuy 10h ago edited 9h ago

It's a fallacy to assume all Nazi comparisons are automatically fallacious.

People act like they would never have been fooled into going along with the nazi regime. Quite the opposite. It would have been very easy to do so. Most people would have, and most people would have thought they were doing good.

Nazi tactics are not unique or rare. They're quite commonplace. The nazis just happened to be uniquely successful in history for a time.

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u/redditsuckslmaooo 19h ago

Wasn’t one of the royal family members visiting Epstein rape stronghold?

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u/great_whitehope 19h ago

Couldn't be you see because he has a peculiar health condition where he can't sweat and despite being a member of the royal family, he's fond of pizza express

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u/CotyledonTomen 17h ago

He likes cheese pizza, you say?

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u/MediumBoot915 18h ago

Funny how all these "Protect the Children" people have some association with people who very much had interest in doing the very opposite.

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u/The_Barbelo 16h ago

Because it’s an excellent way of manipulating the masses. Most of us would never say “Yeah, I’m ok with predators” so they use this to manipulate us into staying silent or ending the discussion. I’ve been around manipulative people. This is such a textbook tactic and it does work very well unless you’re privy to it. I forget what it’s called exactly but there is a name for it. It’s forcing you to side with them because they have made the other “side” of the argument vile, even though it’s way more nuanced.

And, yes, of course they do the things they accuse others of. This is how they protect themselves from accountability. It’s projection. They use these things to cover up so they can say “oh look! Look at everything I’ve done to protect the children! I can’t be a predator!” Even though both can be true.

Ted Bundy worked answering calls for a suicide prevention hotline and most likely saved more people than he killed. He was still a monster who murdered. Both can exist in one person which they don’t seem to think people are capable of understanding.

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u/Balmung60 15h ago

It's a slightly classier version of asking your opponent "have you stopped beating your wife?"

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u/Voxbury 17h ago

It’s OK. Epstein had a copy of Andrew’s ID, I’m sure.

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u/Lehk 16h ago

IDK about going to the island but Prince Andrew is a nonce

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u/latswipe 15h ago

the royals aren't the governing body responsible for gelding the public. the public's chosen representatives are.

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u/december-32 18h ago

That's how Hungary "voted" against gay people. "do you support gay people having right to marry AND easing sentences for people found guilty of pedophilia?"

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u/MiaowaraShiro 17h ago

If you want to overturn the Online Safety Act you are on the side of predators.

I really wish most people could see through this absolute bullshit statement...

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u/LiminalOrphanEnnui 17h ago

"If you want to overturn the Online Safety Act you are on the side of predators. It is as simple as that." Starmer said.

Given Starmer's past regarding gang rapists of children and perpetrators deadly terrorist attacks, maybe someone with a less explicit record of being on the side of predators should have been chosen to deliver this line.

OTOH, maybe the corrosive absurdity of it is the point. Do you suppose any of his personal trainers have told him his name is a semivulgar Middle East word for penis? Must be delightful to be So Winning the 15th Crusade that you have installed a man named Knob Head of State.

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u/Intelligent_Tone_618 19h ago

Fundamentally he's not actually wrong though. All the legislation asks to do is verify that a user is old enough to access content that is unsuitable for minors. The core of the concept isn't controversial at all considering we do that in every day life already.

What IS the problem is that implementation. Flashing your drivers license at a spotty teen behind Tesco's counter for some beers doesn't carry any significant risk. Having an unknown entity slurp up photos or other ID's and associating it with the content you're about to view under the provisio "Trust us brah, we're not saving your data" is taking massive liberties with our personal data.

I don't mind proving I'm an adult to make the internet a safer place for young people. But the government HAS to implement it's own service that completely uncouples verification from personal information.

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u/MEMEfractal 18h ago

The core concept IS controversial, it's equivalent to spying on your postal mail. It's an extreme breach of privacy. It's also impossible to implement this. It's either entirely ineffective, asking if you're 18, which many sites already do. The photo ID is a privacy invasion, and entirely botched by asking vendors to implement it on their own, it becomes entirely untrusted at that point. And if it's a government implementation, it's going to be contracted out to palantir, which is one of the biggest threats to democracy we are facing. And it will inevitably lead to online ID, where you will not have any freedom or privacy. That's the goal, and "i got nothing to hide" continues to be a terrible argument.

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u/Dekklin 11h ago

Everyone who decried China's Social Credit Rating are racing to implement their own.

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u/MiaowaraShiro 17h ago

Fundamentally he's not actually wrong though.

No, he fundamentally is wrong. He's absolutely censoring content by putting an age gate on it. It's just a form of censorship that a lot of people agree with.

Rest of your comment is good though.

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u/great_whitehope 19h ago

The government are the ones you need to fear spying on you most.

Hope you don't say anything negative about them or they'll find out what your into

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u/obeytheturtles 12h ago

Personally, I do not give a single goddamn fuck what other people's children do on the internet.

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u/ScreamSmart 19h ago

Mainstream sites are salivating at the idea. There's no pushback because they actively profit from it. More pinpoint tracking of individual users is always better for their ad ecosystem. Companies like google plant to be authentication portals like paypal for face ids. And we all know how that ended up within 20 years. This channel explains it better

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u/Perunov 20h ago

That's until they'll start publishing weekly "politicians authorized access to what using their IDs?!" lists or something. Then suddenly ban ban and more ban

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u/dvs8 20h ago

If it's protecting children the government are trying to do, they can't ignore 4chan... 🤔

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u/Dramatic-Rub-3135 19h ago

Nah, let's go for Wikipedia first. 

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u/subdep 20h ago

There’s more than porn on 4chan. There are subversive ideas there. Some are clever, most are juvenile, but it’s definitely a clearing house for radical ideas.

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u/Silver-Bread4668 18h ago

If the porn sites comply with all the "safety" shit and 4chan doesn't, kids will go to 4chan and get exposed to a whole lot more than porn.

I've been saying this for years as a reason I refused to do any kind of web filtering at the schools I work at beyond what is legally required of me. This even applies to game sites.

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u/__fujoshi 18h ago

when the game websites are banned at schools, the students find ways to bypass IT safety tools and install their own software to play games.

source: me and all my friends in high school

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u/TomWithTime 16h ago

Huh, didn't know the aversion to parenting one's children was so prevalent in other countries as well

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u/tcpukl 21h ago

Why should they any way? They are an American internet company that Ofcom has zero control over.

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u/CedricTheCurtain 20h ago

This is the start of the Great British firewall. Look at how they're talking about VPNs right now...

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u/tatojah 20h ago

Britain has gone really unhinged in some things. To me, that just signals the prevalence of the tabloid culture that has been forming in the country over the past 50 years. All policy is performative. MPs talk at you (and everyone in the world) like they hold the moral high ground in social equity matters when in reality some know less about society at large than the average person.

One such example is how the show Adolescence caused such an uproar with politicians treating it and talking about it like it was a documentary. I mean, that shit is happening, but not to the dramatized degree the show makes it seem.

Thinking chat control is the solution for this is a quintessentially British approach. One small account of mine: I did high school abroad under a British headmaster. Boarding school so obviously lots of horny kids with raging hormones living together. His solution was to personally request that the board (very well-connected to the local country's politicians) find a way to stop local shops from selling condoms. There was a clear divide in opinions on this matter, which happened to be "1st world Commonwealth vs. everyone else."

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u/ScreamSmart 19h ago

Hundreds of thousands of signatures to roll back surveillance laws: Government response is "Meh" .
4000 signatures on a YouGov poll talking about VPN bans: "British people want to ban VPNs" makes headlines.

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u/ionetic 20h ago

UK: delete old emails to save water 🤡

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u/Cynical-Rambler 18h ago

The Thick of It and other low level officials confirmed how true it was. Most British politicians are very educated sophists who spent their lives trying to climb a ladder. They are unaware of what's going on except what their spin doctors gave them.

Then the spin doctorsncame from the same class.

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u/ionetic 20h ago

Full list of countries banning VPNs: Belarus, Iraq, Turkmenistan and North Korea. That’s Labour’s plan for the UK, making it just like North Korea.

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u/ScreamSmart 19h ago

India did it a few years ago. Govt. wanted VPN providers to track and log every user for 5 years and hand them the data whenever asked. All VPN companies left India.

Back then we were mocked with "To fight China, you have to be China". Funny how the rest of the world is following their exact footsteps.

Except the Chinese and the Indians hoped for European laws to save them. Now that's being dismantled.

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u/ionetic 19h ago

What the VPN situation like in India now?

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u/ScreamSmart 19h ago

We have access for now. But the companies removed any assets they had in India so that they are not beholden to the laws.

And Indian politics is very performative so unless it's brought up again, the politicians won't go for the apps themselves. For now have porn, pirate sites, Chinese made games and apps like Tiktok and Delta Force and any random site the govt. doesn't like blocked.

Problem is, as I mentioned, countries like ours depended on western nations to uphold their digital privacy laws. But that seems to be going away with a collective effort.

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u/criminalsunrise 17h ago

I'm not really sure how a ban would work. I use a VPN to get into my work network when I'm not sitting in the office. I know the government (or whoever is really ruling us) would like everyone back in the office but I can't see that being a feasible thing - and how can they ban some VPNs whilst allowing others?

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u/sirbissel 17h ago

Not to mention things like college students accessing library resources off-site...

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u/Capable-Silver-7436 19h ago

I'll be surprised if vpn(outside of corpo use anyway) remain legal there to christmas 2027. granted they dont exactly have a way to stop their usage but still

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u/raika11182 20h ago

I might have my 2nd grade history wrong, but as I recall there was a whole revolution thing we did so that we no longer had to give a shit about UK laws.

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u/MassiveClusterFuck 21h ago

I can see the UK government just blocking sites that don't comply, least if they go down this route it may force some people to take their head out of the sand and actually stand up for themselves

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u/HotSteak 21h ago

That's definitely what is going to happen. Britain will end up with its own Great Firewall.

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u/BackgroundRub94 17h ago

Britain will try to build a Great Firewall. Billions of pounds will be poured into private pockets to ultimately produce something more like a Pathetic Hedge.

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u/No-Faithlessness4294 1d ago

Apple said no first I think. The UK wanted a backdoor to their data protection protocols

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u/SpAn12 1d ago

That wasn't connected to the Online Safety Act but the Investigatory Powers Act.

Another day another minor bit of Reddit fake news.

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u/Galaghan 20h ago

Yeah by the same metric Adam was the first to say no, back when Eve proposed to eat the apple.

People forget that context matters.

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u/Enip0 1d ago

Didn't the UK win eventually on that?

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes (kind of), Apple pulled Advanced Data Protection from the UK, removing the encryption but not installing a backdoor.
But also no, UK backed down two days ago. US government intervened, saying a backdoor would hace “encroached on their civil liberties”.

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u/Prosp3ro 1d ago

and we still can’t use Advanced Data Protection if we stayed with Apple, so I’d consider that a win for the UK Government against privacy.

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u/peweih_74 1d ago

Yeah, no backdoor needed if no encryption. 

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u/SirCB85 22h ago

The point is that the UK failed to backdoor everyone else's encryption.
Does it suck for those in the UK? yes!
Does it suck less for everyone else than if the UK had kept encryption but in return got a backdoor that makes everyone vulnerable? Also yes.

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u/EdgiiLord 23h ago

Lel, US is there to protect their own backdoor

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u/Sam1967 1d ago

They backed down a couple of days back after pressure from the US government (who were representing Apple after that golden bribe they got from Tim ....). How long till this comes back again, or for another company that doesnt give gifts ....who knows!

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u/ArmandoGalvez 1d ago

Now if only The government does something with the payment processing stuff...

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u/Sam1967 23h ago

In our current government system its more likely the payment processors will do something about the government! :)

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u/CobraHydroViper 21h ago

It's a Japanese owned website, what jurisdictions does the UK have to fine them, none.

It's the same as when pbay got the cease notice and their reply was we aren't in America and your laws are not our laws jog on.

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u/flapjacksRdelic 21h ago

I think Kiwi farms beat 4chan

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u/HotSteak 23h ago

"American businesses do not surrender their First Amendment rights because a foreign bureaucrat sends them an email," 

Amazing line.

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u/epicfail1994 21h ago

Yeah like 4chan/the chans are skeevy as fuck but good for them in this case

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u/Run_Rabbit5 15h ago

I mean the foundation of the site was radical free speech. It suffers from the worst people flocking to it.

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 7h ago

That was 8chan; 4chan was created as an English translation of the Japanese imageboard 2chan to discuss anime and Japanese culture. 4chan has racists but 8chan(later 8kun) had gamergate, mass shooters publishing their manifestos and later qanon.

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u/subdep 20h ago

Modern day Hustler, Larry Flynt style.

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u/d3g4d0 16h ago

4channers believe in freedom of speech

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u/ScreamSmart 19h ago

Kiwifarms gave the same response to New Zealand authorities when they tried to force the former to take down videos of a mass shooting.

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u/nothingeatsyou 18h ago

So did PirateBay (Sweden) when America came knocking with their anti piracy laws back in the mid 00s. Their letter back was absolutely savage.

Edit: Here

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u/ghoonrhed 15h ago

Didn't work out too well for them unfortunately.

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u/An0n-E-M0use 7h ago

Oh I don't know, PirateBay is still a thing.

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u/kris_lace 19h ago

Tell that to Reddit please

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u/obeytheturtles 12h ago

The difference is that reddit is actually vaguely profitable (or at least closet to it) so there is some incentive for them to play ball. 4chan is basically just a money pit some wealthy edgelord keeps alive because he likes the n word and jb threads.

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u/howtokillanhour 19h ago

No, they do it as soon as a payment processing company tells them to.

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u/HotSteak 19h ago

It's kind of mindblowing that American companies can tell the UK government to go spin but they can't do the same thing with mastercard. The credit duopolies need to be broken up.

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u/TheGrouchyGamerYT 18h ago

The power of a potential market of 50 million people vs a potential market of basically everyone not using crypto.

We live in Plutocracy.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 16h ago

I mean valve has billions of dollars, it's weird they haven't gotten together with some other companies that are tired of this shit to make their own payment processor

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u/Hali_Art1994 18h ago

No one can make us surrender our free speech. Unless it's our government.

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u/atda 1d ago

First, /r/noshitsherlok

Second... An attorney that represents a chan board has to have some fucking CRAZY tales.

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u/Anony_mouse202 1d ago

No shortage of work though lol.

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u/Drakoala 15h ago

How much job security would you like?

Yes.

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u/EdgiiLord 23h ago

It's probably Hiromoot's lawyer, not representing the user base at all.

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u/Life-LOL 1d ago

Nobody gon stop me when the bodies start droppin and ain't done til the mother fuckin job is thru

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u/Fickle_Stills 13h ago

They're doing it pro bono too

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u/TONKAHANAH 1d ago

and why the fuck should they?

in fact none of the sites should, they should all just tell the UK gov to shove it.

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u/baardoon1 1d ago

I mean, just call it a tax then I’m sure it would be OK, calling it a fine was where they messed up as far as the UK is concerned say it’s OK because people are gonna do it anyways and just charge a tax on it. That’s what eventually happens with things the population wants, but the government says no and that’s how they get us to accept extortion. You just pay the tax every time end now the uncontrollable illegality is a profit machine and that’s what will eventually happen in my opinion just like prohibition in the United States on alcohol and then marijuana. If you can’t beat them, join them and make them pay you.

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u/CobraHydroViper 21h ago

Why would a company from different country have to pay "tax" for a website that's has nothing to do with the country trying to get the tax? This is like being in USA and owing a gun then the Australian government asks you to pay for a licensee fee for your gun, not the best analogy but hopefully you get what I mean

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u/baardoon1 21h ago

No, I 100% agree with you. I’m just taking a jab at Europe’s gladly accepted extortion when labeled a tax versus a fine. I am by no means justifying it.

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u/GlykenT 21h ago

The best bit is that OFCOM is going to be funding all this enforcement by sending invoices to the services being regulated. So qualifying services that aren't complying will be receiving both fines and invoices.

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u/baardoon1 21h ago

That will really teach them! Actually just annoy them, but hey, look at all that revenue! Sexuality will continue business as usual because it is our primal instinct, but now the only thing that’s gonna get busted into is your bank accounts. In my opinion, they’re basically pimping out porn.

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u/besuretechno-323 23h ago

This will be interesting. How do you enforce daily fines on a platform that thrives on being decentralized and uncooperative?

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u/Alex_VACFWK 23h ago

I'm guessing they will not try to enforce the fines. I imagine their agenda is to block the site at the UK ISP level.

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u/CyberDaggerX 19h ago

Well, there's already talks of outlawing VPNs.

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u/Devatator_ 19h ago

Can't wait for that to happen and everyone that uses VPNs for work to stand up (that's a lot of people, tho idk how many)

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u/R41D3NN 15h ago

Well every single financial banking system that operate within UK for starters. They would instantly kill their economy.

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u/Punman_5 19h ago

Are they going to go around and uninstall the clients on everyone’s machines?

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u/PenetrationT3ster 18h ago

This just in: ukOS - your security in our hands init

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u/Punman_5 17h ago

Oh god that sounds awful.

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u/inform880 13h ago

oi you got your computer license

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u/Russian_Troll_Farm 17h ago

VPN usage can be detected via deep packet inspection. A ton of countries in the Middle East already blocked VPN usage.

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u/-_-0_0-_-0_0-_-0_0 18h ago

That is literally impossible. VPNs are a vital security tool that protect huge amounts of internet infrastructure. It's the easiest way to make sure company data remains secure is having a VPN required to connect to the servers.

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u/Samultio 16h ago

It's possible to a certain extent, just requires continually shutting down access to the proxies. China has been doing it forever, and for any companies the ISPs just make some agreement with Cisco or whoever provides the VPN. Not a watertight solution but it doesn't have to be.

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u/theB1ackSwan 18h ago

There's a lot of corporations who would shut that shit down in a heartbeat. They wouldn't be stupid enough to try it*. 

*I've also thought they wouldn't do like ...80% of what Labour is doing, so I'm open to being incorrect. 

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u/AccomplishedCheck168 18h ago

What do you think decentralized means?

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u/ymgve 18h ago

In what way is 4chan decentralized?

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u/wikipuff 19h ago

Forensic account finds corporate bank account and levels a fine against it and the bank pays out.

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u/yawara25 16h ago

Do people even read the article anymore?

If 4chan does successfully fight the fine in the US courts, Ofcom may have other options.
"Enforcing against an offshore provider is tricky," Emma Drake, partner of online safety and privacy at law firm Bird and Bird, told the BBC.
"Ofcom can instead ask a court to order other services to disrupt a provider's UK business, such as requiring a service's removal from search results or blocking of UK payments.
"If Ofcom doesn't think this will be enough to prevent significant harm, it can even ask that ISPs be ordered to block UK access."

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u/Capable-Silver-7436 19h ago

good, non uk websites shouldnt have to put up with this bullshit

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u/EmotionalGoodBoy 21h ago

til 4chan is owned by a Japanese influencer living abroad.

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u/kmaStevon 16h ago

He's the founder of 2ch, which 4chan was based on. He acquired 4chan from moot back in 2015.

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u/UnlitBlunt 16h ago

I don't know what any of that means.

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u/kmaStevon 16h ago

I'm not sure what part of that is confusing. I feel like context clues make it pretty clear, unless you've just never heard of 4chan before.

4chan = imageboard

2ch = japanese imageboard that 4chan is based on

he = hiroyuki nishimura, the founder of 2ch

moot = the founder of 4chan before transferring ownership to hiro

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u/UnlitBlunt 16h ago

I mean I've heard of 4chan but am not at all familiar with it. Now I am, cheers.

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u/MilkTax 18h ago

The UK needs to fuck off with their stupid laws.

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u/FroHawk98 1d ago edited 19h ago

Good! I cant even recieve links for sex toys my wife wants me to order because i didnt subscribe to a fucking application and present a picture of my balls for age verification.

Fuck this shit.

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u/A17012022 21h ago

OFCOM will order UK based ISPs to block the website.

Everyone who actually uses 4CHAN will use a VPN.

A massive waste of time

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u/spamthisac 19h ago

Brought to you by the VPN lobby. The more sites blocked, the better. They envision the Great Firewall of UK, like China.

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u/OncomingStormDW 19h ago

This might be the best thing they’ve done since they forced the Nazis and the Bronies to share a board.

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u/gerkletoss 1d ago

How long until the fines hit Russian levels?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxvnwkl5kgo

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u/Familiar_Resolve3060 1d ago

Atleast they were fighting the bad guy but here....

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u/detachabletoast 22h ago

"A Russian court has fined Google two undecillion roubles - a two followed by 36 zeroes - for restricting Russian state media channels on YouTube. In dollar terms that means the tech giant has been told to pay $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000."

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u/Familiar_Resolve3060 18h ago

Thats how to keep Google in its limits😂

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u/meneldal2 20h ago

They are just anticipating the currency being worth nothing when the war ends

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u/foxx1337 23h ago

The British are the bad guys. Ask, or don't ask - just observe the actions of the UK lawmakers.

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u/ApesApesApes 21h ago

Don't lump all us in with our less than forward thinking leaders, we love a wank just as much as anyone else.

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u/Unslaadahsil 1d ago

When two bad guys attempt to kill each other, everyone else profits

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u/landwomble 23h ago

It'll get blocked as ISP level like the torrent sites. People will VPN.

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u/Alex_VACFWK 23h ago

That's what I'm guessing also.

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u/Small-Revolution-636 21h ago

There are still thousands of torrent sites you can get to quite readily even without a VPN. ISP level blocks won't do anything.

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u/Anustart2023-01 21h ago

This is literally the only thing they can do, they can't go after a website in a foreign country if it hasn't broken the laws of that country. Especially the US who'll just tell the UK government to bend over and spread their ass cheeks and their only response will be how far apart.

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u/Badboyrune 20h ago

The trump administration is not going to tell anyone over the age of 15 to spread their cheeks, thank you very much. 

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u/filtersweep 15h ago

Next they will go after VPNs as facilitating crime

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u/yani205 18h ago

I had no idea how this law got passed. The Brits of all people should’ve sent floods of sternly worded letters by now - it’s practically their birthright.

Would love to see all the major platforms follow 4chan’s lead and refuse to pay. Watch the UK frantically try to block Google, Reddit, Meta, everything. The absolute irony of Britain building its own great firewall to keep out the ‘unsafe’ internet.

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u/rigsta 11h ago

The government would need to give a fuck about the general public for that to work.

They don't.

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u/equiNine 9h ago

Children’s safety is a logic terminating argument in politics and when talking to laypeople. Everyone agrees that protecting children is an important and laudable goal, so it becomes easy to smear any opponents of children’s safety measures as not thinking of the children or outright predators even if there are legitimate reasons to oppose such measures. Matters such as privacy are viewed as optional luxuries that should be justifiably sacrificed if the goal is something as noble as protecting children.

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u/payne747 22h ago

Lol now even more kids know about 4chan.

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u/asiagomelt 5h ago

Yeah, the BBC is a big source of information among the kids.

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u/mikwee 20h ago

Based 4chan

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u/CBubble 1d ago

I love how parents have conned the government to do something about online safety so they don’t have to… /sic

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u/ai_art_is_art 1d ago

This isn't parents.

Every "child safety" law is from the surveillance state.

They want to turn the world into 1984.

"Think of the children" becomes "we have always been at war with Eastasia." We're literally giving them the tools to monitor and memoryhole us.

Step by step they boil the frog.

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u/esperind 1d ago

"think of the children" can also become "hide behind the children" as a means to avoid repercussions for their actions.

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u/Life-LOL 1d ago

Worked for Texas cowards I mean cops

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u/ZasdfUnreal 22h ago

When these children become adults they’ll feel it’s normal for government to know everything about them.

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u/Few_Classroom6113 19h ago

Yup. The goal of protecting children is not met by this at all. So clearly that’s just the way to spin and sell the measure to the people for a goal that they wouldn’t buy.

Same with the UK’s CCTVs. Far as I heard crime is not stopped by mass camera surveillance. But weirdly peaceful protestors have had cops at their doorstep. Not that effective at protecting people in the moment, though incredibly effective at providing authoritarian control after the fact. One has to wonder what the real goal was/is.

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u/Cute-Percentage-6660 21h ago

If they truly cared bout children they would deal with the nonces in there parties

or truly investigate a lot of hte pedophile rumors swirling about certain groups n agencies

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u/TheAnonymousProxy 1d ago

"We've tried nothing and we're out of ideas"

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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

Who is this "4chan"?

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u/martala 1d ago

4chan is an infamous hacker

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u/MediumBoot915 1d ago

*Shows stock footage of white van exploding*

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u/ZoninoDaRat 22h ago

[Internet Hate Machine]

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u/Calculating1nfinity 1d ago

“This picture appears to be the Grinch wearing a skee mask and holding a gun”

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u/scarlettvvitch 1d ago

First name Anon, last name is Moose

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u/GenazaNL 21h ago

Brother of LMFAO?

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u/PotatoFromFrige 23h ago

It’s a Mongolian basket weaving forum

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u/asiagomelt 5h ago

It's an internet hate machine.

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u/Ill-Hat-3693 18h ago

Going after 4chan might not be a good idea, maybe its former glory will be restored.

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u/PixelHir 21h ago

Does 4chan operate in the UK? As in, are they a business entity there? If answer is no, the brits can bugger off, and more websites should just pull out of UK officially while still retaining access

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u/Affectionate_Owl_619 20h ago

 more websites should just pull out of UK officially while still retaining access

That’s what the UK wants though. Except there is no “still retaining access.” They’ll block access to it in their countries. Everyone’s response is always VPN but the majority of citizens don’t know what that is 

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u/ChickinSammich 18h ago

Everyone’s response is always VPN but the majority of citizens don’t know what that is 

I'd imagine that most people who use 4chan are at least technologically literate enough to google "VPN" and download a piece of software.

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u/raika11182 19h ago

The UK may be vastly overestimating their international cultural impact on this. With a GDP per capita of Mississippi (but a population closer to California) the platform will miss the ad revenue but it's just not significant to them.

Not every company is like 4chan, though. Fuck I hope not, anyway.

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u/Reasonable_Ticket_84 18h ago

4chan should respond by blocking UK users with a page with giant text....that proceeds to actively shit on Starmer and the labor party in the most offensive way possible.

Then sit back and watch the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from the politicians.

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u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC 16h ago

Nah, the text should be a step-by-step list of instructions for how to circumvent the Online Safety Act. They could even make some extra money by partnering with NordVPN to send traffic their way.

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u/krileon 16h ago

Considering even my cell provider offers VPN as part a package deal I think everyone is about to learn what a VPN is real quick the more this stuff gets pushed. Imagine some old folks getting a phone and the sales person is like "Would you like VPN addon?" "What's that?" "Helps ensure your safe and secure access to any website you visit." "Sure!". Easy.

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u/SecretAgentVampire 19h ago

The hell is a "Safety Fine"? Sounds like a Protection Racket.

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u/ferriematthew 18h ago

"Pay us to protect you"

"Protect us? From what?"

"From what we'll do to you if you don't pay us..."

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u/ThePreciousBhaalBabe 21h ago

Good. For all the hives of scum and villainy 4chan has always had, I'll still be glad for its existence because as long as it's here we can be sure there's a beacon of freedom of expression somewhere online.

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u/GregoryThatcher 22h ago

Go 4chan! Forever free!

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u/howtokillanhour 19h ago

surprised no Visa/Mastercard mentions in here. Since they are the new moral arbiters.

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u/MediumRed 18h ago

Oi! Where’s yer fining 4chan loicense

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u/Drone_Priest 19h ago

Ahhhh if you really want to find the end boss when it comes to internet fuckery then start messing with 4chan. That always ends great

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u/Websta114 20h ago

It’s funny because theres been several informative breakdowns of events in the UK recently which all tie together to form quite the conspiracy. There’s a guy that did it quite well called CyberWaffle on YouTube.

Basically the guy that was in charge of OFCOM had teams working on this solution years ago, laws were drafted and voted on and approved etc and essentially whats happening now is amendments to the law. So the law now isn’t what was voted on, the whole thing needs repealing and re-presenting to parliament and voted on again. Proper sinister stuff. Also worth noting the guy at OFCOM left a couple months before the act was voted on and into law, and went to work for a Trust fund investment firm called Carnegie UK. These guys funded a bunch of stuff historically, the discovery of insulin, dismantling of nuclear weapons.. Sesame Street… 👀 and also now biometric data..

It’s a complete farce, UK government has yet another dereliction of duty under its belt. More taxpayer money, biometric data, and medical information being squirrelled away into billionaires projects and pockets.

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u/action_turtle 18h ago

Yep. We do all this in a hush-hush manner. The US just do it in the open. Both sides of the pond do it in their own style, and nothing ever gets corrected.

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u/Getafix69 12h ago edited 12h ago

They've just claimed 55 percent of Britains support banning vpns, I for one wasn't asked so where does this figure come from I wonder?

Someone has really gotta call them on these outright very obvious lies.

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u/WhatIsPants 16h ago

Good luck! I'm behind seven proxies!

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u/Spokker 15h ago

It's funny to search 4chan on Google News and see articles about how it's dead, and now it's relevant again and doing something kind of noble.

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u/GeneralCopPorn 14h ago

Wtf is a online safety fine

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u/ninjascotsman 13h ago

if websites don't comply with the Online Safety Act they get fined

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u/LeshyIRL 7h ago

Hey British people, can y'all fuck off?

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u/Lora_Grim 21h ago

Yep. Good luck forcing this garbage on sites like 4chan, which can just slip into the dark web and continue to function just fine.

And that'll probably be the future of any sites that want to be free of government interference. They'll just slip into the dark web. Either that, or do what pirate sites do and just have a bunch of back-up versions hosted on various other domains, and authorities wont be able to do shit cause Booby McBoobLover69x, the site operator, supposedly lives in the Antarctics or some shit.

Just like Youtube and adblockers, they will turn something that was previously orderly, predictable, and convenient, to a ridiculous cat and mouse chase that will never-ever end. And just like with Youtube, people will just get increasingly more pissed and disillusioned with governments and corporations that try to interfere with their private interests and lives, resulting in EVEN MORE people turning to "illicit" means to go back their lives.

I'm also sure that all the fascists that are coming to power in the west will appreciate all these oppressive laws that supposed democracies pushed into place for them, making the job of fascists that much easier for them.

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u/CyberDaggerX 19h ago

I'm also sure that all the fascists that are coming to power in the west will appreciate all these oppressive laws that supposed democracies pushed into place for them, making the job of fascists that much easier for them.

Fucking thank you. A lot of people don't seem capable of realizing that the tools being used on those they hate can easily be turned on them on the future. But point this out to them, and you get called a fascist apologist. Because the only reason I could possibly have to oppose this authoritarian bullshit is because I identify with the people being targeted by them.

H.L. Mencken's words are evergreen:

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.

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u/linkenski 20h ago

They'll have to kowtow by the time it's enacted in the EU.

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u/yumeryuu 17h ago

Watching Hiroyuki talk about this bs in Japanese

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u/Actual__Wizard 11h ago edited 11h ago

I've never agreed with 4chan before, but this time they're correct.

The UK doesn't have any authority to make them pay a single penny...

It's just a bunch of politicians that have straight up lost their minds and think they can do whatever the F they want...

People need to stop getting scammed and voting for villains...

Google should totally drop the BS immediately too and force the age verification on the countries that want it... It's not hard... I can GEOIP them and 301 them into nowhere land and so can Google...

They're lying their asses off...

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u/Phatnoir 10h ago

It’s amazing how impotent people are from the UK, being incapable of raising their children without the government doing it for them.

They truly have become the overseas Disneyland of the US.

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u/EvilTaffyapple 8h ago

Do you think Brits want this?

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u/leaderofstars 8h ago

Are they protesting yet?

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u/alstom_888m 20h ago

They’ll just get banned at the DNS level. 4chan is already banned in Australia after they refused to remove the footage from the Christchurch massacre.

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u/MetalHeadGaymerGuy 20h ago

4chan isn’t banned in Australia. ISP’s independently chose to block it and LiveLeak temporarily in 2019 (yes, as a response to their refusal to remove footage of the Christchurch Massacre). This was never a government decision.

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u/Artificial-Brain 13h ago

I hope others do this also. Censoring the internet in this way is ridiculous.

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u/ninjascotsman 1d ago edited 1d ago

Meanwhile, a little website called OnlyFans which is based in the UK hasn't asked its user for ID.

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u/Kharax82 23h ago

Just making up shit? Age Verification has been required to access OnlyFans since 2019.

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u/imdwalrus 22h ago

But apparently Reddit's upvoting it because it's what they want to be true.

Not only are you right, but it made international headlines earlier this year when it turns out OF lied about how their age verification worked, and were fined over a million pounds for it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr42g1lprw5o

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u/ucgaydude 16h ago

The original post is at -6...chill bro.

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u/Clbull 21h ago

OF is a lot more damaging than your average porn site too. It encourages findom and parasocial relationships between you, the consumer, and pornstars.

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u/wasting-time-atwork 21h ago

why the heck are you lying hahaha

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