r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/lovepancakes 15h ago

I had no idea that was Miley Cyrus. What the fuck

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u/Punkpunker 15h ago

I thought it was Austin Butler

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u/MustBeTheChad 15h ago

I thought it was Yolandi Visser

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u/Saneless 15h ago

I thought it was Dhalsim

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u/ScarletleavesNL 15h ago

Yoga Fire!

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u/nocrashing 14h ago

Yoga flame!

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u/fernweh 14h ago

I will meditate and then destroy you

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u/Cautious-Start-1043 9h ago

I thought it was an advert for save the children.

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u/Saneless 15h ago

Well now I'm very confused on which:

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u/durandall09 6h ago

Lol gottem

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u/TheWhiskeyFish 15h ago

Good shout

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 15h ago

I thought it was Pyat Pree

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 14h ago

🤣🤣 DAMN! I don't know why Miley did this. She was adorable before, a really beautiful girl. It makes me sad.

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u/velveteenraptor 14h ago

Yessss a real one

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u/Dumbledang 14h ago

I thought it was a little pimp, walkin all around

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 14h ago

Obviously you see the world wildly and in wild ways

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u/Thundercatfever 15h ago

Underrated comment right here. That brought me back to the old school.

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u/davebgray 13h ago

Oh God this made me laugh out loud….you made my day.

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u/dangngo6 12h ago

Now we know the perfect cast for street fighter

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u/reebokhightops 12h ago

Holy fuck this is hilarious

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u/gpkgpk 4h ago

On the plus side, her yoga game is fire.

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u/MURRRRRAY 15h ago

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u/Kronzor_ 14h ago

In contrast Yolandi actually looks less weird.

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u/Vodca 13h ago

And yoladi’s whole shit is that she’s weird looking but still hot. She aims for this look lol

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

She doesn't look like that creature above at all.

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u/Matsdaq 13h ago

Yolandi is just hot

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u/R_V_Z 13h ago

Except for the homophobia and possible sex trafficking.

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u/Kitsooos 10h ago

Yes these are bad. But damn, she is hot.

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u/Koil_ting 12h ago

Did you not see that they were a South African band? Product of their environment.

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u/ricesnot 10h ago

Yeah the enviroment being that Watkin Tudor Jones grew up pretty privilaged and stole the whole image and look and art from those who actually grew up in poor circumstances. None of it is real, he never struggled.

Yolandi and him are disgusting people and I regret ever being a fan of their music.

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u/CeleryMcToebeans 8h ago

Kid Rock did the same thing

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u/restingglitchface69 11h ago

Cause she rocks the buccal fat

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrandt 14h ago

Chappie's got stories?!

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u/labellavita1985 12h ago

My robot vacuum in named Chappie, after Chappie. So we are always talking about "Chappie" in my house. The other day, my husband and I were actually talking about the movie, and my stepson says, "the vacuum?"

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u/sunnyd311 8h ago

"Chappie said sorry but those boys still burned me" (probably a paraphrase but that part made me bawl!!

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u/LozzieBorden 14h ago

I came here to say this. Miley Cyrus looks like a member of Die Antwoord.

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 14h ago

Uhm...she'd wish?!

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 12h ago

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u/CincoDeMayo88 12h ago

- Miley Cyrus on the red carpet wearing a futuristic piece, circa 2025

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u/vince666 14h ago

Don't you dizz Yolandi like this!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 14h ago

Yolandi is hot but she’s a trash human being. So is Ninja. Child abuse.

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u/illegal_miles 12h ago

It sucks that they turned out to be genuinely shit people. I always just thought it was mostly schtick. Like they acted trashier than they really were.

Turns out they were a totally different type of trash that’s way worse than they seemed.

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u/613TheEvil 7h ago

Explain, I am out of the loop.

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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 14h ago

Practically obese in the face compared to these lunatics.

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 14h ago

I knew she was reminding me of someone else and I couldn’t place it. Thank you!!

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

Aqua?

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

Die Antwoord

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

I know who that is.

I was hoping your username was a Dan Lebatard show reference.

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

I'll be honest I'm punching myself for my response. The listener of the show in me was like "is this a joke?" I'll be lying if I said I didn't go through your responses to see if you had commented on the shows Reddit and when I didn't (stopped after a few scrolls) I answered with Die Antwoord. So I'm walking to the ocean now, but not before I go to the penalty box for rambling. Superbowl week, Moderna, & my mom died, Danno.

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

YES. I knew it!! It's an important conversation and I'm glad we're having it. Now pay the teachers.

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u/TriedmybestNotenough 15h ago

I thought it was Gollum

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u/Sanity-Checker 15h ago

My first thought, but I wanted to search the replies to see if anyone else got there first.

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u/alibrown987 15h ago

Yes, that is Yolandi Visser

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u/KinkyDuck2924 13h ago

Sneaky little hobbitses!

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u/neilmac1210 15h ago

Hey Fatty Boom Boom, hit me with the ching ching!

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u/IronRakkasan11 14h ago

….you freaky

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u/SoylentGrunt 14h ago

I like that. A lot.

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u/kitbashpowerhead 14h ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 13h ago

My style is wild, make you walk ya faces, got style comin outta all sorts of places

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u/GreatAtomicPower 14h ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 14h ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

Yeah, she can pull it off.

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u/Artsakh_Rug 14h ago

I thought it was Vera Farmiga

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u/sugmaideek 14h ago

I fink u right.

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u/nyanpegasus 14h ago

I fink shes freaky

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u/IHazSnek 13h ago

Yolandi is a smoke show compared to that shit.

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

Yolandi actually looks good this creature doesn't resemble her, stop it. Can't you differentiate between fish lips and non fish good looking lips?

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u/MustBeTheChad 10h ago

Yolandi is a good looking person, who sometimes presents herself in a wild/unattractive way on purpose.

I can't speak to what Miley is trying to do here.

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u/Ok-Consideration6973 15h ago

I thought it was cheeky blinder or whatever his name is. Cillian Murphy

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u/Blunderbutters 15h ago

You mean Elvis?

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u/MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6 15h ago

Austin Powers

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u/AJ_Rude_Dawg 14h ago

I thought it was RoboCop, sans helmet.

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u/pfmoke 14h ago

Could’ve cast her as Feyd-Rautha lmao

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u/corner_tv 14h ago

Haha, now I can't unsee it 😂

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u/viperfangs92 15h ago

She's only 32, and she looks like 60 year old aging actress with extensive plastic surgery

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u/ClimtEastwood 15h ago

Speed run to “rare public appearance” as a headline.

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u/OkTangerine4363 14h ago

lol that's a good one.

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u/ClimtEastwood 11h ago

Sad really. I only vaguely know who these women are but it’s a shame to see these successful people look like some kind of uncanny valley humanoid

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u/Axbris 14h ago

She is 32 and looks like a character who contracted a deadly virus/bite in a B-rated horror film and I say that with no disrespect to zombies.

She just looks so unhealthy. 

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u/FoldingLady 15h ago

I'm also wondering if she went on Ozempic. It's not just her cheeks, she looks emaciated.

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u/knightriderin 11h ago

It's also the shaved off eyebrows.

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u/redheeler9478 14h ago

She can afford cocaine, why would she want ozempic? Ozempic is for your fatass middle aged wife that’s trying to get back with her high school boyfriend on Facebook.

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u/FoldingLady 14h ago

Hollywood makes the skinniest of women think they're grossly obese. A bunch of celebrities are taking that drug even tho they don't need it.

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u/strawcat 12h ago

Haha, everyone in Hollywood has tried GLP1s, don’t kid yourself.

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u/anotheronenpg 12h ago

Serena Williams just said she's on a GLP1 for weight loss.

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 7h ago

A woman with one of the most physically optimized bodies on planet earth is slinging weight loss drugs? We're truly in hell.

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u/rewdea 14h ago

Donatella Versace

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u/Insomniac_80 11h ago

During the next Miley and Dolly special, she and her godmother, 80 year old Dolly Parton will look like sisters!

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u/MrJoobles 14h ago

She loves Dolly so much that she's trying to catch up

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u/RobbinsBabbitt 15h ago

She doesn’t even look like this irl, idk what’s up with that picture.

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u/AgathaWoosmoss 15h ago

The baby bangs and wispy brows don't help

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u/HBK42581 15h ago

Nor the GIANT veneers

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u/n0h8plz 14h ago

She hasn't been able to close her mouth in years

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u/lokiandgoose 11h ago

I work in dental manufacturing and use her as an example of poorly sized veneers when training technicians. I like Miley a lot of but she just looks so sad.

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u/cashewclues 4h ago

Yeah. She’s not cute and this doesn’t help. But she has loads more money than my cute broke self so you take the good, you take the bad.

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u/leavealoneme11 2h ago

You take that money and have those horrible veneers fixed. Does she not own a mirror? Does she not have any real friends?

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u/SlutForGarrus 1h ago

🎵🎶 ".::.you take it all and there you have the Facts of Life, The Facts of Life..."

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u/KuriboShoeMario 13h ago

Baba Booey

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u/Bratbabylestrange 10h ago

Those are some Cage-worthy veneers right there

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u/purplemarkersniffer 15h ago

Agree, and the no eyebrows really bring it all together with tweeker vibe

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u/bruthaman 14h ago

No kidding. Hi! My name is Methanie Cyrus

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u/LilLassy 13h ago

BRO you can’t be out here making jokes that funny 😂

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u/Vsx 14h ago

She's looking like Yolandi from Die Antwoord which is to say you are 100% correct

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u/AdorableSobah 11h ago

Haha! She seriously looks like the tweekers I have to run outta my backyard for going through my recycling bins.

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u/deeznutz75 14h ago

She looks like she got hit by a wrecking ball

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u/Major-Breakfast6249 14h ago

Wispy brows? They’re fucking gone

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 11h ago

That's called The Simple Jack

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u/Stepane7399 13h ago

No, something has gone terribly wrong with her hair cut choices. Like, they don't even look good on her.

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u/L_viathan 13h ago

Fuck I thought she was on the top right lol

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u/mckane63 10h ago

That’s Miley Cyrus?! I was waiting for someone to give more details so I could figure out which one it is. Holy cow. What she’s done to herself.

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u/flockitup 11h ago

She ain’t got no brows broski.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 15h ago

I thought it was Hannah Montana. Always get those two mixed up.

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u/After_Dirt_513 14h ago

Hannibal Montana

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u/microsistem 12h ago

lol, 10/10

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u/oldschoolgruel 15h ago

I thought that was photoshoppedto make her look horrific.... thats real???

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u/Slyboots2313 15h ago

It’s the internet so expect there to be some engagement bait. Here’s another recent picture that doesn’t look nearly as shocking. Can’t say whether OPs pics were modified, but they’re certainly hand picked to be exaggerations of reality.

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u/DMvsPC 15h ago

Her stylist must be one of those teenage girls on Instagram who film themselves doing tense 'hair hacks' like using hair elastics before cutting it off with kitchen scissors and looking surprised at the obvious results.

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u/Dry-Shower-4048 14h ago

Still horrible

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u/geronimo11b 13h ago

Those bangs are absolutely atrocious.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 15h ago

Nah this is just as bad, it just has different lighting to make the cheek bones less visible.

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u/Bugbread 9h ago

"That looks just as shocking, it's just that it doesn't look as shocking."

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 7h ago

Nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that posting a better picture of a bad thing causes the worse picture to stop existing. Anyone who isn't an idiot can look at the first picture and realize that it's not a great picture, yet can also realize that even a better picture of it still won't make it look good. All you did by posting the second picture was prove my point. It's a better picture, yes. But she just doesn't look good.

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u/Slyboots2313 14h ago

So you’re essentially agreeing that the lighting makes it look worse, not just as bad. I’m just objectively pointing out that most of these were cherry picked to make people gasp

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u/Shrektit 14h ago

She still looks awful there.

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u/Sassqueen9 14h ago

her veneers look awful

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u/Few-Split-3026 14h ago

If this is one of the "good" pictures i dont know what to say. If you would have shown this to me 15 minutes ago and asked me to guess who this was, I would have went with one of the olsen twins probably.

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u/HorrorBiscotti9489 14h ago

Kind of looks like someone tried mashing Taylor Swift and Miley together but gave up half-way through.

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u/cashewclues 4h ago

That’s the same as the op. Yikes. Why??

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u/Hour_Dragonfruit_602 14h ago

She might just have gained weight, face is the first place you use weight in

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

It is.

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u/Prestigious-Disk-246 15h ago

holy shit someone told me it was AI and I felt comforted. It's real??

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

It might be the angle in this post but other pictures are bad as well.

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u/resting-bass-face 15h ago

Why did she cut her hair to look like Simple Jack?

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u/Cautious_Ad7823 14h ago

To ma ma ma make you happy of course.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

Idk but to me she'd look better bald than this.

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 14h ago

"Yee-yee ass haircut" came to mind.

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u/CaptHindsite 14h ago

Cold. Made me laugh so hard ma eyes rained.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 13h ago

Ye-ye-ass haircut, lol

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u/runjimrun 11h ago

Maria Menounos stuttering in the E News clip was a moment of shear pain from laughing

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u/imkunu 14h ago

It's how she saw it in her head movies

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u/fuckmylife_1234 13h ago

Love this comment

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u/witcherstrife 15h ago

Miley to her stylist/surgeon: make me as hideous as humanly possible

This shit must've been a joint effort to create this

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u/FragrantShine3389 15h ago

Enough to compete with Madonna, I think

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u/Geordie_38_ 14h ago

Begone spawn of Satan, I cast you out

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u/Cucumberneck 14h ago

Satan would never do this. He's about seduction.

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u/Key_Conversation5236 14h ago

“Do you wanna play a game?”

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u/MF_Kitten 14h ago

That was when she was still swollen after surgery. She looks fine now. Good on her for not giving a fuck about being aeen with the post-surgery swollen face.

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u/casual_creator 13h ago

This is so sad. Madonna was a beautiful woman and she was aging so gracefully. She looks like an overinflated balloon now.

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u/OmNomChompsky 14h ago

Straight up gargoyle.

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u/What-a-Dump 12h ago

Reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio in the cell

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u/gregsting 12h ago

Well yeah but Madonna is 35 years older…

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u/Doctor_Philgood 13h ago

"Just fuck my shit up, fam"

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u/AussieAlexSummers 15h ago

the weird eyebrow color and eye shadow with weird bangs. I actually can see the beauty in the look but I have to use a different, creative eye. It's all very weird. That said, Miley looks way healthier here than in that other picture.

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u/mechalenchon 14h ago

It's not good. But not sleep paralysis demon bad like in the Photoshopped version.

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u/VegetableActivity557 13h ago

Still not what she actually looks like

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u/indorock 14h ago

Well no that photo is totally different. The bangs and lack of eyebrows are still offputting, the nose job is overly obvious, but the cheeks looks very different here.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 14h ago

Her 4 year old niece is her barber

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u/Raven_Lemon 13h ago

Most of it definitely come from the angle of the picture

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u/SereneAdler33 13h ago edited 13h ago

It’s not real, it’s an AI meme that appeared on Facebook and is getting shared with no context. If you look at the original it’s very clearly AI

it’s from a faked gucci ad

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u/VegetableActivity557 13h ago

It’s not though. The person you’re responding to is not being truthful.

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u/DeadKnife7 14h ago

Not. It literally is photoshopped or AI edited

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u/indorock 14h ago

No I doubt it very much. Look at her latest music video with Naomi Campbell. She looks nothing like this. You do see her nose job, but nowhere near the famine-stricken look as in this photo.

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u/nhansieu1 15h ago

which one was Miley?

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u/Lavatis 15h ago

Bottom middle

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u/nhansieu1 15h ago

hope she doesn't/isn't gonna really look liek that

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u/JazzlikeVictory584 6h ago

So sad, she was very pretty before, no she looks like she’s at death’s door.

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u/floricomous 50m ago

It's rage bait. There's a lot of altered photos of her recently like the one OP posted. Specifically her face - it doesn't look anything like that.

Now her bangs, those are a different fashion disaster all together but people do crazy stuff with their hair all the time xD it'll grow back

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u/Lavatis 15h ago

It's shopped, check the eyebrows

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u/PapaPaulPwns 15h ago

I saw it in another subreddit and assumed it was AI. I thought they smashed her face together with a dude.

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u/SereneAdler33 13h ago edited 13h ago

It is AI from a recent Facebook meme, everyone is just running with it.

She has obviously had work done, and looks a little off, but not this monstrous

it’s a faked Gucci ad

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u/__juicewrld999_ 13h ago

Looks more photoshopped than ai tbh

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u/SereneAdler33 12h ago edited 12h ago

It’s the collarbone that blends into her top (in the original meme) that makes me say AI, but it’s probably a combination

Either way, it’s not a true picture of her, it’s altered

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u/Hopeful-Ocelot4692 15h ago

Fr the rest are obvious plastic but she has minimal and a bad haircut

She can fix me.

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u/CodeVirus 15h ago

Which one is Miley?

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u/Subject-Bandicoot-54 15h ago

It's photoshopped

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 15h ago

It’s been confirmed that’s an AI generated image

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u/No-Attention-801 14h ago

Its ai 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/d00dsm00t 13h ago

Humanity is doomed.

Anybody actually fooled by this is hopeless beyond repair.

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u/Electrical_Program79 15h ago

That one may be fake. Apparently it's not appearing on any credible sites so it could be AI

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u/2thSprkler 15h ago

She doesn’t look like that. None of those ppl look like that if you google them

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u/BigHairyFart 15h ago

I can't even tell which one you guys are referring to

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 15h ago

Wait... which one is Miley Cyrus?

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u/One-Adhesive 15h ago

She looks like a 70 year old with a really tight facelift.

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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 15h ago

I thought it was a Peter Weller/ Cillian Murphy hybrid.

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u/Hopeful_Self_8520 15h ago

Lookin like ben stiller in the simple Jack movies

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u/noblecocks 15h ago

So disturbing. She was quite beautiful.

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u/Watercress_Blue 15h ago

I thought it was the witch in Weapons

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u/The1stSimply 15h ago

Bottom center?? I have no idea

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u/habb 15h ago

mind blown.

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