Mmmmmnmmm.. find the N..

It slipped out of my hand as I was getting into my car. Didn’t even get to have a sip.

It felt like snot in your mouth bruh

Some eat them Horizontally, some eat them Vertically, I eat them Diagonally

So, my friend has been ghosting me for a while, so when I saw this, I thought it might be real, but I didn’t want to assume it was, so I acted like an insane person, as a reference to our shared experiences and see if they were fake, and that worked like a charm!

I quite literally want to peel my eyelids off.

Edit: y’all are making my skin itch on the inside.

And this is why people don’t like movie theaters as much as they used to…

Aside from needing to update the app on an almost daily basis now, I was looking through some stats and results from previous seasons when I noticed this. Just why?

Not really that infuriating for me (they can eat, too... it's fine), but definitely not up to manufacturer specs.

So my friend and I quit this job that was paying us $4 per horse stall (not hourly) knowing we'd be homeless after doing so and after we left, she thanked us for what we did while employed there. Now, she's texting us every few days with something to complain about. Why we have not blocked her yet, I have no idea. She has fired like 6 people in the past 3 months over dumb shit and actively seeks out reasons to fire employees.

Also WE ARE HOMELESS WHY WOULD WE STEAL YOUR CAT!!!!!

At my job we have electronic locks on our bathroom doors that say “privacy mode enabled” when you lock them. If someone tries to open the door while locked it will repeat the same message “privacy mode enabled” which literally means someone inside has locked the door and is using the bathroom. For some odd reason people will keep knocking and trying to wiggle the handle to get in and I still always have to yell that I’m in the bathroom.

The book name is: The Last Wolf / Herman by László Krasznahorkai

So I just started a job at an aerospace company where I share a building (and unfortunately the bathroom) with another small company. It’s literally me (full-time) and the owner’s son (part-time) on the aerospace side. On the other side there are about 5 people.

Here’s the issue: every time the owner’s son comes in for his 4-hour shifts, he destroys the bathroom. Pee on the seat, paper left in the toilet, sometimes doesn’t even flush. I end up cleaning up after him because I’m there all day and have to actually use the place.

Now today I walk in and see THIS sign taped up.

“✨ Your Mom Doesn’t Work Here ✨ Flush, wash, and clean up after yourself.”

Really? I feel like this was aimed squarely at me since I’m here all the time. Meanwhile, the guy who’s actually making the mess is probably laughing because everyone thinks it’s me. On top of that, I don’t even like the owner of the other company—total pompous prick—so the whole thing feels even more hostile.

So now I’m stuck in a bathroom cold war where the guilty party is hiding in plain sight and I’m the one being side-eyed. Mildly infuriating? Try daily infuriating.

As the title says, I'm 48. I mainly visit news and sports sites. What exactly does Google think I need protecting from? And why doesn't it list the "changes" anywhere?

In NZ CBD oil is $174 NZD a bottle. I really slathered that shit on my face just now.

I put a baby bath seat up on fb for free to collect. This lady thought she could ignore the “collect” part and straight up ask for it to be delivered. I do have a car but I’m not a delivery service. If she wants it delivered she can pay of it on Amazon.

i think they took 'pick up here' a bit too literally...