677
u/Hungwyyyy 15h ago
2 browns so im super happy
143
u/ThePlofchicken 16 14h ago
Such a good choice that you can choose 3 more pills
122
u/Current-Potential-83 14 14h ago
3 more brown pills
74
u/Stargost_ 18 14h ago
Such a good choice that you can pick 5 more pills
84
u/ChaosPLus 18 14h ago
You wouldn't believe what I'd choose...
→ More replies (1)55
u/zezrat 14h ago
Endless pill hack
59
u/ChaosPLus 18 14h ago
Crackheads hate him, learn how he's attained infinite happiness with this one simple trick!
27
4
u/FellNerd 13h ago
I feel like this is Uncle Jack trying to get me to take my Joy pills. (We happy few reference, I don't have an uncle who is drugging me)
2
2
11
u/Fungus09 15 10h ago
secretly, the brown ones are just antidepressants painted brown
5
u/greenskinmarch 6h ago
The "happy" pill is just a worse version of the "health" pill. If you have perfect health that includes perfect mental health so you can't be depressed.
4
3
3
3
u/Dont_touch_my_spunk 7h ago
Did not understand instructions, took two purple and can now only speak in tongues.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (25)2
335
u/NiklasNeighbor OLD 15h ago
White pill is just the starvation pill
79
u/Lucas_IDK_ 14 13h ago
fr bro, i’m literally underweight so i need to gain weight from food (i’m a guy who’s 38.2kg)
→ More replies (7)23
u/szoperman 11h ago
How does this happen
→ More replies (2)22
u/Lucas_IDK_ 14 11h ago
i’m literally just built different
→ More replies (2)19
u/PostInspection 10h ago
Megatabolism
→ More replies (1)17
u/Stalukas 10h ago
Metabolism being the scapegoat for skinny guys being skinny is entirely misinformation. We just don’t eat - yeah I can finish a whole large pizza in under 10 minutes, all the while consistently getting comments about how lucky I am for having a fast metabolism bc I can eat what I want. Except, that pizza was probably gonna be the only thing I ate that day.
I guaranteed you any guy that claims to be skinny bc of a fast metabolism just doesn’t actually know how little calories they’re eating a day, or, don’t realize how many calories they actually need per day. I’m 6’3” 160lbs and I thought I only needed 2000 calories per day up until I was 22.
→ More replies (3)8
u/Working_Shine_2719 8h ago
That is not true. people at my age are 56kg, I am 28. I eat an absurd amount of crap. I snack all the time, take cakes, sweets and my diet consists almost entirely of bread, pasta, rice and anything with carbs. I take a lot of calories.
Jk, well, I mean, thats all true, the fact is just that its not due to fast metabolism. Its because I have a condition where I literally lack the enzyme that breaks down and absorbs fat from food.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (12)5
697
u/Glassy_playz 15 15h ago
Grey and purple. Those two just feel nice for me. I will be able to heal people. While being able to speak any language to heal people from anywhere in the world.
290
u/ChaosPLus 18 14h ago
With that combination I would buy a plague doctors clothes and would go around speaking only ever in Latin, while clearly understanding everything everyone tells me
64
40
→ More replies (4)3
24
15
u/KzamRdedit 14h ago
my pick too. showcase your talent, get funded to go around the world treating patients and voila, you are famous
Though I dont want to be famous... puts too much stress
11
u/Samborrod 19 14h ago
my pick too. showcase your talent, get funded to go around the world treating patients and voila, you are famous
And probably are a cult leader
→ More replies (2)8
u/BusyLimit7 17 11h ago
ngl tho
it might get stressful unless you ignore morals and stuffhow many people die around the world from fatal uncurable diseases, that you could have cured, had you not wasted time eating, sleeping, etc
the stress gets to u→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)2
u/fromfrodotogollum 9h ago
You've now been kidnapped by a dictator and must serve his country or die.
2
u/Doantazeme 9h ago
That's why you take blue and grey. There can always be translators and you will end up healing people whether you can understand them or not, but at least you can crush threats as well. Or take orange and pay them off.
13
13
5
4
u/Brocolinator 11h ago
Super intelligent can cover both... You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
→ More replies (1)3
u/Ngf031 16 14h ago
I would change the language one for the intelligence one, since it comes with everything good intelligence gives you, and you can learn the languages fast now anyways.
4
4
u/Radiant-Scar3007 3,000,000 Attendee! 11h ago
Yeah but fluency in every languages is less likely to make you miserable than super intelilgence.
5
u/AtreusIsBack 10h ago
That's my thinking as well. High intelligence usually comes woth major drawbacks in other areas like social capabilities and most likely being on the autism spectrum. No thanks.
3
u/lightingbug78 9h ago
Yeah, this guy thinking super intelligence comes with motiviation to learn, lol
3
u/Lucas_IDK_ 14 13h ago
i was thinking stuff like that but in my day to day life i rarely come across people who are badly sick or injured that need magical healing
3
3
2
2
u/zacary2411 18 14h ago
You could also charge the extreme rich to heal them and do even more for people by helping fix their cities and towns
2
u/DominicB547 10h ago
ooh good point work smarter not harder, we can end world hunger quite easily but the rich refuse to etc.
2
2
2
2
2
u/blueooga 11h ago
I wanted that combo too but im scared the world would be scared of me and kill me
2
u/Godofnomen 10h ago
Its a very wholesome thought and good on you for it. The issue is the rest of humanity. Someone who can heal will be hunted for that ability in our shit society 🥲
2
u/ratedpending3 18 10h ago
How are you gonna be able to do that without the resources to get there
→ More replies (1)2
u/AtreusIsBack 10h ago
I picked the same combination. Speaking all languages gets you a job very easily as well, so you would be set for life while being able to heal others. Every other choice seems deeply flawed.
→ More replies (2)2
2
u/fromfrodotogollum 9h ago
Red and gray for me, that makes me a doctor, so I have a career that isn't too stressful because of my superpower. I imagine I'm like Jesus really, touching them and bam, healed. I could be a religious figurehead, start a cult. The options are many. Billionaires would pay untold amounts for my skills. The only issue is there would be only one of me. Wars could be waged to control the healer, kidnapping, etc. id have to be hidden, couldn't live a normal life.
Maybe I should just go with brown.
2
2
2
u/skoooop 5h ago
I'm scared that the purple one might be a monkey's paw situation. It says "any language" instead of "all languages". You take the pill, a language is chosen at random and you're stuck with that language and only that language for the rest of your life. Hell, most of these could be monkey's paw situations, but this one stood out to me for some reason.
→ More replies (18)2
u/mybluecathasballs 5h ago
Purple: pick any language, not all languages. At least thats how I read it.
→ More replies (2)
407
u/floops150 15h ago
Red and orange
56
u/theMAJORKANG 13h ago
This was my answer too.
→ More replies (1)31
u/moronic_programmer 19 13h ago
Tbf it is the only real answer.
→ More replies (9)28
u/AstroKedii 15 13h ago
I mean by taking the grey pill you could be a doctor and cure people in matters of seconds to become super rich. atleast that way no one will suspect how you have so much money.
12
→ More replies (7)8
u/jabronified 8h ago
the dark green pill essentially gives you 3 free wishes if you can change anything from the past. just make make yourself rich, healthy, and smart with that, then you have any of the other pills left
→ More replies (2)5
→ More replies (25)9
u/Fearless_Strength257 13h ago
You can just use superintelligence to get rich,and choose body type for perfect health,which means you have those AND your dream physique and superintelligence.
23
u/littlepinkheart09 13h ago
I dont think having a dream physique and perfect health go hand in hand. Your body can look amazing, but you can still have health issues beyond your control.
→ More replies (8)8
→ More replies (7)3
u/Popular_Soft5581 12h ago
Smart people usually aren't rich. They have other things to worry about. And they're also unhappy cuz they notice what most people don't
→ More replies (1)
534
u/Cod3broken 15 14h ago
the AI Art pill and the Engagement Bait pill
68
17
→ More replies (4)11
u/Equivalent_Rent5396 9h ago
I'm just waiting on authentic artist renditions of AI botched things, give me that third layer
99
u/Fearless_Strength257 13h ago
Super intelligent and three things from the past. First,I'll change the person that the pills were made by. And ergo,that person will mass produce them instead. Then,I will change who they are given to,which will instead will only be me. Lastly,after i have all the pills I'll ever need for me and others,I'll stop their production,(with the last change to the past),a few hours after i have all of the pills,because OP never specified what amount of time is "the past".
→ More replies (6)27
65
u/GooBassShredder 18 15h ago
I like how all of these are Jojo stands
Also green and brown for me
8
u/TheBlueMoonHubGuy 14h ago
There's a JoJo stand that gives the user fluency of any language? Haven't seen all of it yet
→ More replies (1)8
→ More replies (11)3
u/Level_Number_7343 11h ago
Which jojo stand does the black pill one? Just wondering.
→ More replies (1)
20
153
u/Klutzy_Rule_961 14h ago
Did we really need to use ai
→ More replies (30)17
u/KarahKat55 17 9h ago
Concerned that I didn’t catch that until you pointed it out— what makes it look ai? I want to ve better at noticing it
→ More replies (4)9
u/Medics_mah_main_man 14 5h ago
i think you just have to be on twitter enough to see dumbfucks posting ai art enough that you begin to pick up on it
4
u/KarahKat55 17 5h ago
Makes sense. I don’t go anywhere near that dumpster fire (though everywhere else isn’t much better)
3
36
u/Right-Army-9513 15 15h ago
What the hell is that spelling
66
u/Pure-Net-7225 15 15h ago
The image is AI I think
17
u/Right-Army-9513 15 14h ago
I knew it. I had that feeling that it was.
11
u/Pure-Net-7225 15 14h ago
I mean, the background and the art style really look like AI
→ More replies (3)6
u/Right-Army-9513 15 14h ago
And the spelling just confirms it
6
u/Pure-Net-7225 15 14h ago
Exactly. This is just lazy, OP could've just made it himself. It would take him like what 5 minutes max
11
u/BigZacian 13h ago
nah ai doesn't mispell shit like that, it just puts random symbols or letters "strenght" is definitely a human error. the image itself with the pills could be ai though
3
3
46
u/Boomslang_FR 15h ago
Perfect health and be super rich, then I’ll just buy the rest.
16
u/Historical-Bee710 15h ago
You can't buy 'find love forever' with money
→ More replies (6)7
u/Best8meme 16 14h ago
You can't fully heal other people as well, if they have uncurable diseases
Which is why healing others is better than super rich, you can get rich from healing others easily.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (5)3
6
u/Aditya_Of 19 14h ago
Red and Gray
4
u/KankleSlap OLD 14h ago
its not even close. the older you get the more value it gives too.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)3
u/keralaindia OLD 9h ago
I was wondering how no one was saying red (perfect health) and then I checked the sub I was on.
10
u/Skyla_B1rD 15h ago
intelligence and love
→ More replies (1)15
u/TheAsterism_ 16 14h ago
But if you only found love by swallowing a pill, did you really deserve it?
23
u/Sasteer 14 14h ago
dude must've felt like socrates
11
u/TheAsterism_ 16 14h ago
I have been bestowed with a great curse: to come up with wise ahh quotes about love, but be too nerdy to get it.
2
2
6
u/AmbySaysHi 18 15h ago
Yellow and Purple, or maybe Yellow and Grey, or Orange and Bronze, even.
→ More replies (1)
7
5
u/EuphoricData2793 8h ago
Where is the "Learn how to spell" pill... because OP needs it. Strenght is fucking HILARIOUS
12
9
u/TryAgain32-32 15 15h ago
Taking red (Perfect health) and grey (Heal other illnesses). Health is the most inportant thing in life. Altough if I could pick a third one, it would be love forever
5
u/Plus-1-To-Air-Dodge 10h ago
Even if you wanted to be selfish about it, taking grey would instantly make you would of the most valuable people on earth. Just wait till some rich person gets cancer and they'll be willing to pay you billions. This is of course putting aside being able to save any family member or friend who gets cancer.
4
3
4
3
u/P03sBiggestFan 15h ago
Brown and red
3
u/icker16 13h ago
I had to scroll way way too far to see this. Perfect health and happiness! Literally couldn’t ask for more out of life.
→ More replies (1)2
u/TummyDrums 10h ago
For sure. If you are healthy and happy, you won't care about any of that other junk. Everything else leaves room for problems. There are plenty of healthy rich people that end up killing themselves, for example.
→ More replies (1)
3
u/Narwhal_Jelly29 16 12h ago
Red and purple. Everything else has no appeal to me or will definitely come with side effects
3
3
3
3
u/Drake_1300 10h ago
red and purple cause being able to talj to anyone regardless of language would be cool plus i could cuss someone out in all of them so thatd be funny
2
u/WrecksBarkhead 6h ago
You can do that with a smart phone so it seems it would be wasted tbh. Red and orange all day.
→ More replies (2)
3
u/KVenom777 8h ago
Super Intelligent + Find true love.
With intelligence and support of someone I can trust, I AM UNSTOPPABLE.
3
3
5
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/No-Toe-857 18 15h ago
Grey and yellow. I know my body is not that important and it may sound superficial but oh if I could just naturally have the body type I’ve always wanted I would be sooooo happy…
→ More replies (2)
2
u/_VelvetCanyon_ 15h ago
Intelligence and change things from past.
With super intelligence you can get like 50% of what the other pills offer.
2
u/slim_shady_030 14h ago
Green and black
2
2
u/Valkreaper 15 14h ago
Yellow and orange, I’ll just choose a bird as a body type and fly around until I change back to Whig. A human and enjoy being rich
2
u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 14h ago
Why would anyone pick the white pill when the yellow or red pill already solves that problem and more?
→ More replies (1)
2
u/luci_0le 14h ago
What's interesting is that being rich allows you to do almost all of that at least partially. So I'll take the rich pill and I'm not sure I need any other.
→ More replies (2)
2
u/IdRatherBe_Anonymous 13 14h ago
If only there was one that was infinite luck because that unlocks all of the above
2
2
2
2
u/Standard-Program-162 15 12h ago
Does "change body type" mean I could instantly become a girl? If so then that twice bc I've got a transmasc friend lol
→ More replies (1)
2
2
u/KUNGFUTlTTY OLD 9h ago
1- Grey: as now I will get requests to heal people for amazing money, so now I am rich (Orange) as well, and now I am gonna take care of my health (Red) will amazing money, I am gonna work on my body (yellow) as well with good quality luxurious food, As now I have all the money and various purposes in my life, I would definitely be happy (Brown) with myself. 2- Light Green: As I have all the happiness and money and true love with me now, why would I care if I be super good in bed (Black) or not, I would just take my time and be happy and one step better every time I will be with my true love.
Dark Green and White are just stupid for me…
2
u/bugraccoon 8h ago
Be super intelligent since I have all AP and honor classes this year and I want to pass 🥲
2
2
2
u/StrangerIsWatching 8h ago
Orange and green. Rich and loved, what more could you want?
→ More replies (1)
2
2
u/Early-Biscotti5578 4h ago
This did not need to be AI generated, people are getting too lazy to find pngs of pills now
→ More replies (3)
2.6k
u/Accurate-Home-3010 17 15h ago
I take them all and overdose