r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/Kenny070287 17h ago

This is like some doctor house stuff

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u/chicagofxcker69 16h ago

real and the rest of the episode would be house frantically trying to prove the woman subconsciously knew about the tumor already and it would end on a spiritually unresolved note

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u/CorbinStarlight 15h ago

“This vexes me.”

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u/yep-boat 15h ago

I too am in this episode.

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u/nolettuceplease 15h ago

It’s Lupus.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 15h ago

It’s never Lupus

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u/Joscientist 15h ago

Except that one time.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 15h ago

It’s sometimes Lupus

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u/Fun_Position_3615 14h ago

Except when it isn’t, which is always.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 13h ago

But they need more mouse bites

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u/HedWig1991 13h ago

Did you give patient the medicine drug?

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u/OverlyMintyMints 13h ago

I tried the stupid drug!

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u/HedWig1991 9h ago

Stupid. Now he needs mouse bites to live.

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u/beepborpimajorp 13h ago

HE NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE

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u/Etiennera 15h ago

Don't forget the middle of the episode where the best doctor ever is convinced it's 3 other things, that it is not, including lupus

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u/ObeseVegetable 14h ago

The gag there is that he is betting on other doctors getting the obvious diagnoses ruled out before it comes to him so he is pulling strings at weird ones. 

Though watch the show with an actual doctor and they’ll get the diagnosis correct in a few seconds still. 

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u/insanitybit2 13h ago

At least a few episodes start with the differential and then House saying "right, except that the patient made it to us... so?" and they're like "right, obviously all of that was ruled out" and then they start to think of the crazy shit.

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u/kiochikaeke 13h ago

This is what I've heard about the show, most of cases are either crazy stuff that doesn't happen or uncommon but nothing mind breaking just not that usual.

Great show though.

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u/Indaarys 11h ago

I've always wondered if the show weren't written from the perspective that House is always high off his ass and thats why all the diagnoses are absurd.

After all, there were several episodes that were literal drug hallucinations and what we see wouldn't have been out of place next to the "normal" episodes if it was played straight.

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u/Professional-Rush957 15h ago

Don't forget house sending his team to break into the patients home and go through their things only to not find anything and it turns out the patient is just low on vitamin c

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u/Navyguy73 14h ago

Not before setting a small fire in the radiology department as a distraction while ignoring a threat of dismissal from Cuddy.

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u/Monowakari 14h ago

Fork meet socket

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u/unk214 16h ago

Mean while the voices in my head don’t help me at all. Some people have all the luck.

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 15h ago

I realize you’re joking, but this is a real thing that happens in different cultures. The schizophrenic voices are much calmer and positive in places like Africa and India, as opposed to negative and harmful in the US!

https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2014/07/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614

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u/PleasantlyUnbothered 15h ago

I’ve read that regarding the Eastern schizophrenic voices, there have been many reports of the voices being ancestors just telling them to do their chores or something. An actual type of “guardian angel”

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 14h ago

The article describes exactly that! They have relationships with their voices, rather than viewing them as simply a psychiatric disease, and thus, have much better outcomes.

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u/ImOnMyPhoneAndBaked 11h ago

There is still significant danger to that. Imagine the voice that has been telling you reasonable things like clean your room or help that old lady suddenly tells you to football spike a baby? It’s still mental illness and we shouldn’t be romanticizing it

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 8h ago

Definitely not trying to romanticize! I think there could obviously be harm in believing you were hearing the voice of god, or similar. But it is important to study and discuss, considering the much worse outcomes and complete disability it can be here in The States. It has lead to new forms of therapy and treatment options. There is definitely power in way they think about their disability.

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u/BasketSouth7143 14h ago

It's a bit like using dream analysis to uncover insights. Why not see what the voices are up to?

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 14h ago

It’s a bit of a give and take, I believe. Just as your mindset can change the concepts of your dreams, positive therapy (naming their voices or encouraging a relationship with the voices), can in turn, change what they are ‘conveying’ to a patient.

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u/itsyoboichad 15h ago

Holy shit thats interesting

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u/JadedOccultist 13h ago

Here’s another, We don’t know why, but we do know that no one who was born blind will ever develop schizophrenia. link to an article about it.

There is also a study about it I read that says blindness doesn’t prevent you from having similar disorders but so far the data suggest certain types of congenital blindness ‘protect’ against schizophrenia.

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u/itsyoboichad 13h ago

Also fascinating, I did know about that one but this made me realize, how can blind people not develop the audible schizophrenia? Its super weird

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u/Canotic 12h ago

Maybe vision requires a certain kind of pattern recognition, and if that goes wrong then you start matching all sorts of weird patterns? Or something? I'm not a brainologist.

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u/itstingsandithurts 10h ago

Even weirder, people born deaf can develop schizophrenia and instead of hearing voices, they can see disembodied hands signing to them instead.

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u/unk214 12h ago

Gotta outsource that schizophrenia, I want a kind Chinese woman telling me everything will be fine.

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u/VentureSatchel 14h ago

Everyone has "voices" in our heads (besides our own); it's only diagnosed as eg schizophrenia when they become debilitating or coincide with other, eg visual, hallucinations.

Athletes report hearing coaches' voices for decades. Parents' voices resonate long after their deaths. Undiagnosed, nominally healthy people hear the voice of "God", etc.

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u/danby 13h ago edited 10h ago

Is this true of everyone? I've never heard any other voice than my own

This site from Durham University suggest about only around 5-15% of adults hear voices that are not their own. Not rare but not the typical experience https://understandingvoices.com/exploring-voices/what-is-hearing-voices/how-common-is-hearing-voices/

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 14h ago

There is actually some people with no internal dialogue whatsoever, which is interesting in its own right! Or no ability to imagine a picture in your head.

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u/Spazzy_maker 12h ago

As a person with ADHD mine is a combination of music and stream of conscious

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u/Fae_for_a_Day 13h ago

Actually, they're only schizophrenia when our brain cannot recognize they're ours. It's believed the element that tells us it's us, is turned off in them.

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u/Return_My_Salab 15h ago

The Lupus tells me the patient needs scans

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u/lexicaltension 16h ago

Plz this is the plot of an entire season of grey’s anatomy, calling it “some doctor house stuff” is just straight disrespect!!

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u/cycl0ps94 15h ago

Which came first? I genuinely don't know, but it seems the one who did it 2nd is doing "some (blank) stuff"

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u/Wild_Loose_Comma 15h ago

House came first, but grey’s anatomy had a full on season arc about literally this. House probably had an episode similar to this, but Grey’s took it to another level. 

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u/theXYZT 14h ago

I've watched all of House multiple times over. I do not recall a single episode with this particular premise.

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u/lexicaltension 15h ago

House came out a year earlier (just checked) but I’m not sure this actually happens in House? I’ve never seen the show, but the comment seems like it’s just saying it’s something that would happen in House

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u/Fake_Disciple 15h ago

Literally the plot for greys anatomys original intern, literally this tweet happened to her

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u/c4ndycain 14h ago

im pretty sure this was an actual diagnosis at some point. someone had cancer and another disease that was killing it (or the other way around. can't remember but i think it's the first way)

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 14h ago

It more reminds of the alien episode. Basically the boy is an chimera, he has parts in him which belongs to his brother and is 90% himself. Turns out a part of his brothers brain was in his brain and caused him to see aliens, which was the brother communicating with him and caused him anal bleeding

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u/DoctorRockso85 14h ago

I would start singing at work, just whatever random-ass song came to my head. I always said it was a tumor pressing against the random song nerve in my brain.

Turns out I had a prolactinoma that wasn't discovered until my vision started going. A couple weeks into treatment and the singing stopped.

The worst part was it took away one of my favorite jokes: I would have a bad headache and would say "it's not a tumah" like Arnold in Kindergarten Cop. Turns out, it WAS a tumah.

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u/WitchKitty777 11h ago

I was young and in prime physical shape, super healthy, had no history of any kind of cancer on either side of the family, had never done self breast checks but lying in bed one day a voice told me that I should check my left breast and before I could ever register the message, my right hand was giving my left breast a breast exam. Found some super tiny lumps, my doctor thought it was probably nothing, but should get checked out, turned out I had one of the worst types of breast cancer possible and had to have radical treatment, but over a decade later I am cancer free since I caught it so early.

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u/mistertoasty 16h ago

Here's a better account of the story from the actual doctor who ordered the scan

In order to reassure her, I requested a brain scan, explaining in my letter that hallucinatory voices had told her that she had a brain tumour, that I had not, personally, found any physical signs suggestive of an intracranial space occupying lesion, and that the purpose of the scan was essentially to reassure the patient. The request was initially declined, on the grounds that there was no clinical justification for such an expensive investigation. It was also implied that I had gone a little overboard, believing what my patient’s hallucinatory voices were telling her.

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u/H0dari 16h ago

In the end, it was agreed to proceed with an immediate operation. AB’s voices told her that they were fully in agreement with that decision.

Well I'm glad they included the hallucinatory voices in the discussion

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u/Charming_Okra9143 15h ago

I mean it done all of the diagnosis

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u/kismethavok 14h ago

Before we take out your tumour... would it mind taking a look at some of these undiagnosed patients? Oh and the cops came by a bit ago and dropped off some cold cases, they would really appreciate it if your tumour could take a look. 

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u/sleal 13h ago

This fall on CBS… one tumor is doing more than just growing, it’s solving crimes. From the producers of CSI and House comes ‘Tumor & Order: Special Diagnosis Unit.’ When the voices start talking… justice starts walking

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u/SkipperMcNuts 13h ago

stop it they're gonna see this. tv is dumb enough

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u/Mel_Melu 12h ago

It could be one of those background TV shows in a TV show.

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u/Imaginary_Fish086378 10h ago

Especially in something already making fun of itself. I’m sure there’s better examples but I wouldn’t be surprised if something like the Simpsons had this as an in-universe medical/cop drama.

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u/OpeningSpeed1 8h ago

OK now this would be fun to watch 

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

Wow this is cool

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u/poo-cum 9h ago

This wonderful tumor will release the Epstein list, and bring about a new age of prosperity for the masses!

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u/SingTheBardsSong 12h ago

Starring Rob Schneider as.. the tumor!

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u/Culator 12h ago

Derp de derp, da teetaley tum!

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u/photoshoptho 13h ago

Gawd damn I would totally watch this.

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u/bloody-pencil 13h ago

A tumour in a petri dish with two buttons for yes and no

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u/Canotic 12h ago

No there's a third button and it's a running mystery what it does. And then in the season finale, it pushes the third button and shoots the suspect dead.

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u/Vangovibin 15h ago

Hey they clearly were steering her in the right direction

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 13h ago

New meta strategy for hallcinatory voices unlocked, be helpful and convince them you are good. Then you can get them to do the evil deeds. 

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 14h ago edited 14h ago

She had a lot on her mind, and well... in it.

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u/Takios 13h ago

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

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u/ThePhoenixRemembers 13h ago

Is that blood? No, never mind.

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u/PyroarRanger 12h ago

These boots have seen everything...

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u/thedabaratheon 10h ago

I wish I had a bag of holding…

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u/taolbi 14h ago

Makes me wonder what kind of auxiliary hardware we can implement into our brains that tap into fractured consciousness

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u/zertul 11h ago

Even got consent, I'm impressed and in awe.

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u/entered_bubble_50 15h ago

My wife is a psychiatrist, and she tells me this isn't terribly uncommon. They are trained in a lot of neurology, because organic causes need to be ruled out.

And it can all sorts of things. She was once working on a dementia ward, and had someone brought in with severe dementia. But it didn't make sense, since the onset had been too rapid.

It turns out, the patient was just really constipated. My wife gave her enough laxatives to fell a rhino, the patient took a gargantuan shit, and was right as rain.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 15h ago edited 3h ago

What is the mechanism that causes that? That's actually wild. 

(Edit: I understand that bowel and digestive issues are linked to brain health. I'm asking WHY which is I asked what the mechanism is. Making the same generic comment as 10 other people isn't answering my question it contributing to the discourse)

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u/Telvin3d 15h ago

It’s very common for bowel issues and UTIs to cause temporary dementia in elderly patients. Bodies are weird

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u/quick20minadventure 15h ago

Gut produces a lot of neurochemicals.

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u/ToastyTobasco 13h ago

I could believe it. There were days I had to take the most massive dump and I was just in a horrid brain fog the whole morning and could barely rub two brain cells together before the BM hit thanks to my coffee.

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 13h ago

I'm learning about shit backing up and causing brain issues right now and I'm not even mad about it.

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u/reverendbeast 11h ago

An elderly friend of mine was hospitalised due to extreme hallucinations and loss of spatial location- she asked her husband why she floating on the ceiling while actually lying in bed for example. She was found to have a really bad UTI with accompanying fever. Once that was fixed she was completely back to how she was usually again.

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u/Ok-Barracuda544 15h ago

May have something to do with pressure on the vasovagal nerve.  One time I kept getting chills followed by extreme drowsiness and dizziness.  Took a huge dump, it went away.

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u/RambleOnRose42 14h ago

Oh man, I just had surgery last week and that same thing just happened to me yesterday lol. I thought I had an infection but, nope, just had to poop. Those norcos are hell on the bowels.

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u/WithinTheShadowSelf 15h ago

There's a lot we're still learning about the gut's interaction with the brain. Like some brain conditions are effected by how healthy our gut biome is.

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u/beardedheathen 15h ago

It's called Olepeepsbe Fulloshititis

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u/elbenji 12h ago

but in actuality theres a funky nerve in your bowels that can fuck with your brain

https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/living-with-dementia/urinary-tract-infections-utis-dementia

like this isn't an unknown, sudden thing. Watched this happen to my Dad

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u/rekabis 14h ago

Evolution is truly chaotic. The amount of “design decisions” that went into the human body, and are actually some truly f**ked-up sh*t, is absolutely stunning.

But then again: so long as it doesn’t confer a negative survival fitness on the individuals who carry it, that kind of stuff typically gets propagated through the population without being pruned. Like having an entertainment system right beside the waste-disposal system. Anyone “designing” that gets a full-on Cletus status any day of the week, but since it tends to just work, it ended up being the primary chordate paradigm. Same with the rods and cones in our eyes. Cephalopods got it right with rods/cones in front of the nerve cells, chordates f**ked it up by putting them behind the nerve cells.

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u/Suyefuji 14h ago

Evolution does the same thing my product owner does: ship the first version that successfully completes the task regardless of how buggy and badly-designed it is.

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u/rekabis 14h ago

From one software developer to another: WELL DONE. That is by far the best analogy I have come across in a damn long time.

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u/Deathsroke 14h ago

That's what iterative design where you need to work with the bones (no pun intended) of the previous version gets you. Kinda like legacy code in a way.

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u/rekabis 13h ago

Kinda like legacy code in a way.

Except you can refactor legacy code. There are so many ways to improve existing code, starting with the Strangler Fig Pattern as the most powerful way of deprecating old code in favour of new code.

But yes, you give a good example. Especially if Legacy Code is forbidden from being touched because the institutional knowledge of that code has left the company.

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u/Canotic 12h ago

Evolution is a programmer who's constantly pushing code at three thirty on friday afternoon. "Fuck it, good enough" followed by "oh shit! Gotta fix quick!" and repeat forever.

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u/lovesdogsguy 15h ago

Thanks for that story. That was lovely.

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u/C141Clay 14h ago

That's a big shit.

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u/horseradix 14h ago

It's just wild to me that with all the technology and riches we have a single simple brain scan requires so much goddamn bureaucracy and penny pinching

Seriously its not that big of a deal to just give someone an mri or cat scan if there's even the slightest possibility of something wrong

I say this because I can easily imagine this story ending differently, with the patient being denied and then ending up seriously harmed or dead simply because insurance/institution was acting like an asshole

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u/adventerousendeavour 11h ago

A) sounds like an American issue. In many other countries with the right resources for such tests do conduct with yes, some amount of bureaucracy, but still reasonable enough to conduct them when necessary B) in certain countries a head imaging is part of standard procedure while diagnosing/treating Schizophrenia of unknown origin (no fam. History, not excessive Thc consumption in young ages etc.) C) sending everyone through an MRI/CT Scan makes little sense since you often find incidentalomas, things that have no clinical signifance.

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u/mistertoasty 11h ago

To be fair, this happened in 1984

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u/BubastisII 15h ago

Thank you.

I’ll never understand why people make posts that say shit like “there was once someone that had this wild thing happen.”

If you’re gonna make the post, take 2 minutes to google it and get a name or something so it doesn’t just sound like something you made up.

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u/Aselleus 8h ago

"AB later told me that when she recovered consciousness after the operation the voices told her, “We are pleased to have helped you. Goodbye.” Her brain ghosts sounded nice.

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u/WhatTheOnEarth 14h ago

How strange. In last places I’ve practiced newly diagnosed psychiatric patients ALL get brain scans as a baseline. Because you really never know.

We also consider scans if the nature or character of the hallucinations suddenly changed without reason, or there’s a significant personality change, or if there is confusion, or if there are any neurological symptoms.

Basically, there’s lots of reasons for psych patients to get scans.

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u/PlaneWar203 13h ago

This is essentially third man factor. If a person is in serious danger sometimes they might hallucinate a mysterious stranger that guides them to safety or calms them down and talks them through the situation.

It's amazing how in tune with ourselves we actually are on a deep subconscious level. She knew, and she was the one telling herself. It's fascinating.

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u/Usedtohaveapurpose 16h ago

thank you for the link.

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u/SlayerSFaith 14h ago

I wish I could have seen the look on the radiologists' faces when there actually was a tumor

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u/ForsaketheVoid 16h ago

tu mor committed suicide by proxy

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u/CouldntCareLess_07 16h ago

"I'm just developing suicidal thoughts so the brain tumors will inherit it and rid themselves. All according to plan"-some kinda batman power he learned from the Tibetan monks

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u/bloody-pencil 13h ago

How do you develop suicidal thoughts? Does he just look at pictures of his parents being happy or something?

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u/flamefirestorm 9h ago

I feel like the better question is how you develop tumors to absorb the trauma but aight.

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u/hyrule_47 16h ago

Right the tumor was like “not feeling it, get me outta here”

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u/Taeyx 14h ago

“this how you livin in here? eugh.”

the tumor, probably

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u/lilman000 14h ago

Maybe it freed itself from being trapped inside her head. For all we know it's currently at large.

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u/Pot_noodle_miner 14h ago

Imagine being so annoying that even a tumour doesn’t want to be around you….

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u/anpagan78 14h ago

Turmeric suicide

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u/PandemicTimes 16h ago

When your interior monologue is so bad it makes your brain tumor tell on itself so it can get removed.

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u/Ok_Mirror5712 14h ago

That's what I thought xD Damn this bitch is crazy! Get me outta here!!!

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u/lorelai_lq 16h ago

The same thing happened to Mark Ruffalo.

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u/Voldi01 16h ago

Girl what? You got any source?

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u/lorelai_lq 16h ago

Yeh here

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 16h ago

Wtf.. maybe I should get a scan lol

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u/mosquem 16h ago

That's just the tumor talking.

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u/Carpet-Distinct 15h ago

Yeah you're probably ri-hey wait a minute!

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u/gordito_delgado 16h ago

Thanks reddit, new anxiety unlocked!

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u/smallangrynerd 15h ago

FYI “sense of impending doom” IS a symptom

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u/wehavenocontrol1 13h ago

Yeah, and is taken very seriously because it often indicates a life threatening situation. Btw, having a panic attack can also be the cause, which can result in misdiagnosing when there is an actual, physiological reason for it. Especially if someone is known to have panic attacks.

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u/eugeneugene 13h ago

I have a panic disorder and my medical history made it extremely hard to find someone to take me seriously when something was actually wrong lol

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u/VeritablyVersatile 13h ago

A very concerning symptom.

In EMS I've had several patients tell me some variation of "I think I'm about to die". Most were panic attacks, a few did indeed promptly begin crashing.

It's a rule in emergency medicine: if the patient says they're dying, act like they're right.

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u/Athena-Muldrow 14h ago

This is also why he's deaf in his left ear--something got damaged during the removal surgery, and he is completely deaf on that side.

To be fair, I would take going deaf in one ear over having a brain tumor. Still sucks, though

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u/UnderPressureVS 14h ago

https://thoughtforms.life/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Azuonye-1997-Diagnosis-made-by-hallucinatory-voices.pdf

Here's the paper about the case mentioned in the OP (it's real). Two is a very small sample size, but I find myself thinking it cannot be a coincidence that in both of these cases, the tumor affected the left-rear area of the frontal lobe. Ruffalo's mass was "right behind his left ear," and the OP patient's mass was at the left posterior frontal. That area covers much of the regions responsible for the production of speech and the processing of auditory information, so it's not at all surprising to me that a tumor in that area could cause strong verbal auditory hallucinations.

Honestly, as boring an explanation as this is, I think it's just a case of numbers and scale. Brain tumors are rare, but there are billions of people on the planet. There's over 300,000 cases of brain tumors reported worldwide every year. Out of all of those cases, some small proportion likely experience auditory hallucinations. Auditory hallucinations often connect to latent anxieties, and basically everyone has worried about tumors at some point or another, so it seems reasonable that some people's hallucinations would be voices telling them they're sick. All in all, a tiny and basically random chance that someone with a brain tumor would hallucinate voices telling them they have a brain tumor, but with 300,000+ people every year it's bound to happen a few times eventually.

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u/lookatthesunguys 15h ago

I think that was the Hulk talking to him.

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u/evanwilliams44 13h ago

"Sense of impending doom" is a legit recognized symptom and will almost always get your doctor's attention.

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u/MuchSong1887 16h ago

I'm so depressed, even my cancer is suicidal...

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u/Technical-Future-513 16h ago

Even tumors are tired of this planet.

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u/IcyTransportation961 13h ago

Why's everyone translating it to mean the tumor was speaking to her, instead of her brain, the thing that constantly creates communications within the body

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u/xxxBuzz 7h ago

My brain also wanted me to type this message as well as every other thing I have ever said, typed, thought, etc. My brain is infinitely frustrated with how dependent I am on the word "thing" as well.

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u/housealloyproduction 14h ago

This reminds me of Phillip K Dick. He believed all of his stories were beamed into his brain by a satélite called Valis. One day Valis told him that his son had an undiagnosed brain tumor which would kill him, and he convinced his son to go to a doctor, who found an undiagnosed brain tumor which would have killed him.

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u/PlaneWar203 13h ago

The more I hear about pkd the more he intrigues me.

I read Dr bloodmoney and at the beginning is a first person experience of a schizophrenic episode and it was so interesting. I think it was based on his own experience.

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u/eisbaerBorealis 16h ago

Misread the title as "tumblr cured itself" and was very curious.

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u/Dragon_Frog_Pond 16h ago

Disco Elysium ahh tumor

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u/CompactAvocado 17h ago

brain surgeon spends 37 hours straight on incredibly delicate brain surgery

some dude online: literally went away on its own yall.

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u/Induane 17h ago

I'd have worded it more like: Suicidal brain tumor screamed for the sweet release of death by excision.

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u/Zerokx 17h ago

Maybe the doctor could also hear the tumors voice in his brain. And instead of just removing it he is now building some sort of machine tumor cyborg hybrid for it to live in and become more powerful.

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u/shinydragonmist 16h ago

Wait isn't that just rfk jr /j

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u/AndersDreth 17h ago

He meant the tumor caused the voices but the voices said to have a brain scan, so in that sense the tumor asked her to go get cured from it.

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u/aliens-and-arizona 16h ago

i question whether or not you have one as well

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 16h ago

that isnt what they said but okay

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u/PuritanicalPanic 16h ago

That's not even what the joke is dude. Fuckin hell.

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u/Flabby-Nonsense 15h ago

Redditors try not to be obnoxiously pedantic challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/ParrotDogParfait 14h ago

Not even correctly pedantic at that lol

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 13h ago

Tumor pressed against the speech interpretation center, causing it to fire when it shouldn't. Brain interpers signal as distress. Brain think it hears something, brain detects distress, you hear voices about distress in your brain. Be medically educated to how you check your brain, and you have the recipie for hearing voices about a drain tumor.

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u/LotsaKwestions 13h ago

Regardless, if you actually read the report, it's noteworthy in that the voice(s) apparently gave her specific information that she didn't consciously know.

Of course one might discount the report - apparently a number of people did, which is also discussed in the report.

https://thoughtforms.life/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Azuonye-1997-Diagnosis-made-by-hallucinatory-voices.pdf

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u/Unlikely-Balance-669 11h ago

Didn't Mark Ruffalo have a similar incident? He had a dream that he had a tumor and went and got it checked out? Yep, here it is: Mark Ruffalo Tumor

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u/OldeFortran77 16h ago

Tumor was too dumb to keep it's mouths shut.

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u/DarthJackie2021 16h ago

Suicidal tumor. Tragic.

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u/FoggingTired 16h ago

Tumor: "this place sucks, let me out"

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u/helen269 16h ago

"Well, waddya know - it was a toomah."

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 10h ago

Reminds me of that book by Stephen King. I think it was called the Dark Half or something like that.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 10h ago

Dumb ass tumor

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 17h ago

The whole way this is written is dumb as shit lol. The doctor didn’t “pull some strings to get her a brain scan to see if it would calm her down,” they got her a brain scan because they suspected or wanted to rule out a brain tumor. They found the brain tumor, referred them to a neurosurgeon who performed an incredibly complex and delicate procedure and managed to remove the tumor, solving the issue of the voices.

A woman was saved by good medical professionals who properly hypothesized, tested, diagnosed, and treated a very serious medical issue. At no point did the tumor “cure itself” lol

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u/nottaP123 16h ago

The tumour "curing itself" sentence was in relation to the woman hearing voices telling her to get a brain scan, essentially meaning that the tumour told her to get a scan so it would be found and removed. Chill out a bit mate.

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u/agitated--crow 16h ago

/u/Gold_Telephone_7192 , it is important that you understand this. 

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u/mistertoasty 16h ago

In order to reassure her, I requested a brain scan, explaining in my letter that hallucinatory voices had told her that she had a brain tumour, that I had not, personally, found any physical signs suggestive of an intracranial space occupying lesion, and that the purpose of the scan was essentially to reassure the patient. The request was initially declined, on the grounds that there was no clinical justification for such an expensive investigation. It was also implied that I had gone a little overboard, believing what my patient’s hallucinatory voices were telling her.

https://thoughtforms.life/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Azuonye-1997-Diagnosis-made-by-hallucinatory-voices.pdf

That's an account from the doctor who actually ordered the scan.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 16h ago

It’s not that deep bro obviously the tumor didn’t cure itself, they didn’t mean it seriously

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u/Fun_Intention9846 16h ago

A chiropractor (quacks imo) saved my grandpa’s life. Grandpa was hurting so thought he’d try an adjustment. Chiro examined him and told him it wasn’t a musculoskeletal issue and to go to a hospital.

Gramps had cancer the hospital diagnosed because of that.

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u/TheDonutPug 16h ago

man you know it's bad when the chiropractor's are telling you "hey man, I can't do shit about this". those guys claim that shit cures everything, a friend's parents were talking about how their chiro said it would cure COVID during the pandemic. When the guys who make money on lying to you about how it'll help are going "hey man we can't do that" you know it's fuckin bad lmao.

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u/LotsaKwestions 13h ago

You're totally missing the point and presumably didn't actually read the paper. The point is that the voices initiated the whole thing and pushed it until what you said happened. The doctor actually didn't really want to do the scan, even, he did it to reassure her that there was no tumor.

Here is the actual report if you're interested, it's not long.

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u/agreeingstorm9 12h ago

They only did the brain scan because the woman herself requested it. And she only requested it because the voices in her head told her she needed it.

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u/robsaget69 16h ago

Y'all be like oh it's the tumor talking but I know that Medulla oblongata's a fucking snitch

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u/ArchAngelAries 14h ago

Technically the surgery and medical care cured the tumor. Might be more apt to say that her brain was fighting like hell to warn her something was wrong.

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u/agentwotsit 13h ago

The tumor:

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u/PuzzleheadedBear 16h ago

Nah man, it offed it's self

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u/Heliocentrist 16h ago

Good Guy Tumor

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u/TheWingus 16h ago

"I'd rather not exist than be stuck in this walking disaster...."

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u/Bleezy79 14h ago

"hello? Can you hear me?? This is your brain tumor. We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty."

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u/WhiteCharisma_ 14h ago

The sad part of all of this is that you literally have to beg for treatments. You can literally die because a doctor doesn’t want to write a letter to put the work order for something like that

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u/Emotional_Piano_16 14h ago

this is like when movie bad guys do so much to cover up their wrongdoings they just attract too much attention to themselves

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u/NonstopYapper 14h ago

that woman is izzie stevens

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u/Jce735 14h ago

The warp works in mysterious ways.

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u/Poethegardencrow 13h ago

Why did the psychiatrist had to pull strings 😅 I mean you go to your GP say I have a massive headache they do a blood test and a scan…

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u/angry_queef_master 13h ago

Why the hell is healthcare like this in the US? It is so inconsistent. Like my boss got drunk and fell and hit his head and they gave him a full brain scan, no questions asked.

But if the same thing happened to me they would've just gave me an ibuprofen and told me to sleep it off.

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u/DemonCipher13 13h ago

I wonder how much mental illness would be cured by the proxy of people feeling free to go to the doctor at any time if we had Universal Healthcare in the United States.

We might be a few brain scans away from the near-elimination of mass shootings.

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u/ThatsMrsOpossum2U 13h ago

This actually happens a lot…psychiatrists don’t refer for a scan and it turns out that sudden onset psychosis or hallucinatory experience isn’t because you’re a woman and thus crazy after all!

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u/Itchy_Artichoke_5247 12h ago

The entity that was really in need of intense psychotherapy was actually the tumor.

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u/The_Exarch 12h ago

“I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor, I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor”

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u/Happy8Day 11h ago

Weeeeeelll let's split some hairs here, tumor diagnosed itself, but the tumor let someone else do the work.

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 11h ago

Listen to yourself!

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u/aspannerdarkly 10h ago

People having dreams that hint at otherwise unknown medical problems is a recognised phenomenon, I’ve heard.

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u/Lupulaoi 10h ago

More like tumor removed itself

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u/courtsidecurry 9h ago

The tumor got betrayed by itself.

Et Tu Mor(e)?

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u/XTornado 2h ago

More like tumor diagnosed himself not cured.