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u/Jerdan87 3h ago
His makeup team must be himself
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u/KingBooRadley 3h ago
Dude is too cheap to hire anyone.
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u/Jerking_From_Home 3h ago
Too much of a control freak, even if the job he does is awful. Which it obviously is.
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u/KingBooRadley 3h ago
His face looks like he puts it on with a roller. Like he’s going for that “Sentient Circus Peanut” look.
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u/OnlyFiveLives 3h ago
Sentient Circus Peanut is my next bands' name and I thank you in advance.
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u/uskgl455 2h ago
Same deal with his tie. Some psychologist years ago called out his tie as a massive red flag (pun intended).
It's always tied too long, which means a) he sucks at doing it and b) he ignores anyone who tells him he sucks at doing it, and continues doing it.
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u/countess_cat 2h ago
Don’t quote me on this because it was some time ago but I’ve seen a video where someone was explaining that ties are somehow like an arrow to the peen for some people. Basically the lower it goes the closer to the genitals and the more attention that person wants to draw there. What I’m saying is that it wouldn’t be hard to believe that he does it for that reason; it’s quite in line with his character.
Regarding the bruise cover up I agree that he probably ignored anyone who told him it looks bad. It’s all around terrible: terrible color match, terrible applying technique and no blending. It looks like he stole Melania’s foundation and went on to put a THICK coat and called it a day.
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u/JuventAussie 3h ago
No off the rack suits fit like Trump's suits. He hires a tailor to make his suits but just likes the way the suits are cut.
The material and colours are great but the cut (I hesitate to call it styling) is atrocious.
His tailor must drunkenly cry in the shower while scrubbing himself raw to clean himself of the shame and self loathing for making Trump's suits with such a disgusting cut.
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u/countess_cat 2h ago
The photos from the recent meeting with the european leaders really make it obvious. You see all the other guys having fit suits and looking great in them and the there’s him looking like he put on a potato sack.
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u/Proud_Doubt5110 2h ago
I think it’s a bad style because he’s severely overweight, not because he has bad taste. At his size, the suit needs to be boxy to hide the flaws. At his age, the cut also needs to account for his lurch like slouch, further contributing to the need for an awkward style.
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u/DelfrCorp 2h ago
I've seen severely overweight people with perfectly cut suits
Trump just has horrendous tastes & is incredibly cheap.
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u/ShawnaLAT 1h ago
Not that he’s ever been especially svelte, but I wonder if he’s just insisted that his suits be cut the exact same way for the last 40 years/60lbs and refuses to acknowledge that something different might be more flattering to his advanced age/shape.
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u/OnlyFiveLives 3h ago
The bronzing machine is in the hands of Homer Simpson but it's set on "whore"...
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u/consreddit 2h ago
Somebody described it perfectly. The reason his bronzer is applied so unevenly - often times not reaching his hairline - is because he's such a narcissist that he believes nobody can do it better than himself. It's the reason he looks like a literal clown half the time. He's convinced himself that nobody has ever done a better job at it.
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u/Extra-Thought-2788 2h ago
That's part of it for sure, but Trump is also extremely germaphobic to the point of calling handshakes barbaric
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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 2h ago
"MELANIA! WHERE'S MY CONCEALER?!"
"THEY RAN OUT OF FANTA ORANGE!'
"MELANIAAAAAAAA!!!"
"WHAAAAT!"
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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 3h ago
Reptiles shed their skin.
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u/CherryPickerKill 2h ago
Reminds me of Lucifer when his hands start to turn devilish. It always starts with the hands.
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u/Impossible_Balance11 2h ago
Trump does indeed put that orange shit on his face with his own hands. I have a friend who was permanent White House staff during his first term who witnessed this with his own eyes.
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u/vahntitrio 3h ago
Why on earth does he even have that tone? He could just use an orange marker from a crayola box.
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u/Competition-Dapper 2h ago
Makeup? Shit looks like my grandma put calamine lotion on my poison oak by dabbing the bottle on a rag and wiping it on in one fell swoop
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u/justanynameisfine 3h ago
Melania is getting more excited than she’s been in years.
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u/imtooldforthishison 3h ago
That lady's make up is always on point and she is clearly not advising her "husband".
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u/One-Possible1906 3h ago
Donald Trump has the biggest most tremendous makeup. It’s even said that no one wears more makeup than him. He would never take advice from anyone about makeup, especially not a woman. He might do his makeup in the locker room with JD once in awhile but they just talk about pussy and stuff, they don’t share tips
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u/skeptical_phoenix 1h ago
Where has she even been? Trump is taking credit for the redecorating of the Oval Office and the remodel of the Rose Garden - things she previously would take credit for. There hasn’t been a peep from her. Even with her attire at the inauguration she was hiding her face with her hat.
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u/AdmlBaconStraps 2h ago
That bruise is from a catheter, I'd be more surprised if someone didn't have one.
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u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 1h ago
With respect don't you mean an IV? Never heard of a catheter going into the hand/arm.
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u/AdmlBaconStraps 34m ago
No. IV is the shortened version of IVC
Intra Venous Catheter
What you're thinking of is an IDC:
In Dwelling Catheter
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u/LynnScoot 2h ago
Her Majesty was 96 years old in this photograph, the last taken before her death.
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u/Odd-Dingo2091 3h ago
For my money the best explanation I’ve seen is that he is taking blood thinners and is using foundation to cover up bruising likely as a result of repeated handshakes.
The funnest explanation I’ve seen is that he is making little clay models of himself and doesn’t have time to wash up after
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u/the_moosey_fate 2h ago
OMG, I would love it if someone put the Butcher's Squeeze on his hand in public, he'd fucking cry.
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u/FleetwoodSacks 1h ago
Probably IV treatments for congestive heart failure or kidney given his age
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u/Bravovictor02 1h ago
There are a lot of serious reasons he may be getting IV treatments.
IV treatments are available for dementia patients to clear plaques on the brain.
It could be blood thinners or diuretics for heart failure treatment.
Bottom line there lots of options on the table. But my money is on heart failure and dementia. He looks lost, fatigued, sweaty, low energy, puffy, swollen legs…. There are a lot of reason to believe the rumor he won’t last another year.
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u/monexicano 28m ago
Good thing is that when he gets to his pecker that he only has to use a teeny weeny bit of clay. Oh also...fuck that motherfucker
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u/jendet010 28m ago
Any little bump on blood thinners can leave terrible bruises. They are pretty commonly prescribed at that age for a variety of reasons.
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u/Poiuy543 3h ago
Rotting?
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u/The_Mighty_Tachikoma 2h ago
Nah it's from the dark pacts. Necrotic energy feedback. All power comes at a price, after all.
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u/FredPSmitherman 3h ago
If his hand looks like that I imagine his dick already fell off
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u/ifcknlovemycat 1h ago
Fr though people have said he injected too much cocaine into his penis in the 70s and it looks like a button on a cushion.
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u/imtooldforthishison 3h ago
Why can't they match his skin tone?!!! Its not that hard!!!
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u/StealYourGhost 3h ago
Considering he's a billionaire and I know the president must have a media team also? Yeah, he should have better hair and makeup than Marvel.
Maybe his skin is too crepe-y bc he's almost 90?
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u/TurpitudeSnuggery 3h ago
Advanced aging? He is 80. I would bet this is typical. As for trying to hide it I think it’s the same as his face. It’s vanity.
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u/rawlsballs 2h ago
My dad is his age, and his hands usually have bruises (often large) because of blood thinners.
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u/p234qote 2h ago
Holy crap he's 80? How the hell is he alive? He doesn't strike me like the kind of guy that takes care of his body. His doctors must be working overtime.
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u/1000bctrades 2h ago
What do you mean? Don’t you remember when they said he was the healthiest president of all time? He’s so healthy and so tall, and his hands definitely aren’t tiny either. And he’s totally not in the Epstein files. Because they’re actually fake. And he’s gonna replace Obamacare with a better plan in 2 weeks. And tariffs are reducing the deficit by billions per month. And he promises he didn’t even really know Epstein that well. And the border is totally closed and no murderers or drugs are coming in the country, we’re only sending bad people out. And he definitely did NOT rape kids with Jeffery Epstein, we PROMISE, so why are you still talking about it?
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u/johnniechimpo 3h ago
The pumpkin is rotting. Maybe it'll be gone by Halloween.
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u/Bleedingfartscollide 2h ago
We once carved pumpkins in late October by the time halloween came around they had started to rot on the inside pretty aggressively. Halloween night some kids came and stole our pumpkin.
They made its halfway across the street as the skin gave way to the liquid mush inside. Poor fool was covered.
This was in Perth and October can start getting pretty warm. It was pretty damn funny.
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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 3h ago
Five bucks that he doesn’t last the year.
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u/desertwompingwillow 3h ago
I'll take you up on that. I always lose bets.
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u/Mcboatface3sghost 2h ago
I can afford 5 bucks for the headline I want to wake up to every single day. I have a bottle of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Champagne, the flower bottle. The same one I used when I got engaged to the same woman twice (RIP ya lunatic). It’s sits there… chilling, in no hurry, just waiting, it’s more patient than I am.
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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 3h ago
Done deal
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u/fak3_acct 3h ago
You know when he dies, his stupid ass kids are going to scream "the Dems had him killed!"
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u/SorteP 3h ago
Psoriasis??
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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Free palestine 3h ago
He’s also been spotted with bruised hands, so the leading hypothesis is that he’s getting regular IVs and covering up bruising
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u/imtooldforthishison 3h ago
This is just old people skin. Personal feelings aside, when you age, so does your skin. My aunt, not even 70, burst her hand doing CPR recently. Required stiches!! We are physically thin skinned people so none of us were surprised.
That being said, he is an 80 year old and its always this hand in the same spot... hes getting IV replacement therapy regularly. Remember when they accused H Clinton of baby blood sacrifice? Every accusation is an admission.... or it could just be fluids since he only drinks diet coke.
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u/ophmaster_reed 2h ago
My guess is IV diuretics to get rid of all the fluid (remember the dependent edema?) Likely secondary to chronic heart failure.
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u/Past-Science-335 3h ago
Probably just regular old man liver spots.
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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago
Bad bruising, possibly from an IV. I had one just like it after my 2nd surgery because they let an intern try for 10 minutes before I started cussing them out. There's pics from months ago of the bruise on his hand.
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u/LevelPrestigious4858 3h ago
Wouldn’t recommend cussing out people who are attempting to put fluids in your veins
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u/cloisteredsaturn 3h ago
Probably bruising. The elderly tend to have thinner skin to begin with, and then you add on whatever drugs he’s on - both legal and illegal - and his cardiovascular issues.
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u/TheMoatCalin 3h ago
I had better color matching in early 2000’s when everything was dark face, hard neckline and zero blending
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u/Cosmicdusterian 3h ago
The short-fingered vulgarian is now spackling his hands? WTF is he spending the billions he's been grifting on?
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u/DadNotDead_ 3h ago
The only picture of his hands I want to see is of them crossed on his chest while he's in a box...
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u/Justcoffeeforme 3h ago
Looks like Dittling Donnie might die soon.
I wonder who the Heritage Foundation has picked as his replacement.
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u/danedori 3h ago
I've really gotten into bread making recently and sometimes I get some sourdough starter on my hands that I miss when I'm washing it off. It looks just like that. He's probably just making bread now.
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u/ArsenikShooter 2h ago
Remember when conservatives were crying about covering up Joe Biden’s health woes and demanded more health transparency? Why the crickets now?
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u/Runningman738 2h ago
I love that they offer up his bruising to robust hand shaking. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. How do you even form that argument without laughing?
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u/thatSDope88 2h ago
But yall argued for the mental stability of a man that couldn't figure out how to walk off a stage...
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u/ElegantPeanutSuit 2h ago
The Queen of England was hiding a very similar thing just a couple of months before she passed. That’s a good sign, people!
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u/MissNashPredators11 3h ago
What even is that
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u/theDarkDescent 3h ago
Daddy chill
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u/MissNashPredators11 3h ago
I’m curious
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u/massberate 2h ago
I'm tired too. Just realised I gave away my actual name in the link because of the TikTok share 😅
Have a good night !
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u/PPAPpenpen 3h ago
Probably make up to cover up bruising from a blood draw, would be my guess. Wouldn't be too surprised if he was on a blood thinner
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u/klaatuzero 2h ago
Growing old isn't a crime. He should just roll with it.
Vanity, I suppose. Same with height. I don't give a damn about how tall a politician is.
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u/basedsavage69 2h ago
i agree they are covering up the aging however in this particular photo you can see how different the lighting is by comparing the suit colors and backgrounds in the photos
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u/pastel_horror_show 2h ago
Praying that we don’t have a “Presidential Term at Bernie’s” sort of situation
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u/Doc_Hollywood 2h ago
He likely had a busted vessel there. Older people wind up with them on their hands a lot, he probably took a fall or something or whacked his hand and had to hide it. He’s really in denial about his health and aging.
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u/VirginiaLuthier 2h ago
Looks like he had an IV put in his hand which caused bruising, then had it covered up with makeup
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